Tuesday, December 26, 2006

3rd Annual Daily Football Fix Bowl Pick 'Ems

It all started in Auburn, AL on a piece of cardboard and has blossemed into the amazing spectacle it is today. A redhead, a Trapper, a Wilbur Churchill, a Daddy, a $, a Neil & Nigel & a Heavy B who know looks like anorexic B. My how times have changed.

24 Games starting 12.27 with UCLA/FSU. Since everyone here seems to want to go against the spread, then it shall be. Democracy is a wonderful thing.

BCS Championship...15 points
4 BCS Bowls..................10 points

19 Bowl Games.............5 points

The winner gets the Wilbur and whatever else the congregation decides.

Ladies, apologies for the belatedness & lack of posting. 2007 is gonna be a helluva year and the groundwork is being laid as we speak.


Sir Wilbur Churchill

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Overcoming the Odds - Auburn's Starting QB

Monday, December 18, 2006

Happy Holidays

To start things off, I would like to extend an apology for my lack of blogging over recent weeks. The internet is no more at the "cubicle I call a home", and work has been slightly above the insanity level trying to close deals before Christmas.

After a dismal football year, going to bed twice thinking Alabama had a coach, and the what became the worst week of my "Real World" life last week, I almost buckled under the pressure. Luckily, Shakes had other plans. A quaint little winter excursion in Gatlinburg this weekend involving Shakes, his fiancee, myself and good looking blonde from the Plains.

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It was Thursday night when I first caught a bit of the Christmas Spirit. Being surrounded by good friends, good food, good drinks, and good times reminded me of what the Holiday season is really all about. I will add family to the mix this weekend, and I finally feel like it is Christmas time.

So to all of you a Merry Christmas from the Doctor.

Carl Montgomery

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Sunday, December 17, 2006

Auburn vs Kentucky 2005

Look at Lil Bo go.
Auburn Classics
Knicks Nuggets Recap 12/16/06


Thursday, December 14, 2006

FU Fridays

Here are my Friday rants.....I know some of you will have some as well.

-"I don't have time because of the holidays." Get realistic and deal with it. 15 minutes to benefit your company and you would rather surf the net and take personal calls. Go to hell.

-Drivers who insist on doing 80 in the far right lane so you can't get on the interstate.

-Coddled athletes, such as the Springdale players, did you ever think that success in high school might be because the system creates mismatches.

-Being sick, I am so tired of being sick.

-no college football

Springdale Soap Opera

Do you now wonder why Houston Nutt turns down more jobs than he is ever considered for?

He is probably angling to leave Fayetteville after word reaches media that a parent teacher conference between AD Frank(I am a coward for not televising the loss to Auburn last year) Broyles and the parents of the appropriately named Springdale Mafia. The four players from Springdale who came with OC Gus Malzon are apparently so unhappy about being on the Western Division Champs and going to a New Years Day Bowl that they sent the parentals over Nutt's head to meet with the AD.

We can't wait til Shakes McFly come to Beale for us to dance.

Alabama has problems with meddling, no, not even close. Not at all compared to Arkansas. Broyles has never taken his hands off the Hog program and I am flat amazed he even allowed the parents to sit down. Unreal, did these parents ever think that their kids are freshmen in the SEC? Damn fortunate to even get on the field!! Transferring after being the second leading reciever? Williams, are you better than a 6'6'' playmaker named Monk? Only one reciever ever has caught 60 passes at Arkansas, Mr. Cleveland, it will never happen for a tight end so get real.

The one on the right is a Hog fan.

Now young Mitch Mustaine. You rip your head coach in a book about high school football saying you will never go to 'saw unless Nutt is gone. What the hell? Your mother seems to be the ringleader of the Springdale circus, is this for her benefit or yours? You should have been redshirted but injuries and your high schoo ranking got you on the field. Even with a great running game to support, you floundered.

Were are even hearing that Daddy is complaining about PT, what the hell?

Hey, $, this Buds for you Feb 2-4.

Q: where would Arkansas be without Darren McFadden?

McFadden will not win the Heisman next year because he loses 4 O linemen. As Auburn could tell you, backs are a dime a dozen, a line is your only hope for a championship run.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Monday, December 11, 2006

Auburn vs Alabama 2006
Auburn Mazda

An example of the worst local commercials ever.
Allen Iverson Playing High School Football

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Hottest Microscope in the South

What a difference a week makes. This time last week Alabama had their eyes on Darth Visor, today they have chosen Rich Rodriguez. We should know by Saturday if he can take the heat. I am not sure he & his allegedly thin skinned wife know what they are getting into. Hottest microscope in the south. Any SEC job is tough but to live up to CBB in Tuscaloosa, is near impossible with the demanding fanbase, which the majority have never stepped foot in Tuscaloosa County. We shall see.

Spurrier had his mind on other things........

Randy Shannon accepts the U ruining any delusional logic that he would be DC at Bama.

Welcome to Memphis.

Memphrica. Capital of the Mid South. Elvis. Beale Street. Silver Bullet Band. The Peabody Hotel. Ladies, ladies & ladies..........2.2.7 through 2.4.7. The date has been cemented for $'s bachelor party in Memphis. Let Dr. & Churchill know who is in. Full itenerary in early 07.

To all a good weekend,

Wilbur Churchill

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Shenanigans & the last Jess of the Year

The last Jess of the Year.

A weekend full of shenanigans. That is exactly what that was. Florida somehow staged a coup to go to the desert to meet Ohio State. How in the world did Urban pull that? More power to him, and I hope UF runs past OSU. They will take the aggression out of the Buckeye D with misdirection and spread formations. What will UF fans say about Chris Leak if he wins this? They have always placed an *astericks* by his records. What if he wins the big one? Can UF protect him to have a chance? Helluva game.

TigerNation Engaged

A random phone from Nation Sunday afternoon stoned me to my soul and left me speechless. I truly did not know what else to say but "ok, congrats". After a romantic weekend in the mountains Two Bits & Nation were frantically calling anyone who would answer. After perhaps a half dozen, a dozen or sixty, I get lit up. I wish someone else had answered before me.

Do it, Natalie.

Guess what, Kingdom? I dunno, Nation, what? I'm engaged? (silence) Ok, congratulations. (more silence) It just happened this weekend, yeah. (silence) Cool while thinking "WTF???"

JUST KIDDING YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO ANSWERED!!!(from what I remember from the weekend)

Poor woman...Bama's backup Jimmy Barnes tears ACL. Where is Marc Guillion when you need him??
2006 SEC Championship Presentation

Percy speaks very clearly around the 50 second mark.

Monday, December 04, 2006

2006 Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant Part 1
2006 Hooters Swimsuit Contest Part 2
Jamie Lynn blog #2
USC Song Girl Cheers At Wrong Time - AGAIN

Friday, December 01, 2006

Drinking Game #4: Spread That Dog