Thursday, May 11, 2006

Happy Mothers Day

Tubs highest paid SEC coach at $2.6 million and the next closest is Fulmer at $2.05 and Urban at $2. Not a bad way to make a living.

New playmate of the year, Kimberly is a big KI fan. He likes blondes as well.

40 comments:

ShakeYour$Maker said...

Tubbs better show why he is paid 2.6 this year.... His pay is obviously not just for performance...although I will say that the past two seasons have been very fun to watch with the exclusion of GT and Wisco.
At an Auburn meeting my dad went to the other night, Tubbs spoke and said that Auburn has the highest graduation rate for football players in the nation. Not to shabby.

tigernation said...

She likes KI?

Anybody find the Lindy's magazines yet? Can't seem to find them around here.

tigernation said...

I'd like to have the highest graduation rate along with an NC by the end of this year. I could take a break from CFB if Auburn would just win the freaking title.

ShakeYour$Maker said...

Right on Nation....Me too. Auburn has teased us so much our whole lives making us believe that it will happen. `83, `93,(You could stick `94 in here as well...9-0 until UGA, Bama), `04. Auburn is so due for an NC it is not even funny anymore.

tigernation said...

So due for one. Hell, I would take just making it to the game. THat would be a start. Just give us a chance...please!!

tigernation said...

"Earn it" is the problem that we have had in the past.

I do not respect a team that, every time ranked high, loses to an inferior opponent.

The #1 goal right now should be WSU. Nobody else on the schedule matters at all until that game is over.

Win that one and then take care of LSU at home and we'll be on our way.

Lose game 1 and I'll never forgive Tubbs. HE has a problem with motivating over a long period of time. Week to week he is great, but when he lets the team buy into the hype, he sets them up for failure.

Here's to staying focused all summer, and taking it week to week!!!

tigernation said...

I actually do care about the grad rate. It's a recruiting tool.

Lots of kid's Mothers want to know that their son will get a degree, which is why people go to college. I read comments by commits to lots of schools that say they went to that school because of the academic help they provide..etc...


I care because AU has the best public rate in the nation. If Bama was up there you would care too.

Daddy, the lake was nice but there was a high wind alert, which made the water very choppy. It was pretty cold so we didn't stay out too long. But y'all all need to come up for a weekend soon. We can have a BIG group out there. It would be lots of fun.

tigernation said...

Don't watch it. Wish I did but we really only watch sports at my house. roommate doesn't like citcoms really.

Went and saw "The Sentinel" last night. It was OK, pretty good cast. Kim Bassinger, Mike Douglas, Eva Longoria, Keiffer Southerland. Not a bad flick. But just rent it. No need to pay the 18 bucks that I did. Thats right, 18 freaking dollars for 2 movie tickets. Unreal.

King of Tigerland said...

I can't wait for the Da Vinci Code. I read it in one day w/ Jud, Cheaty, and Nation playing video games all day.

Tubs does need to deliver. He has stockpiled his talent and should win a few games.

Has anyone seen the guy in Chattanooga who is writing tailgate cookbooks. I am going to send him an email with some stories and pics. We might make it into the book.

I will refer him to the Dr. since he is interested in Houston Nutt fans as well.

tigernation said...

I'm already famous. Of course, you all know that by now.

Been researching the "Popcharger" for my car I was telling y'all about. It sounds like a formula one car. When you rev the motor it growls and aounds cool as hell. I've got to do it. I'm just kind of scared to do work to my car by myself. I even watched a video on the installation. Not hard, but I could screw it up I'm sure.

I'll send a link to the way it sounds.

King of Tigerland said...

Has anyone heard Judley's "no dice copper" story.......he had a huge cup with nothing but vodka and was already Judson at noon, cop asked him what was in it and he simply said "no dice copper", turned and walkmed off giving the duece.

Jamie Roberts might be the new roomate?!....not bad

King of Tigerland said...

that sounds pretty nasty, nation......I like it

King of Tigerland said...

according to Suman and I would definitely enjoy hearing the story told by Judson himself in his own distinctive way.......I can just see Trap laughing at Jud about it right now

my new favorite girl is Miranda Lambert, she is a hot blonde country singer

tigernation said...

Judson is a complete moron. I'm surprised he didn't take off running and screaming at the sight of the police. Never seen someone so scared of the police....I guess if you are ALWAYS doing something illegal then you get kind of paraniod.

Miranda Lambert is pretty hot. some of my buddies went to the GA theatre in athens to see her.....said she has a big dumper, but still hot.

So you liked the popcharger email kingdom? Sounds like motor sex doesn't it?

King of Tigerland said...

yeah, its nice....what gear will you be in when you feel the increase in power?

King of Tigerland said...

congrats, dr. I misread your post.

Did all yall get new bags?

King of Tigerland said...

pretty funny its called a popcharger to

tigernation said...

Sorry Dr. Congrats. Did you visit the "bird sanctuary" during the round??

Y'all must have shot pretty well to win the tourney......I'm guessing if it was a scramble then y'all shot....mmmm....9 under?

Kingdom, what gear will i wear? I guess my trademark Newbies and some jeans. probably a Polo shirt. If in the summer I'll have on my swimmy suit, some flops(hard to drive the 6 in flops), and a tight T-shirt. Scout Boat Visor and my RayBans....lady with titties in the passenger seat......and a bowl of my favorite goodies!!

tigernation said...

Oh sorry Kingdom. You meant "Gear" of the car. I'm an idiot. thought you were talking about my clothes...

I'll probably get her going good in 2nd at about 5000rpms......then just hammer it into third and hold on!!! once you hit 4th your doing about 65-70 if not faster...just winding the gears baby...listen to it "pop"!!

tigernation said...

Yeah, I've been in la la land for about an hour or two. I don't know what my problem is.

I only have about 4 outfits.

Almost guessed right with the 9 under. If I was on your team it might have been 9. But probably more like 3 over!!

tigernation said...

Picked up the TSN SEC Preview over the weekend. Here's some highlights:

East:

1)UF 10-2
2)UGA 10-2
3)UT 9-3
4)SC 7-5
5)UK 5-7
6)Vandy3-9

West:

1)AU 11-1
2)LSU 10-2
3)Bama 8-4
4)Arky 7-5
5)Miss 7-5
6)MSU 4-8

Auburn over Florida for the SEC title.

National top 10:
1)Notre freaking Dame
2)Ohio State
3)Auburn
4)LSU
5)West Virginia
6)USC
7)Texas
8)UF
9)Oklahoma
10)FSU

other notables (since I don't want to type out the entire top 25:

12)UGA
18)UT
25)Bama

Guess who they say Auburn's only loss will be?????

Thats right, Bama. Which could easily happen given the nature of the rivalry. I think I might literally die if AU goes unbeaten and loses to the Tide to end the year.

It's not a bad magazine, but it is so contradictory. It will say one thing at one part of the preview and then completely say the opposite about the same team later in the magazine.

All these things do is pump sunshine for every team. Which I understand you have to do if you want to sell magazines.

I just take all of them as conversation starters and thats about it.

tigernation said...

FLA, Miss, UT, LSU.

I know, it's crazy. these guys who do these magazines are idiots. We really need to be analysts. As much time as we spend looking at teams, depth charts, recruits, schedules,stats, etc...

It really seems like these guys don't even research.

They say that AU's "stud" at linebacker this year will be Will Herring...who has NEVER taken a snap at LB in a game....and their "star on the rise" at LB is Chris Evans, a gray shirt who is about 3rd string......they have no idea.

But they know how to make conversation and controvery.

tigernation said...

Yep. I think you can. I did mine over the phone.

Took about 10 minutes after having to be transferred 3 or 4 times. But they'll get it done. I had to get pissed at them to get mine sent with no 50 dollar charge, but they did it after a little tension.

tigernation said...

Yep. I'm on my second Razr. The first one got dust in the screen BAD after about 3 months of use. MY second one has done really well though. Just have to try and be careful. If dropped it starts going to shit.

tigernation said...

Oh yeah, Will herring is a titty puller like I've never seen in D1 College football.

I guess next they'll say that Danny Perry and Mark Pera are legends of the AU o-line!!!Ha Ha

I heard Lyndy's has AU #8 and winning the west. I really hate being picked super high in the preseason. It only sets you up for failure.

But you can't get to the big dance without being ranked high early.

Lets just hope Tubs has them ready for WSU. That game will set the tone for the year. Have to stop the passing game and run/hold the ball. They lost a guy who ran for 1900 yards last year....I heard he was pretty much their whole team. But they apparently have a stud receiver and a good QB. Hope the d-backs are ready.

I also think the Hawaii game sets the tone for Bama's season. I think Bama wins pretty easy, but Hawaii does have a pretty good passing game...still don't see how they stay in the game though.....way too soft on D to hold up against the pounding and ball control that Bama will put up.

King of Tigerland said...

Lindys website says the release date in the SEC is the 23rd of May

King of Tigerland said...

football weather....you can almost smell it in the air

Moms house is by pelham hs so I got to go out on their field this weekend when I was driving around...memories and it fired me up again.

ShakeYour$Maker said...

I hear ya, Kingdom. --Dr. has the same problem when he goes past historic Lamar Field in Oxford, AL......only difference is he actually goes out on the field and runs drills. "If coach would`a put me in 4th quarter...we`d won state...No doubt in my mind. How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over Cheha Mountain?"

tigernation said...

I thought lil Vick didn't make the teak?

tigernation said...

Wrong. He did sign a free agent contract. I don't know why anybody would sign this guy. He is trouble, and really not that good.

King of Tigerland said...

QB-reciever-specialist

tigernation said...

Can you imagine the stuff he will get into in Miami?

He's been busted for weed, contributing to the delinquency of a minor (15 year old girls at his apt). Driving w/out a license and some other stuff.

Miami will be his playground and he will not perform well at practice. He will never see the feild, regardless of position.

tigernation said...

Me, Me!!!!

Woman beater, possibly the lowest form of human on the planet....beating a woman is sooooooooo weak.

Vick hasn't been down that road, but I think he was under the impression that he was untouchable because of his brother's success.

King of Tigerland said...

he was driving a 7 series in college.....untouchable......i will be a first rounder simply because of the name on the back of my jersey......at least 7 as a little heart.....this may be his year

tigernation said...

Oh yeah. I agree that he has the physical tools but he is just a moron.


Do ya'll know all of the guys who have gone pro out of the Vick's hometown? I think Newport News, VA has the highest # of pro athletes of any town in the US. I know the Vicks and Iverson are from there, but aren't there some more? Thomas Jones from UVA maybe?

ShakeYour$Maker said...

Daddy smokes cigs that are made in "Newport News". --Faggot!

tigernation said...

What cigs are those? I know daddy is the queen of all fags, but I thought both of you were smoking P-funks.

By the way, I quit with the camels and I get up and run at 7 am every day. Not even kidding. Every day except today 'cause TwoBits and I got into a huge bottle of wine and played until about 230 this morning. But the rest of the week will be jogging at 7 and lifting after work. Proud of me? I am.

tigernation said...

Getting up and running is very tough. I run for about 20 minutes. Not too long and I have to stop and walk once or twice, but I just feel like if I don't lose some of the weight now, then it will only get worse the older I get....I know daddy, already old as hell blah, blah, blah.

The weights are just to tighten up some of the flab. No heavy weight. My roomy made me do 225 the other day but thats as high as i've gone. Just want to firm it up with low weight and high reps.

ShakeYour$Maker said...

Newports are Daddy`s new favorite. His boyfriend turned him on to the sweet menthol flavor.


Nice work Nation. A good work-out and some prunes as a sensible snack. You are one healthy old man.

tigernation said...

NEWPORTS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

That is really bad. I know some black guys from the boat factory that used to put the cig between the gap where they lost their front teeth. so gross.

Shakes, check the email.