Guess whos back in tha Motha F*$#in` House...with a big ass nipple for that Motha F*$#in` Mouth?!?!?!Sorry I have not been around lately for any blogging. I just got back from the Mountains. I hope everyone is full of the "Christmas Spirit" or spirits. I am in full mode after watching National Lampoon`s X-Mas Vaca last night. "We`re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest chirstmas since Bing Crosby danced with Danny Fuckin K!"Hallalujah Holy Shit...where`s the tylenol.
Well i'm officially in the dog house.Got super duper drunk saturday and blacked out. Free Crown and water with only finger food for dinner led to me (from what i was told) cussing twobits out at the bar.Falling out of her car into my yard and rolling in the grass (in nice clothes).Throwing my car keys at her, breaking up with her, trying to bash in her car window, and pretty much losing my mind.I don't remember one single minute of it.Officially drinking only beer from here on out...if i ever drink again. I am a POS, or at least that is what i'm told these days.What is the best way to get out of the dog house?
scrooge,Apologies, kissing ass, and presents should take care of it. If not, time heals all wounds.For those who missed the post last week with the list of holiday blog names, please go back and read it so that you will know what your Christmas blog name is. For the next week that is how I will be referring to everyone. I watched x-mas vacation last night as well. The next two weeks are going to be long, since I am one of the few people in our large office who gets no time off other than Christmas day and New Years day.
"But, baby, I looooooooooooove you!"Where did meathead come from?Beg & plead and then on Christmas Eve she will start feeling bad bc of the holiday and come back.btw.......what happened to "en fuego"?I will save the next bit for an unexpected and much appreciated Dr. post.
Scrooge,Sounds like you are pretty much screwed. I would just apologize to her, and try to make it up to her....sometimes there is nothing that can be done to repair things...but if you really like her, keep trying to get her back, doing whatever it takes. Presents are always a nice try...but diamonds are forever. ha ha!King of the Jews-- Did you ever get that car?Nutcracker--- That was one rank ass shit. 3 days worth at least.
no, thinking pathfinder but we will keep the exploder for a work vehicle......time frame was around the end of the first quarter of the year......yall feel free to give some feedback on my crazy idea...which might not be so crazy considering
who was nutcracker?
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