Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Tebow to Florida

Did Shula miss the boat on this one? Did it really matter anyways with Bama already having JPW and Barnes? Can Andre Smith make up for Tebow? Let us know what you think about the weekly happenings.

26 comments:

Daddy said...

And why wouldnt he? The plain truth is, Timmy wanted to go where he could be a star! He has a better chance at Florida than alabama. Although, I dont know how much I like Urban Meyer,Tim is a perfect fit for his offense. They say he is the man for a spread offense (option offense).

tigernation said...

If I was Tyebow"s mother I would have put a stop to him going to Bama for 2 reasons:

1) 11 sacks and a total lack of effort by the offensive(perfect word) line.

2) After watching how most of the Bama nation absolutely drooled over Tyebow, I wouldn't want my son in the middle of so many morons who would obviously turn on him the second he didn't win a national title.

Tyebow: short for the act of tieing a bow around one's homosexual boyfriend's wang, and then removing it with one's teeth.

tigernation said...
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tigernation said...

Sorry about yesterday boys. I had to go home a little sick. I wasn't producing the salt content that I am used to .

Daddy said...

Well sodium, I hope you are feeling better and saltier, because we all know you cant have a puss unless it has salt in it.

Do you think bama really had a chance to get tiny tim anyway? We all know the hype bama likes to throw out.

shakeyour$maker said...

The funniest thing to me about Tebow`s announcement was that the Bama turds were talkin so much crap about him coming to Bama before he announced, it was not even funny. AL.com Crimson Tide forum might have been the funniest because they were predicting their records for the next seasons and talking like he had already committed. I guess it must feel like a major SLAP in the mouth to most of those tards.
How stupid do you think SHula feels this morning after WASTING all that time and travel and money on one kid....a kid that more than likely wasn`t coming from the beginning...a kid that wouldn`t have played for a couple of years had he come...a kid that could not help the O-line where they need the most improvement. I think it is hillarious!!! Now if Auburn could steer Mr. Alabama Football from going to Bama..it might be the most embarrasing offseason for the Crimson Tide EVER!

I wish they would give Brodie another year.

Daddy said...

Wasnt Brodie in the heisman race earlier in the season. A hush comes over the crowd.........Damn Dog, you almost got it! I dont know what ta tell ya!

shakeyour$maker said...

I left off my whole point to my last post.....

Smelley was a Tide fan and wanted to come play for Shula. SO what did the Coach Boy Wonder do? He didn`t recruit the kid at all because he thought Smelley was gonna be a lock while he pushed for Tebow! Well, things didn`t really work out for Coach Genius as both players are going to two other schools now. Smelley saw what a joke T`town and the Tide football program was...so he is taking his ALabama State Record Books to show Steve Spurrier at USC...Tebow going to show Meyer how to tie that bow Nation was talkin about. Coach Ass really looks stupid today.

shakeyour$maker said...

Brodie for Heisman was about like saying Daniel Cobb for Heisman. What a joke those two douchebags are?

Dr.Feelgood said...

It was no waste going for Tebow dumasses, had he come, no one would say a thing. He chose Florida, his choice. How can you say Shula wasted his time?? He narrowed his choices down to Alabama and Florida. So you suggest ignoring him and telling him to go to Florida??

If signing day were tomorrow it still would not be an embarrassing offseason. We did not want Smelley, he didn't see what a joke Tuscaloosa is. It is amazing to me how you people call Alabama fans morons and tards when actually you are the idiots that run bullshit from your mouths daily. daily. Tbow went to Florida because #1 Portis transferring #2Family and location ties to Florida

tigernation said...

The funniest shit is looking at what they have to say on those forums NOW, since he is not coming. One guy that had been sucking Tebow off all week said..."we don't need him anyway, we got JPW and those others.....hell, JPW marched the offense down the field on Auburn."

I guess next it will be..."he was over rated anyway....we got JPW."

Dr.Feelgood said...

It is even funnier that if you go on the Auburn forums NOW they can't stop talking about it. Why the fuck do Auburn fans care?? Fucking nerds live their lives through Alabama football. Kinda sad

shakeyour$maker said...

Dr.-Lately Auburn fans can only make fun of UAT. Not much is going on with AU right now...not much talk about Auburn`s recruits...All we have is listening to Bama fans run off with the mouth about Tebow. Now that his situation is over..it is so funny to see the same people that said..."He`s gonna win the Heisman after he gets here under Coach Shula." "We are gonna win an NC with him at QB." "He`s the next ___(Nammath,Stabler,etc..)"
Now the tune is that of:
"He really isn`t that good. We don`t need him anyway."....

Give me a break Dr., with all the Tebow shit. I call it a "waste of time" because Shula spent something like 8+ hours with the kid the night before he announced going over game film. (If he showed AU/UAT game footage, it might have been enough to make him HAVE to chose Florida) Smelley wanted to go to Bama, but Shula didn`t give him the time of day because Coach Mike thought he was coming for sure anyway. It all just seemed to blow up in his face. Did you see the pan out a little differently than I did? Oh and by the way....Bama can`t recruit just off the name "Alabama" anymore. These people (recruits) were in diapers the last time Bama did anything worth a damn.

shakeyour$maker said...

Dr.--You ask why do Auburn fans care.....same reason Bama fans would care if Auburn was embarrased on National TV by an 18 year old kid, when all the Aubies were running off with the mouth saying that he was coming. It`s just funny!

One guy yesterday kept claiming he had some insider information about Tebow and how he was coming to Bama. I guess his informers were a bit off track.

tigernation said...

Dr, you need to understand that all this hype about 1 fucking 18 year old kid is funny. Talk about fucking nerds, shit, I'd hate to spen my life following some fucking kis's every move....like if he doesn't come to the school I'm a fan of(not alumni of) I'll have a fucking nervous breakdown. All we are saying is that those people are funny.

Trust me, nobody gives a shit about Bama football other than the fact that it's great seeing all these people squirm because their precious Bammer ain't the shit no more. If there was something interesting to talk about regarding AU I would love to dicuss it. The only thing on the radio or internet is Tebow, Tebow, Tebow. Find us something worth while and we'll lay off Bammer.

Dr.Feelgood said...

No one was embarrased on National TV. Once again, aubun fans make up something that make them feel better.

The point is Auburn fans act just the same if not worse than Alabama fans. No Alabama gives a fuck or is saying anything about who Tuberville recruits.

You are one of them and you make that obvious with your ridiculous remarks.

Live and die by Alabama football. IT is sad when Auburn fans do it as much as Alabamas own.

Auburn is so fucking lame. I believe this is one of your "Boys" post
" Tebow
Is in
Da
East "
God, that one is so hilarious, and to think you talk about Alabama fans. This guy twiddled his thumbs at the cubicle all day to come up with that.

tigernation said...

Who said that? Was it on here?

Dr.Feelgood said...

al.com i thing it was BA4AU i am pretty sure the BA definitely stood for bad ass

tigernation said...

Probably a BA from Alix City! Sometimes I wonder what the people who post look like. Guarantee half of them have some sort of facial hair.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Wearing some sort of attire with team logo, whether it be a logo tie or a sweatshirt/hat at work

King of Tigerland said...

Dr.,

Does Bama not laugh at AU's misfortune?

Tebow will have a great difference on UGA than Bama bc now this means the Gators won't lose for another 4 years! (if he is the savior as Bama fans touted) and by no means is Andre Smith a garunteed Bama commit!

$hakeitforadollarindaclub,

Bama did win the SEC in '99 and the NC in '92. Those days are long over but I do believe they are out of the diapers.

King of Tigerland said...

Dr.,

#3 reason Tybow went to UF....Bama has no clue or direction on O. Radar? Shula is not the offensive genius everyone thought and needs to be back in south fla managing a steakhouse.

I will admit, he is doing something right when he is away from gamedays and the media bc no assistants were forced to step down after this years O performance and apparently many like him. Brody for Heisman and he ended his career with 11 sacks. Fitting.

Keep saying JPW marched down the field. Did anyone see the scoreboard and what time it was in the game? A hail mary where nobody wants to interfere on 3rd and long is not marching

Dr.Feelgood said...

So I suppose kingdom that he narrowed the list down to Alabama and Florida letting Pete Carrol know he wasn't interested because he has no offensive mind??

Daddy said...

Did anyone hear about that highschool football coach, i forget where he is from, who cheated during a game by moving the marker to keep a fourth quarter drive alive and end up winning 14 to 12. Well his name was Paul Bryan. That name sounds eerily familiar! I wonder if his nickname was a large furry animal.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Seems like a boring day on the blog. Work has absolutely blown today. Sucks

shakeyour$maker said...

Tigernation,

Thanks for pointing out Bama most recent championships.

Still, the Bama winning tradition reminds me of a good old Conway Twitty song.....

"Hello Darlin`...how ya doin`?....It`s BEEN A LONG TIME!!!"