Monday, May 22, 2006

Brawl Ball

Anyone see the Cubs/Sox brawl? Unreal.

One of Alisha's favorite sports is boxing, by the way.

Jimmy is unbeatable at Charlotte. I am tempted to run him next week as the Roaring Wilberos lead fantasy NASCAR at the break.

Good luck on the INT, Daddy. How was the BBQ last week, Dr.? $hakes, where are you moving? The house or the condo? Nation, can you get those Bravos tickets sometime? Maybe $ and D might even come up.

I hope all are well. I have moved all my worldly belongings to a storage unit and my Explorer. Not feeling easy about things being in the middle of Buckhead. It is amazing how much you can throw away when you don't want to have to move it again. 2 month rule. I write to you homeless from Burton's couch until my apartment is ready next month. Auburn later this week and then the beach next week should do me right. I highly suggest a vacation to all. One might call it a hiatus. Nevertheless, the Europeans do it but then again they are nowhere near as productive as the USA.

The Big Cups are making a comeback in fantasy baseball. It is amazing how well you can do when you actually keep up. Go figure.

Please excuse the lack of new posts the next two weeks as I will be in and out. I will do my best. Ya'll have some fun!

83 comments:

tigernation said...

Good luck with everything Kingdom. I'll see what I can do on the Braves ticks.

I guess you all heard about Juwan Garth-Simpson-Brroks and his arrest.

Weed, gun/stolen property...the gun was what was stolen so not really 3 but 2 in 1.

Interesting to see how Shula handles this one.

Also, Daniel Inman, starting LT for UGA has been suspended for the 1st 2 games. That means they will start an entirely new O-line since the center has been suspended for the 1st 2 as well. Seems like every year UGA has a couple of guys gone for the 1st two games......ThUga if you ask me....Richt the Holy is quite the disciplinarian(sp?)

King of Tigerland said...

he is also getting sued.....USC might eat them alive

shakeyour$maker said...

Nation---That a boy for keeping up with police action over the weekend.


Kingdom--When are you coming in town? I am gonna be gone Thurs. for my cousin`s graduation, and the whole weekend to the beach, Gulf Shores. Hope to see you before all of that.

tigernation said...

I hate the police

Dr.Feelgood said...

Shakes - I have somewhat lightened my hatred towards the MPD, that cop actually filed that run-in in the parking lot as a hit and run. The guy has been calling me for a week wanting to fix the little nick around the bumper.

I bet JGS sits against Hawaii

BBQfest was unbelievable, It is truly amazing the amount of money and time pumped into that event.

Got FedEx St.Judes golf tourn this weekend. Moving into boss's house in Southwind Wed. for the weekend. I have the pool house. Should be a fun Memorial Day weekend.

Daddy said...

nation,
Saw your brother's band. They are real good, except for the bass player. But luckily the two drum sets kinda drown out the bass.

tigernation said...

Glad you liked them. He did say the bass player is horrible. Did Chuck rip any solos?

Daddy said...

Yeah he and McGregor ripped it good.

shakeyour$maker said...

Dr.-- That`s great that the ignorant ass cop finally came to his senses. Have you talked to the hit and run kid yet?

Nation-- Your bro`s band is no joke. If they had a decent bass player, they would have been excellent. I was very impressed with the sound they produced....No Bo Tucker...but pretty damn good. Charles has really turned out to be a helluva musician.

Daddy-- What time do you get out of school? I`m gonna stop by when you get home.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Shakes - No just his dad. Apparently his son is a real screw up, and he was like look I just want to fix your car and forget about. Please don't file any claims or charges, just give me the estimate and I will pay for it. He saounds like a big redneck on the phone, but probably a good guy calling me to get it resolved

shakeyour$maker said...

Yea...I would tell the dad it cost 50 billion to fix. Rip `em off big time, and hold onto all of the cash. You could use it to pay for me a trip up there again. Maybe, if we are lucky during my return visit...someone might just hit your car again, and we can keep this sweet deal going.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Yeah, I don't think It will be too expensive to fix

I need to sale a house badly

King of Tigerland said...

I will be in Gulf Shores Tues....probably just miss you $. Let me what your schedule looks like.

Got a one bedroom with hardwoods and and attached garage in a small 20 unit property on East Paces Ferry....Nation, it is the small brick buildinds right across from the Bumper. Move in June 17. Pumped. Over 100 bars within 3 blocks of the house.

Idlewild must have been impressive. Like back in the day when the Dead used to two drummers.

When was the last time UA and AU had season beginning "thug" suspensions? Was it DeAndre Green? David Palmer days?

When I grow up, Dr., I would like participate in one of those big BBQ cookoffs. "Wilber's Smokehouse and Beer Hall" They are serious when it comes to their pork.

Daddy said...

Shakes,

I get off from work at 4:45. You need to come by and see our pool, and I got something for you. You may know already if you have talked to your girl.

shakeyour$maker said...

Kingdom...Week looks like this

Monday- Work
Tues- Work
Wed.- Work
Thurs.- Denist, Cousin Graduates in Annsiton
Fri.- Work, leave early for beach....return Monday evening.

When will you be in Auburn?

Daddy-- I`ll see you at 4;45.

Dr.-- Man the fuck up and sell a freakin house. Have you talked to your bartender girl lately? (The Staind fan)

King of Tigerland said...

daddy, what are your plans?....$, probably not going to work.....well get up later on

King of Tigerland said...

you boys need to come up to go out on the lake with nation

Daddy said...

King,

I will be here all week. I am off tomorrow. I have school and work from 9 till 4:45 on wed and fri. Thurs I work from 12:45 till 4:45.

Daddy said...

Shakes, see ya then.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Haven't seen Staind in awhile, she is probably still recovering from that concert.

This has been the Monday from hell

King of Tigerland said...

sounds good....I am coming down to hang out with Branch but i will come by.....might just sit by the pool for a while

glad I was able to grab a wireless connection so that I am not out of the loop

King of Tigerland said...

I want to see Gypsey and taste the goodies

I am hooked on online poker.......first hand I win over 550 and only win 2 more over about 20...spend it all....killer

King of Tigerland said...

sell a house dr

Dr.Feelgood said...

Got a few in the works, they just need to come on and take care of business. Filling in for a co-workers at her neighborhood, so I am having to handle all of her shit and mine until she gets back wednesday. Just blows, been working my as off

tigernation said...

Broump

Dr.Feelgood said...

Thank God the Spurs lost, I hate em

tigernation said...

me too. Tim Duncan is a penis......bank shots are not cool any more

Dr.Feelgood said...

Did you see the foul difference? It was unbelievable how many fouls Duncan got that were just weak calls.

Duncan shot 23 free throws, that is ridiculous

Dr.Feelgood said...

I do think it evened out towards the end

tigernation said...

Dirk is the man......."Action Dirk!"

shakeyour$maker said...

Dirk is the man....I`m a big fan of Jason Terry. I think he is smooth as shit with that rainbow shot he always throws up.

Dr.-- Beat ya. Just got a contract for a unit.

Daddy said...

Why are those chuck norris jokes so damn funny?

tigernation said...

daddy - I don't know but Ive gotten about 10 replies thanking me for that email. The quotes with the pics really do bring the fun together.

Shakes - I too like Jason Terry. I even liked him when he was with the Hawks...he made the game interesting because I always thought he was gonna hit the top of Phillips Arena every time he shot....expecially on his fade-away J.

So Idlewild was good...but no Bo TuckTuck?.....I guess you just can't duplicate the magic of the Don on the keys. I bet they put on a good show though...sucks not having a good bass player...that is what carries the songs....unless Michael "yes I sell urinal cakes" Ruud is banging away.

Daddy said...

Yeah, chuck and mcgregor get into it. The two drum sets are loud and awesome. If they got a new bass player and some keys, they would be great.....but, of course, they would be no bo tucker.

shakeyour$maker said...

"Urinal Cakes" would be the equivalent of "Schools" compared to the Idlewild bassit.

shakeyour$maker said...

I`m out for a little while. See yall later today!

Dr.Feelgood said...

Shakes - Congrats I am really close to getting a few but no word

Yeah Dirk and Terry are badass, especially under pressure. Back to my foul issue, I think at one point last night the fouls were 26 committed by Dallas to 11 by spurs. No NBA team fouls over 100% more than the other.

tigernation said...

Well you know with the game being in San Antonio, the refs have to play to the defending champs. Duncan is the golden boy, no trouble, very quiet, and the NBA loves to see him win rings......along with the hate they have for Mark cuban.

I'm just glad to see the Mavs get to the conf finals. Not to meniton the fact that Shakes boy, Marquis Daniels, rides the pine for them.

Y'all remember seeing him at College Square all the time? His girlfriend lived about 3 doors down from Shakes and Daddy. That boy is tall as hell......and ugly too

King of Tigerland said...

what is the "situation" surrounding the Garth arrest? The article suggests the police did something wrong sor something other.

shakeyour$maker said...

The article you read was probably written by some Bama booster columnist who is claiming "conspiracy".....and that "Fuckin Fulmer had something to do with this situation too....The NCAA is just out to get us."

Dr.-- Make that 2 sales in one day. Just got another contract turned in. Damn straight!

Nation- Ol Marquis used to be havin him some sex with that bigger black girl at them College Square Condos back then.

tigernation said...

Of course they did something wrong!!!!!! We're talking about a Bama football player!! Get your head out of your butt Kingdom. Just like the Memphis police pulled an "ooooops" on the LY death.

This will go away faster than it came up.

Whether they did something "wrong" or not, they didn't put the pot and stolen gun in the car did they? no.

Do I think he should got jail?? no

Should he be kicked off the team? Probably not

Should he miss about 1 or 2 games? Hell yeah.

We all know that college kids, football players included, ride around with pot and things in the car all the time. He should be punished, serve his punishment, learn from it, and go on to a good NFL career or whatever. He already has his degree and seems to be a good kid who made a mistake. He past history has to speak for something. So he shouldn't get the axe.

But don' think for one minute that his lawyers are just gonna bend over without blaming the police, race, his athletic status, and everyhting else in an attempt to get him off.

King of Tigerland said...

Chris Slaughter did not pass the Georgia Exit Exam and will start the year at Hargrove.

tigernation said...

Yep. Had the grades and the ACT but couldn't get past the exit exam.

That makes 3....possibly 4 if Greg Smith can't pass College Algebra for the 3rd time.

King of Tigerland said...

Raven Gray and who else?

King of Tigerland said...

as long as my boy craig stevens we will be aaaaaaaalright

tigernation said...

Bo Harris form Heritage high in Conyers

6'3" now at 241 at a prep school. Will enroll in Jan.

RB or LB

shakeyour$maker said...

Bo Harris went to school with Clayton.

tigernation said...

Don't know if Clayton was still there when Bo got there.

If Clayton graduated in 2000 and Bo in 2006, I don't think they would have been there together.

But it is the same high school. You know, the one with a shooting AND a syphillus outbreak AND a documentary about high school sex and drugs.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Started my training regiment this morning. I am liable to be sore for days. Ran(jogged probably more appropriate) 1 mile and walked 2

It is amazing how much better I feel after a shower, but also sad how out of shape I have gotten

tigernation said...

Yeah tell me about it.

I've gotten my morning jog down so that I don't have to stop and walk anymore. I run about a half mile down to the military school, stop and stretch, then jog back to the house. comes to about a mile but that's as far as i've gotten so far. Don't want to over do it. Plus I lift in the evenings and get a decent workout when I have to unload a truck or make a delivery!

running sucks but you do feel good after a shower to start the day

tigernation said...

SHAKES!!!!

Got us a gig for JAy Russell's wedding reception. It's at the Chattahoochee CC on July 8.

Let me know if you can make it. I thought I would go ahead and put it out there so you could possibly get the date reserved.

Let me know

King of Tigerland said...

here goes your Lincoln pipeline, Nation, as you probably already know..........6'3" 205" 205lb DB michael Slade committed to the Tigers.....sounds like a big SS or redshirted LB

shakeyour$maker said...

Nation-- I hope I can make it to Jay Russ Russ`s party on July the 8th. I have a cruise to Mexico sometime at the beginning of July...but I`m not sure about the dates. My dad will be here in Auburn this afternoon for a closing so I`ll ask him when it is and get back with you. Hopefully, it is not the same days, but we will see. I would love to do it though if I can make it. Haven`t seen the "Russ Russ" in a VERY long time...and had no clue he was married until you told me a few months back.

Dr,--Proud of you for making the effort to go for a run. I still haven`t gotten back into a work-out routine. Although, I have been playing some tennis lately. Full body work out when I play Elizabeth. That girl can play some tennis.



TAYLOR HICKS WINS AI Tonight!!!!! Anyone in Auburn needs to go to Loco`s tonight for the finale.

tigernation said...

Kingdom - Where did you see 205?

I got 6'2 or 3 and about 185....That sounds more like it.

Guys who are that big play LB or even DE in high school

tigernation said...

OK, Scout has him at 6'3" 190

Rivals has him at 6'2" 185

Go figure.....nobody really knows, just like 40 times, vertical jumps, stats, and of course....recruiting stars...

Dr.Feelgood said...

Thanks shakes, this is day one, so lets hope the drive continues. It is amazing how quick a little mile jog can be(time wise).

Taylor should win. Mcphee, shouldn't when b/c she can sing Somewhere over the Rainbow good.

tigernation said...

Yeah Dr. A mile goes by pretty quick.

The hard part is getting up tomorrow and doing it again....oh yeah, let me know how your legs feel when you wake up.....I had parts hurting that had never been sore before...ever.

My Serta Rep (hot as shit by the way) just came by and told me about a diet that resets your metabolism.

21 days of: no meat, no bread or starches(pasta, potatos, etc), nothing to drink but water. No real exercise needed but it helps.

Basically the diet cleans all the sugar out of your system and forces your body to produce it on its own. After it's over you can slowly go back to eating meat and bread without the fear of an immediate weight gain. Sound pretty hard but I might try it.

Only hard part will be the no beer thing

King of Tigerland said...

Tallahassee Democrat......We had a 200 lb guy playing in the seconday when I played......they just have to fly. How fast is he? Lincoln apparently has a super star prospect playing safety as well.

Didn't Dubose do pretty well at Lincoln recruiting?

All our linebackers were 215 plus and ran 4.6-4.7's. Our starting 3 played at UNA, Vandy and Southern Miss. I think Lincoln would have taken it to us though. Jess Lanier sure did in the playoffs my junior year. My reasoning....I was on crutches after an ACL reconstruction. They missed Wilber baaaaaaad.

My line coach told I would have played fullback if we were not 6A and a smaller classification.

My favorite memory was looking downfield at the back of Karl when he ran for TD's off my block. On about a third of our plays all I had to do was take the nose or DT the side he wanted to go and keep on riding him. I did block a fat, short kid into the fence at Sparkman my junior year. RB cut right behind me on the sweep as I was already outside the hash.

Only reason I got on the field was my quickness and speed. I was the smallest person in the offense w/ the exception of a single reciever. 5'10" 184 before the jamboree againsts Philip Rivers and Athens.

There is no drink or drug alive that can give you that adrenaline rush when running onto the field the first time. I have not had that feeling since high school. Addictive as hell and maybe why I am such an eternal buzzseeker.

King of Tigerland said...

Nation, what is that diet called? It sounds like a similiar detox program like Sugarbusters and South Beach.

King of Tigerland said...

Good hustle, $. and Dr.

tigernation said...

He's not 200. I'm guessing between the 2 services that he is about 180-185. Saw his pic and he is THIN. He runs like a 4.56 40.

He'll be a safety at AU. But they say Muschamp likes big DBs so maybe corner, but I think safety.

Daddy said...

"And he shall be Levon, and he shall be a good man"

That damn song has been in my head all day!

Daddy said...

If he is 185, then he can get up over 200 pounds. THat would be a nice size.

tigernation said...

Yeah, I had no trouble going from 185 to 200. And I am definitely a VERY nice size! But I'd like to get back to 185

Daddy said...

I definitely know about the weight fluxuations.

shakeyour$maker said...

HE SHALL BE LEVON!!!!!!!!!

King of Tigerland said...

I'd be a happy camper under 2 bills.

Daddy said...

Taylor did it. I am glad for him. But his new single they gave him sucks, and I just hope getting stuck in this contract doesnt ruin him. I hear he gets to keep his band though.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Yeah, both of those singles from Tues. blow

I hope they don't try to pop him up.

Would you go to a concert?

Daddy said...

I saw Taylor and his band play before American Idol and they were awesome. Lots of blues and soul, allman brothers, sam cooke, etc. I would go see taylor hicks, but I would not go see the American Idols Live.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Taylor won't tour with the Idols will he??

Won't he do his on tour>>

shakeyour$maker said...

Taylor more than likely will not keep his band. The contract he will have to sign is a million dollar recording deal. I am almost 100% positive that Clive Davis will make him use "better-looking" studio musicians to become his new band. Wynn Christian was telling me about it last night after he talked to some of the band members and his manager. Who knows though. It would be much cooler if his band got to stick with him and get famous too.


Levon wears his war wound like a crown. He calls his child Jesus...cause he likes the name.

Daddy said...

I hope he doesnt have to tour with the idols, but I think he does. I could be wrong though.


"....on Christmas Day, When the New York Times says God is dead, and the wars begun..."

tigernation said...

I don't know the words but that's a great song.....

I think I can rhyme with one of the lines though...

"and the wars begun...and Elton John is gaaaaaaay...and he shall be LEvooon....."

Is that how it goes?

PS - I am not making fun of Elton...I think he is awesome....but he IS gay....and that DOES rhyme.

Daddy said...

Beleive it or not nation, those are the original lyrics.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Levon sells cartoon balloons in town His family business thrives
Jesus blows up balloons all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them fly

And Elton, he wants to touch the penis."

Dr.Feelgood said...

Check this shit out

http://www.myspace.com/tonyawattsmusic

Check out the song "Alabama Crimson"

Shakes and NAtion you will love it

Dr.Feelgood said...

What the hell people

tigernation said...

Yeah I'm here. I was in the middle of typing and the power went out. Bad storm.

Good thing you have a sense of humor about that chick Tonya....fellow Bama fan no doubt.

That was possibly the worst single song I have ever heard. She should have gone ahead and said Ass when she said "kiss my Alabama Crimson...".

Pretty funny break in the day there Dr. Thanks for the laugh.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Always up for a good joke.

Any new info on Juwans charges. I know they were dropped to a misdemeanor

tigernation said...

That's all I got too.

Gun wasn't worth 500 bucks so it's not a felony.

Shula said he won't announce any punishment to the media but will deal with it in-house.

1 or 2 games out and that's it probably. I would think more than 3 games would be a little harsh for a tiny bag of weed and a gun...although you know I think the gun is worse than the pot!!!

Dr.Feelgood said...

Yeah I think it is so comical how the sports media comes down on shula for not telling them what the punishment is.

HE has not done it since day one and it drives them crazy how he won't tell why some people don't play

King of Tigerland said...

but do we really need to know?

Tubs and many other coaches do it but everyone always finds out on the back end