Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Alabama Football 2005

This is the last Alabama post for the Dr. until they cover the spread for the first time this year. 24.5 this weekend, Can Bama even score 24?

56 comments:

King of Tigerland said...

Bama has not covered in 7 straight games.

Cousin Larry said...

I am bored, and want to taunt on your blog

Daddy said...

taunt away!

tigernation said...

Alright cuz, bring it. We're tired of talking to ourselves.

Daddy said...

Get this! I had an Alallama fan tell me this morning that he hopes Auburn wins this weekend, and thinks we will win a National Championship this year. One of the smart bama fans!

Cousin Larry said...

I read a post on LSU's message board from a bammer telling them to take care of business in Auburn so they could decide the sec championship when they go to baton rouge, are you kidding? after that vandy performance they have some either issues to work out before talking about ATL

Cousin Larry said...

other not either, sorry talk to a co-worker as I typed

Cousin Larry said...

so who is this king of tigerland? He seems like a bitch

Daddy said...

Bama has lots of issues, and I will not beat a dead horse, however I will say that they need to quit playing Rammer Jammer when they only beat a team by 3 points.

Cousin Larry said...

I want to have sex with a midget

Daddy said...

nation is that you playing around again?

Cousin Larry said...

Playing with himself probably

Cousin Larry said...

Did you know that midgets have big heads?

Cousin Larry said...

A midget in a bowler's hat, now that is something that I could get into

Cousin Larry said...

Is everyone going to Auburn this weekend?

tigernation said...

Nope not me this time.

Yes, that kingdom guy is a bitch.....works for DHL wearing a yellow jumpsuit everyday and driving that big ass truck.

So Larry, whose cousin are you?

tigernation said...

I'll be in AU on friday night

Cousin Larry said...

Do you have a midget sister with low self-esteem that I could hang out with while you are at the game?

Daddy said...

i will be in Friday night as well.

In a bowler's hat?

You are a little strange Larry.

Cousin Larry said...

I am not a cousin actually the half-brother of you Mr. Nation, your father had a fetish for midgets and he impregnated my midget mother, now I have a fetish for midgets even though I have a midget mother, talk about freudian

Cousin Larry said...

Daddy, I prefer eccentric

Daddy said...

Well that is an understatement

Cousin Larry said...

Were you guys members of the Order?

shakeyour$maker said...

Hey Girls! Just wanted everyone to know that I AM STILL ALIVE!!! Also, the tailgate will be in the same place as normal...just won`t be as elaborate as usual. I will have to work for a while on Saturday at our open house....so I won`t be present for a while....there will be No TV, No FAN, No cooked food, or deserts by EY. We will have: Tent, Chairs, table, coolers, and maybe some BBQ and Ribs from Mike and Ed`s if everyone will pitch in at the tailgate. I can put in the order tomorrow, and pick it up on Saturday....I just need to make sure that everyone wants that. If not, everyone can bring what they want.

How big is this game? I have already seen some coon asses walking around town in their LSU garb. I can`t wait until gametime, when we completely destroy these cajuns. I honestly think we may win by 10 points. I know that seems like a HUGE margin in this game, but I really think Auburn is THAT GOOD this season. We haven`t shown anything on offense or defense play calling- wise....and I think both of our coordinators have some secret plans up their sleeves. If we can get Kenny started out of the gate....the offense will take care of business...Defensively, Muschamp knows who he is playing. He will embarrase his former offensive coordinator, Jimbo Fisher.

Cousin Larry said...

Will there be midgets at your tailgate? If not, then do not waste my time.

tigernation said...

Strange Bird for sure

tigernation said...

Shakes I hope you are right. I am worried sick.

Yes Larry we are members of the order

Cousin Larry said...

I am extremely worried about this game, I thought you guys were members of the order, I was really good friends with a KA named Matt Margeson, do you guys know him?

tigernation said...

YEs we know him. He used to drive a monster truck with a Dixie horn.

So Larry, I noticed you just registered to post this month. How did you find the blog? Or are you just one of our regulars with a funny new name?

Cousin Larry said...

I'm just fucking with you, I am not a regular, but you know me, I got an e-mail from the wildebeast about the website, that is all I can divulge for now

BTW: I am not a friend of Margeson's

Daddy said...

shakes,
THat sucks you will have to work some. Probably a good idea with the gait. We will do whatever you need us to do to help.

tigernation said...

Fair enough.

Not a friend of margeson? Well he kind of kept to himself while he was at AU.

So are you gonna be in AU this weekend? YOu should check out the tailgate....we need as many drunk bodies as we can get. Just in case one of those stupid corndog cajuns wants to start some shit.

Daddy said...

They will want to start some shit, especially when we start throwing corn dogs at passing fans.

Cousin Larry said...

I am a little too peaceful for that, where is your tailgate, I will be in the amphitheatre, cheney is actually having a low country boil there for hadley's birthday, you can come and hang with britney and her new beau

Cousin Larry said...

I going to bring some frozen corndogs just so that they will hurt when they hit LSU fans in the head

Cousin Larry said...

I just gave a lot away with that post, so who is everyone, I only know the identities of king and nation

Dr.Feelgood said...

Alright I will go ahead and make a few picks for this weekend, since I am not working tomorrow, and have a lunch meeting with bossman. Friday lunch meetings normally involve lots of nooners, so I dont believe I will be around the blog tomorrow. I know you all will miss the outsider at the tailgate.

Maryland @ WVU - This game will be a rout. The big Fridge needs to put together a hellacious gamesplan to hang in with the Mountaineers
WVU 45 Maryland 13

UL Monroe @ Alabama
People forget that there were a couple of mistakes that kept Alabama from running away with the Vandy game. They are a young team and they will get better with each game. They will cover this week
Bama 38 Ul Monroe 10

Florida @ Tennessee
UT had heads turning in Week 1, then reverted back to last years team last week. They also lost two key Defensive starters. I think Florida takes the W out of Neyland fairly easily
Florida 31 UT 21

Oklahoma @ Oregon
After staying up late watching the Oregon Fresno game last weekend I do not feel Oregon can compete with the Sooners, once again showing why the Pac-10 is highly overrated. Okla. pulls away in the second half
OU 35 Ducks 24

Michigan @ Notre Dame
Notre Dame will beat another team that probably shouldn't be ranked as high as they are, and then ESPN will continue their circle jerk of Fat Ass Weis and his boys.
ND 28 Michigan 24

Nebraska @ USC
This is a joke in itself that this is getting gameday. Should be in Auburn but ESPN is continuing their sellout to corporate America.
This game will not even be close except for in the eyes of ESPN pre game and that idiot cornerback from Nebraska that guaranteed a win
USC 59 Nebraska 21

UAB @ Georgia
Stafford coming off a stellar 3 pick performance against South Carolina gets his first start. UAB has been the gian killer in the past. I don't think David will slay Goliath but they will over the spread.
Georgia 21 UAB 17

LSU @ Auburn
Really looking forward to watching this game Saturday. Honestly I think this game is up for grabs. I am going with my heart and picking LSU, that way as Cousin Larry put it, the Bama LSU game will determine the West champion. LSU scores a last minute TD
LSU 28 Auburn 24

Dr.Feelgood said...

My name is Carl Montgomery

Daddy said...

My name is Justin Cheatwood.

Cousin Larry said...
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Cousin Larry said...

Do it Cheatwood

Dr.Feelgood said...

Cheatwood still have Carpel Tunnels??

tigernation said...

My name is Suman Raju.

So Brittney has a new beau? Good for her

Daddy said...

anyone see the headline on the ESPN website?

Yes I got the carples, too much bating.

Dr.Feelgood said...

You are the Oxford Lineman

tigernation said...

My finger hurts form giving the shocker too much on monday (not kidding about the shocker).

Ole stanky fanger!!!

Daddy said...

I knew you where a shocker nation!

Daddy said...

I hear you like to put 3 in the stink though.

Cousin Larry said...

Damn Nation, who are these girls that you are "shocking" these days

Cousin Larry said...

Damn Nation, who are these girls that you are "shocking" these days

Dr.Feelgood said...

Did you by any chance put the plug in her Nation??

Cousin Larry said...

Nation, have you ever "shocked" a midget?

lola said...

shockers, midgets, and barbeques

you all are the same but in a different geography.

btw, cousin larry. my friend is always talking about bridget the midget. then last year during spring break, these kids from tennessee go to his bar. one was a midget. he was working and talked her into being the celebrity guest bartender for 15 minutes. she made 90 bucks. you are not the only one infatuated with small people.

i'm taking auburn.

tigernation said...

So about the shocker. She actually asked for and liked it so I'm not the freak here. She is the girl I met while visiting some friends in Chucktown. I will not give the name but she is a cutie and lives in ATL.

tigernation said...

No DR I did not plug it but the lube was out and flowing like wine......it actually smelled like oranges.

King of Tigerland said...

actually, Dr. Vandy was a few mistakes from running away from Bama, 4 mistakes in fact.