Thursday, May 11, 2006

Happy Mothers Day

Tubs highest paid SEC coach at $2.6 million and the next closest is Fulmer at $2.05 and Urban at $2. Not a bad way to make a living.

New playmate of the year, Kimberly is a big KI fan. He likes blondes as well.

72 comments:

shakeyour$maker said...

Tubbs better show why he is paid 2.6 this year.... His pay is obviously not just for performance...although I will say that the past two seasons have been very fun to watch with the exclusion of GT and Wisco.
At an Auburn meeting my dad went to the other night, Tubbs spoke and said that Auburn has the highest graduation rate for football players in the nation. Not to shabby.

tigernation said...

She likes KI?

Anybody find the Lindy's magazines yet? Can't seem to find them around here.

tigernation said...

I'd like to have the highest graduation rate along with an NC by the end of this year. I could take a break from CFB if Auburn would just win the freaking title.

shakeyour$maker said...

Right on Nation....Me too. Auburn has teased us so much our whole lives making us believe that it will happen. `83, `93,(You could stick `94 in here as well...9-0 until UGA, Bama), `04. Auburn is so due for an NC it is not even funny anymore.

tigernation said...

So due for one. Hell, I would take just making it to the game. THat would be a start. Just give us a chance...please!!

Daddy said...

That 2.6 may be a reward for the type players Tubb's gets. And if he can keep that up, then I forsee a NC and a dynasty.

Daddy said...

That is of course if anybody will give us any respect. Maybe we can earn it this year.

tigernation said...

"Earn it" is the problem that we have had in the past.

I do not respect a team that, every time ranked high, loses to an inferior opponent.

The #1 goal right now should be WSU. Nobody else on the schedule matters at all until that game is over.

Win that one and then take care of LSU at home and we'll be on our way.

Lose game 1 and I'll never forgive Tubbs. HE has a problem with motivating over a long period of time. Week to week he is great, but when he lets the team buy into the hype, he sets them up for failure.

Here's to staying focused all summer, and taking it week to week!!!

Daddy said...

I think that you are right. I just hope our players aren't thinking about LSU when we play WSU, that would be a shitty start losing to WSU.

Daddy said...

Nation,
How was the lake? I am going on Sunday, and I am pretty excited.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Tubs has a habit of not being prepared for game 1, probably because he stays to bisy talking to reporters (i.e. last seasons media days, then laying an edd against GT)

Nation you could careless about the graduation rate.

First place bitches in Flight 3, my clubs will now be showcased in a brand new callaway golf bag

tigernation said...

I actually do care about the grad rate. It's a recruiting tool.

Lots of kid's Mothers want to know that their son will get a degree, which is why people go to college. I read comments by commits to lots of schools that say they went to that school because of the academic help they provide..etc...


I care because AU has the best public rate in the nation. If Bama was up there you would care too.

Daddy, the lake was nice but there was a high wind alert, which made the water very choppy. It was pretty cold so we didn't stay out too long. But y'all all need to come up for a weekend soon. We can have a BIG group out there. It would be lots of fun.

Daddy said...

I'm in.

Does anyone besides me and shakes watch the office?

tigernation said...

Don't watch it. Wish I did but we really only watch sports at my house. roommate doesn't like citcoms really.

Went and saw "The Sentinel" last night. It was OK, pretty good cast. Kim Bassinger, Mike Douglas, Eva Longoria, Keiffer Southerland. Not a bad flick. But just rent it. No need to pay the 18 bucks that I did. Thats right, 18 freaking dollars for 2 movie tickets. Unreal.

Daddy said...

Prices going up. I havnt been to the movies in a while. I will however be attending the opening night of "The Davinci Code". I just hope it is as good as the book.

King of Tigerland said...

I can't wait for the Da Vinci Code. I read it in one day w/ Jud, Cheaty, and Nation playing video games all day.

Tubs does need to deliver. He has stockpiled his talent and should win a few games.

Has anyone seen the guy in Chattanooga who is writing tailgate cookbooks. I am going to send him an email with some stories and pics. We might make it into the book.

I will refer him to the Dr. since he is interested in Houston Nutt fans as well.

Daddy said...

Kingdom,

Be sure to include all of our names, so that we will be famous.

tigernation said...

I'm already famous. Of course, you all know that by now.

Been researching the "Popcharger" for my car I was telling y'all about. It sounds like a formula one car. When you rev the motor it growls and aounds cool as hell. I've got to do it. I'm just kind of scared to do work to my car by myself. I even watched a video on the installation. Not hard, but I could screw it up I'm sure.

I'll send a link to the way it sounds.

King of Tigerland said...

Has anyone heard Judley's "no dice copper" story.......he had a huge cup with nothing but vodka and was already Judson at noon, cop asked him what was in it and he simply said "no dice copper", turned and walkmed off giving the duece.

Jamie Roberts might be the new roomate?!....not bad

King of Tigerland said...

that sounds pretty nasty, nation......I like it

Daddy said...

Did judd really do that?

King of Tigerland said...

according to Suman and I would definitely enjoy hearing the story told by Judson himself in his own distinctive way.......I can just see Trap laughing at Jud about it right now

my new favorite girl is Miranda Lambert, she is a hot blonde country singer

tigernation said...

Judson is a complete moron. I'm surprised he didn't take off running and screaming at the sight of the police. Never seen someone so scared of the police....I guess if you are ALWAYS doing something illegal then you get kind of paraniod.

Miranda Lambert is pretty hot. some of my buddies went to the GA theatre in athens to see her.....said she has a big dumper, but still hot.

So you liked the popcharger email kingdom? Sounds like motor sex doesn't it?

Dr.Feelgood said...

Big dumper that is great. Miranda is smoking though, and the Dr. loves a little thickness

I think the last time I went to the movies was 9 months ago. I think I saw 40 yr. old virgin

I didn't read any congrats on the first place finish in the tourney yesterday. I thought it was pretty impressive finish for my first tourney appearance

King of Tigerland said...

yeah, its nice....what gear will you be in when you feel the increase in power?

King of Tigerland said...

congrats, dr. I misread your post.

Did all yall get new bags?

King of Tigerland said...

pretty funny its called a popcharger to

Dr.Feelgood said...

oh yeah nice callaway golf bags

tigernation said...

Sorry Dr. Congrats. Did you visit the "bird sanctuary" during the round??

Y'all must have shot pretty well to win the tourney......I'm guessing if it was a scramble then y'all shot....mmmm....9 under?

Kingdom, what gear will i wear? I guess my trademark Newbies and some jeans. probably a Polo shirt. If in the summer I'll have on my swimmy suit, some flops(hard to drive the 6 in flops), and a tight T-shirt. Scout Boat Visor and my RayBans....lady with titties in the passenger seat......and a bowl of my favorite goodies!!

tigernation said...

Oh sorry Kingdom. You meant "Gear" of the car. I'm an idiot. thought you were talking about my clothes...

I'll probably get her going good in 2nd at about 5000rpms......then just hammer it into third and hold on!!! once you hit 4th your doing about 65-70 if not faster...just winding the gears baby...listen to it "pop"!!

Dr.Feelgood said...

we shot 8 under, won the third flight

Daddy said...

That was hilarious. I was wondering what the hell you were talking about, nation with the outfits.

tigernation said...

Yeah, I've been in la la land for about an hour or two. I don't know what my problem is.

I only have about 4 outfits.

Almost guessed right with the 9 under. If I was on your team it might have been 9. But probably more like 3 over!!

tigernation said...

Picked up the TSN SEC Preview over the weekend. Here's some highlights:

East:

1)UF 10-2
2)UGA 10-2
3)UT 9-3
4)SC 7-5
5)UK 5-7
6)Vandy3-9

West:

1)AU 11-1
2)LSU 10-2
3)Bama 8-4
4)Arky 7-5
5)Miss 7-5
6)MSU 4-8

Auburn over Florida for the SEC title.

National top 10:
1)Notre freaking Dame
2)Ohio State
3)Auburn
4)LSU
5)West Virginia
6)USC
7)Texas
8)UF
9)Oklahoma
10)FSU

other notables (since I don't want to type out the entire top 25:

12)UGA
18)UT
25)Bama

Guess who they say Auburn's only loss will be?????

Thats right, Bama. Which could easily happen given the nature of the rivalry. I think I might literally die if AU goes unbeaten and loses to the Tide to end the year.

It's not a bad magazine, but it is so contradictory. It will say one thing at one part of the preview and then completely say the opposite about the same team later in the magazine.

All these things do is pump sunshine for every team. Which I understand you have to do if you want to sell magazines.

I just take all of them as conversation starters and thats about it.

Dr.Feelgood said...

SO Bama beats Auburn and loses 4 games??

LSU, Fl, UT, and who??

Shakes, guess who I just got off phone with??

tigernation said...

FLA, Miss, UT, LSU.

I know, it's crazy. these guys who do these magazines are idiots. We really need to be analysts. As much time as we spend looking at teams, depth charts, recruits, schedules,stats, etc...

It really seems like these guys don't even research.

They say that AU's "stud" at linebacker this year will be Will Herring...who has NEVER taken a snap at LB in a game....and their "star on the rise" at LB is Chris Evans, a gray shirt who is about 3rd string......they have no idea.

But they know how to make conversation and controvery.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Yeah I guess when you are in the bottom tier of preseason sales, you have to make bold predictions to attract people away from the Lindys and Athlon.

We really ought to put out a preseason magazine. With a little extra effort, we could put out a good publication

Dr.Feelgood said...

I love having off days, I can catch up on so much shit that on a work day I would just say screw it and sit on the couch.(i.e. trimming the old beard, washing towels, actually make lunch at the house, and sleep in)

Anyone here know if you can file insurance claim on cingular.com, and avoid going to visit those idiots at the retail stores??

tigernation said...

Yep. I think you can. I did mine over the phone.

Took about 10 minutes after having to be transferred 3 or 4 times. But they'll get it done. I had to get pissed at them to get mine sent with no 50 dollar charge, but they did it after a little tension.

Dr.Feelgood said...

The Razr phone really started out as a good phone, but after some minor wear and tear usage it has turned into a piece.

Easterling is on his 3rd one, and my uncle is on his second one because of them just screwing up.

tigernation said...

Yep. I'm on my second Razr. The first one got dust in the screen BAD after about 3 months of use. MY second one has done really well though. Just have to try and be careful. If dropped it starts going to shit.

Daddy said...

That comment about WH being a stud is pretty ridiculous. I have never seen anyone titty tackle as much as him. Granted that was playing a different position. I just hope he can man up in the middle and stay off his back.

Daddy said...

I hate cell phones. I havnt found one I like yet. Too much quantity over quality these days.

tigernation said...

Oh yeah, Will herring is a titty puller like I've never seen in D1 College football.

I guess next they'll say that Danny Perry and Mark Pera are legends of the AU o-line!!!Ha Ha

I heard Lyndy's has AU #8 and winning the west. I really hate being picked super high in the preseason. It only sets you up for failure.

But you can't get to the big dance without being ranked high early.

Lets just hope Tubs has them ready for WSU. That game will set the tone for the year. Have to stop the passing game and run/hold the ball. They lost a guy who ran for 1900 yards last year....I heard he was pretty much their whole team. But they apparently have a stud receiver and a good QB. Hope the d-backs are ready.

I also think the Hawaii game sets the tone for Bama's season. I think Bama wins pretty easy, but Hawaii does have a pretty good passing game...still don't see how they stay in the game though.....way too soft on D to hold up against the pounding and ball control that Bama will put up.

Daddy said...

Yall are getting me excited with all this football talk.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Hawaii is at Tuscaloosa long road trip for the warriors, and I think WSU is a team that people try to make better than they are so they can act like the Pac-10 is a tough league.

Then again both are season openers, so I guess upsets could happen. I think both win fairly easily

I just made an usuccessful trip to the book store to grab a Lindy's, didn't have it

Daddy said...

I have looked at several places and nobody has the magazine.

King of Tigerland said...

Lindys website says the release date in the SEC is the 23rd of May

King of Tigerland said...

football weather....you can almost smell it in the air

Moms house is by pelham hs so I got to go out on their field this weekend when I was driving around...memories and it fired me up again.

shakeyour$maker said...

I hear ya, Kingdom. --Dr. has the same problem when he goes past historic Lamar Field in Oxford, AL......only difference is he actually goes out on the field and runs drills. "If coach would`a put me in 4th quarter...we`d won state...No doubt in my mind. How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over Cheha Mountain?"

Daddy said...

Anyone surprised that Saben picked up lil Vick?

tigernation said...

I thought lil Vick didn't make the teak?

tigernation said...

Wrong. He did sign a free agent contract. I don't know why anybody would sign this guy. He is trouble, and really not that good.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Where do you think Vick will play?? QB or more like a Randle El type player??

Daddy said...

I dont know what the hell Saben was thinking. The dolphins don't need any more distractions. Im sure the only thing Vick will want to play is QB. The team may have other plans for him, but I dont get it at all.

King of Tigerland said...

QB-reciever-specialist

tigernation said...

Can you imagine the stuff he will get into in Miami?

He's been busted for weed, contributing to the delinquency of a minor (15 year old girls at his apt). Driving w/out a license and some other stuff.

Miami will be his playground and he will not perform well at practice. He will never see the feild, regardless of position.

Daddy said...

You are exactly right nation, Vick will never see the field on gameday.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Lawrence Phillips, anybody??

tigernation said...

Me, Me!!!!

Woman beater, possibly the lowest form of human on the planet....beating a woman is sooooooooo weak.

Vick hasn't been down that road, but I think he was under the impression that he was untouchable because of his brother's success.

King of Tigerland said...

he was driving a 7 series in college.....untouchable......i will be a first rounder simply because of the name on the back of my jersey......at least 7 as a little heart.....this may be his year

Dr.Feelgood said...

Yeah, I know Phillips went high in the draft, but both are great talented people who could have been alot more if they could stay out of trouble

If Vick had kept it straight at VT, he would have been a good athlete, maybe not as good as his brother, but he would have been draftable

tigernation said...

Oh yeah. I agree that he has the physical tools but he is just a moron.


Do ya'll know all of the guys who have gone pro out of the Vick's hometown? I think Newport News, VA has the highest # of pro athletes of any town in the US. I know the Vicks and Iverson are from there, but aren't there some more? Thomas Jones from UVA maybe?

shakeyour$maker said...

Daddy smokes cigs that are made in "Newport News". --Faggot!

Dr.Feelgood said...

Wasn't Randall the VT QB in between the Vicks from newport news as well

tigernation said...

What cigs are those? I know daddy is the queen of all fags, but I thought both of you were smoking P-funks.

By the way, I quit with the camels and I get up and run at 7 am every day. Not even kidding. Every day except today 'cause TwoBits and I got into a huge bottle of wine and played until about 230 this morning. But the rest of the week will be jogging at 7 and lifting after work. Proud of me? I am.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Very proud, I have sporadically tried to do the get up at 7 and run, then one hungover morning turns into two, and then I quit.

But I refuse to ever lift weights again.

tigernation said...

Getting up and running is very tough. I run for about 20 minutes. Not too long and I have to stop and walk once or twice, but I just feel like if I don't lose some of the weight now, then it will only get worse the older I get....I know daddy, already old as hell blah, blah, blah.

The weights are just to tighten up some of the flab. No heavy weight. My roomy made me do 225 the other day but thats as high as i've gone. Just want to firm it up with low weight and high reps.

shakeyour$maker said...

Newports are Daddy`s new favorite. His boyfriend turned him on to the sweet menthol flavor.


Nice work Nation. A good work-out and some prunes as a sensible snack. You are one healthy old man.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Daddy always smoked newports, his boyfriend also taught him how to coat his regular cigs with vicks vapo rub when newports aren't available

tigernation said...

NEWPORTS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

That is really bad. I know some black guys from the boat factory that used to put the cig between the gap where they lost their front teeth. so gross.

Shakes, check the email.

Daddy said...

I do not smoke the newports, It is Kools that I dig on. Not really, I hate menthols. But shakes really likes the capri's (luxury length, of course). You can see him riding down the road with a capri in his mouth, chewing on bubble gum, and talking on his cell phone.

Nation, you are no fun busting on all my "old" jokes before I can.