Sunday, October 15, 2006

Mohawks = W...the night Jordan Hare shook


King Dunlap has a mohawk, Tristan Davis has a mohawk with cornrows on the side faded back. If it works, it works. Tubs delivers the half time speach of his life. Questions manhood and employment status. It worked and delivered a W. An added bonus was Auburn's 4th ranked BCS status which may prove useful in the near future.


Daddy and the King of Tigerland got the word straight from the source as 4 star recruit Enrique Davis told the DFF that he had committed to the Tigers on the field after the game. A great kid whose father was an All-SEC DB for the Gators. Dude is big to, and runs a 4.3. Imagine Ben Tate, after his medical redshirt, and Davis in the backfield, a true power combo at 215+ each. Or Enrique & Lil' Bo?!?!


We have crowned Alisha Ms. DFF due to her good luck.

Players of the Game.....Brad Lester exploded on Florida, Quentin Groves was a monster with 3 sacks. Tristan Davis delivers a big return, the hairstyle of the game and tackles Eric Wilbur as Jerraud from D-Rock blocks a punt. Cox did a good job managing the game. Trey Blackmon is a game changer. I hope he picks up the defense soon so he can play without thinking. Little Ball of Hate is a missile.


Auburn needs to improve in the following areas........pass pro is leaky preventing routes past 15 yards and 5 step drops. A few sacks were Cox's fault for not throwing the ball away and there were a few blown assignments that set Gators free to take kill shots at the fragile one. 12 should throw the ball away and not take the losses or the hits. Lets make a QB beat us on defense. There is not another QB on the schedule that can beat the Auburn defense. Play 8 in the box and pressure the line of scrimmage. Pat Sims and Sen'derrick are allowed to eat as much as they want to bulk up the middle as well. Auburn has the potential to be a great program. Once they can maintain a level of intensity/excellence/take care of business every week they have a chance to take it to the next level. I was impressed with how well the Auburn athletes on D matched with the Florida skill players.


Georgia loses at the buzzer to Vandy. Pitiful. Florida will smoke them in two weeks after a bye which Tennessee has used to prepare to deliver a whipping to Alabama next week.

Speak of the devil, Alabama is taken to overtime by lowly Ole Miss(sorry Colonel). The proverbial "last straw" just snapped. I hope Mal & the Mafia keeps Shula for years.

Ladies, the DFF is yours. To those who graced the Plains this weekend, a great time and a true Auburn weekend we won't soon forget. War Eagle.

Best,

Wilbur Churchill

6 comments:

lola said...

congrats guys. what a game. and i don't mind reminding ya'll that i picked auburn (straight up and called you crazy for not jumping in with me.) btw, i also called 7 out of 8(to hell with iowa). nice weekend for all, except col.r. sorry, dude. get your head straight. you've got arkansas this week.
auburn boys, my only comment is you need to score more in the red zone. but the d can put up points now can't they. now game over. get ready for tulane. nice team for the offense to practice on.

tigernation said...

Awesome front page King with one HUGE problem............................It's TrAy Blackmon, like a TV tray, or a tray of food. TrEy would be too easy. But I'll let you slide considering the weekend!

tigernation said...

No Iron bowl for me. I am not yet mature enought o return to the Crapstain and contain my emotions, maybe one day but not yet.

Seriously though, I have to work but my Dad will be there.

daddy - One of the trainers wrote "The Bandit" on TrAy's eye black strips. TrAy didn't know why but I think it's an awesome nickname.

tigernation said...

Anybody want to discuss the ass hole AU and UF fans who decided to not only move our roped off tailgate, but then had the nerve to send a bitch over AFTER the game to talk shit?

daddy - I was kind of hoping it would come to blows with the men of their group. Bloodbath I say, blood freaking bath!!

tigernation said...

If they didn't want the 12 year old cussed at then either leave her ass at home or keep her ass quiet during an argument with angry, drunk, obnoxious fans who might just come at you like a spider monkey.

I didn't hear the guy say that we had acted like asses all day. That would have pissed me off. We were nothing but nice to everybody around us......even that gaytor who came by to have a ciggy.

I will not be back until the UGA game but I expect y'all to regulate if they return....which they won't because I really think we scared the shit out of them when we all got going. I thought the little fag with the backwards hat and the API shirt was gonna cry when I yelled at him.

King of Tigerland said...

I did not hear him say that either........they were the one's staring at us!!.....and never had set foot in JHS before.....pathetic.....and no they will not be back......I heard them say it and then the bitch who yelled at EY & Kim tried to blame us for a box of pizza/trash on their tailgate.......F her!!!!!!!!