Monday, November 14, 2005

IRON BOWL 2005

Need I say more? Tigers are seven point favorites coming off a huge W. Can Alabama turn the Tide as they try to recover from a L in a place victories have been hard to come by? What is going to happen Saturday afternoon at Pat Dye Field?

21 comments:

Bamalicksbutt said...

Well, well, well. Not quite what we had hoped for but it should be a classic. Can't wait to see the Tigers Offense go up against that Bama D. Does Stickboy and the Bama O-line survive McClover and Groves? I say they combine for 4 sacks and one fumble recovery. But I will also say that Cox probably throws a pick as well. The game will be decided at the line of scrimmage. Can the Tiger line open some holes for Irons? Can the Bama line protect Crodie and his Flaming Ass Mullet? We shall see bitches, yes sir, we shall see.

King of Tigerland said...

It will be a slobberknocker. I love it. Stickman's Mullet will have to get two offensive TD's to win the game in Jordan Hare. Irons will only run for about 70 yards on 30 carries but it will keep the Tide D honest enough for Cox to play action and take some shots. I say the Tiger D is already tired of Darby running his mouth, and shut him and Johnboy down. If they do and get to Stickman, it will be 3 and out all day. Don't forget Gunn, Bamalicker. If Ringo gets time he will gash the Tiger D with crosses and outs. Auburn O turns the ball over at least once so be ready. Score to be announced at a later date.

Daddy said...

I think Kenny runs for more than 70 yards, I will be so bold as to say that he maintains his average. I also think that Cox is going throw all over the place. I think the D is ready after covering Shockley, and might break Croyle's legs.

shakeyour$maker said...

Do yall really think Croyle will throw all over the place? He will get murdered in the backfield! After last week, Auburn should be ready for a true pocket quaterback. Shockley disrupted Auburn`s normally stout D-Line by running out of the pocket and throwing on the run. This week should be a little easier on the DL to get into the backfield with Bama`s young and weak O-line! I say Auburn sacks Croyle at least 5 times. (Maybe more) Kenny will run as he has for at least 100 yards. Bama`s D is good, but so was UGA and LSU.... and he had his way with both.

tigernation said...

Shake $:

Crodie will throw for about 230. I think Auburn's D-line will gash the Bammer front and probably break Crodie's legs (plural), leaving Crodie to roll around and claw at the grass on Dye Field (in tears). He will be carted off the field to a round of applause from the Auburn faithful. These applause will be for the fact that he is still alive (after such a viciuos hit) but also because the victory will be in hand in his absence. Shula will break down completely and soil his pants. He will then procede to take off all of his clothes and streak across Dye Field. Seeing this the Auburn security guards will turn on the fire hoses knocking Sheila to the ground. He will be put in a mental institution after his trial for indecent exposure; due to his fear of those toothless, fried bologna eating, tralier living, sweatsuit wearing, wife beating, child abusing, no education having, stinking ass Bammer fans that want him dead after losing to Auburn again. Should be funny as hell to watch the further downfall of such a storied(cheating) and proud(cheating) program.

Daddy said...

I would also like to add that, to the disbelief of many Alabama fans, Bear Bryant will not be attending the game-He is dead! His ghost will prolly be cheating though!

King of Tigerland said...

179-6. War Damn Eagle!

King of Tigerland said...

With a line of 7 favoring AU and a total of 37, Vegas is looking for 20-24 points from Auburn and 13-17 points from the Tide. Imagine the possibilies. These numbers could easily turn in the other direction.

Did I hear oorrect that Prothro is playing? Must have been an Auburn doctor.

On the Mark Richt Show, they did not even show the AU TD's, in the AJC, they did not show the stats in game section and did not have a cool widescreen picture either. Disapointing. Atlanta is crying about Richt giving up the playcalling. Buck called the Tiger rugby punts sissy ball. They put up 30 and had a chance to win at the end. What more can you ask?

Victory. Which Tubs has delivered more than anyone else since 2000. If he beats Bama and we recruit well again, I will convert and be a Tubs fan. Ears and all.

OnlyDawgFanOnHere said...

A Tubs fan...taht is blasphemous in SEC country.

tigernation said...

Did y'all notice that UGA never gets beat by a better team? It's always "we blew a coverage" or "the refs" or "our coaching sucks". How about this, you got beat 'cause Auburn had the freaking ball last. Auburn dropped 3 count 'em 1,2,3 interceptions. The AJC and everyone else can kiss my ass. It was an awesome game between two awesome teams and somebody had to lose. Last year when Auburn kicked the absolute shit out of Georgia I heard a Dawg fan say "If we make that field goal it's a different game". Are you kidding? Auburn is just as good a program as UGA....PERIOD. And by the way Dawg fan, you can suck it, I don't like Tubby but he IS a good coach. Yes, just as good as the great Mark Richt. Tubby, by the way is 5-2 against UGA and 3-2 against Richt, suck it punk!

Dr.Feelgood said...

Daddy - The Bear has already called shotgun in my car

shakeyour$maker said...

Dr. Feelgood,

You would be the one to bring his old drunk bag of bones to the plains. I bet he is starting to smell like Mal Moore`s wife`s pootang.

shakeyour$maker said...

Only Dick Sucker On Here,

Are you a believer now? I want you to tell me.... whose defense is better UGA or AU? I believe you also told me not to believe in Cox and that he would not be a factor in the W. I bet you feel like a HUGE JACKASS now don`t you? The UGA season is officially ruined for 2005...thanks to my boy Brandon Cox. Don`t run your mouth anymore about shit you don`t know about! I guess that makes you our "Bitch" on here.

shakeyour$maker said...

If you are hoping on Cox to win this game for you than you are not as bright as Matt gives you credit for.---Words from the College Football Genius known to us as "Onlydawgfanonhere"

My question to you...how bright do you feel? You are a typical fuckin UGA loser, who doesn`t know the first thing about football. Maybe you should talk shit about sports you can understand like:
1) Tag
2) Track and Field
3) Cheerleading
These topics might be a little easier for your smaller than usual testicle that you call a brain.

Daddy said...

I would just like to say, that I am so Mother Fucking pumped about this weekend that I am about to piddle my britches. And I am a Tubbs fan, I dont care what anybody says. He has done a lot with the Auburn program by bringing character and respect, which is a lot more than I can say for most programs.

onlydawgfan,
I bet even your fellow UGA fans think that you are an idiot!

Dr.Feelgood said...

Could someone please tell me if David Housel will be in attendance? I heard Auburn is retiring his waist size for his years of service.

Bamalicksbutt said...

Shake$:

Tailgate time for Bammer vs. Auburn Bad Ass Tigers=8:00 am.
I shall begin my journey into a drunken oblivion by 8:07 am and not stop until about 7:50 pm. I will not be able to stay in AU but it wont matter. The win will send me home floating in titties!

Dr.Feelgood said...

The loss will send you floating home in man titties

shakeyour$maker said...

Dr. Feelgood wants to start the tailgating even earlier than that so he can get sooooo drunk he won`t remember the loss..... or as I refer to it: "the ass whippin Alabama has coming."

shakeyour$maker said...

Housel`s pants are getting retired Saturday. They will wave in the wind from one of the flag poles in the South End zone. Clonts...can you smell the peaches?

Dr.Feelgood said...

We all know Six-pack Snider cannot start that early. The little shakes can't handle that much drinking. I want him to be fully aware when the Tiggers face defeat.