Thursday, December 08, 2005

Questions

What if DJ won the job from #14 or David got hurt? Would he have been the next Charlie Ward? He had a little more NFL talent around him that could catch the ball(when Junior is not over the middle). Sean Bailey could not catch a cold all season and came thru in the Dome. What if the rest of the team had rallied around the Tereshinksi?

What if Bama had pulled it out against LSU? Would the Iron Bowl have been different? 11 sacks? Maybe 15+ if Bama was undefeated?

What if Auburn would have run Irons against Georgia Tech 40+ times instead of throwing? Borges only offensive blunder in two years? What if they sat #22 all season? What if JV had missed one less field goal or two in Death Valley?

Would Tubs be Tubs without the ears and confidence?

Doesn't Mark RICHt look like Helen Hunt?

How long will Shula remain clueless? Is the pantwetting picture real?

Can Shula/Stickman/Alabama's cheerleading sqaud of a line/non-playmakers outscore Texas Tech? Does Bama have enough DB's to cover the Red Raider recievers?

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King of Tigerland said...
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tigernation said...

IF I was 6'3" 215 I would be playing big league ball. IF Vaughn hits 1 or 2 then Auburn goes to ATL. IF Bama beat LSU then AU goes to ATL. If, If, IF.............

Just hoping for a good bowl game and a good start to the 06 season!

Anybody going to Orlando? Got my ticks just got to get some lodging!

shakeyour$maker said...

I`ll be there Nation. Ordered my tix just the other day.

Daddy said...

We are going. When is everyone going? We are going down pretty early.

Daddy said...

Posting at the same time! WOW!

shakeyour$maker said...

I`m tired of saying "If"...not as tired as Bama fans, but I`m proud of the great turnaround by our team after that opening game loss. Cox proved he is a leader and the D stepped up when they had to. Makes for a very exciting season in `06 with high expectations.

tigernation said...

Sound like a New Year's plan bitches. Trying to get a room at the Embassy Suites Downtown. Stayed there in '02 and it was a blast. Free breakfast with the other team's fans and a shuttle to and from the stadium. If y'all don't get in the team hotel just let me know and I can get us some rooms close to each other. No big deal. Can't freaking wait!

The bowl game is the first game of the '06 season, got to get off to a good start! Beat them Badgaaaaahs!!!

tigernation said...

I read on rivals today that Auburn has the #1 D-tackle class in the nation! Eddins, Crowell, Smith, and possibly a manchild named Charles Deas.

tigernation said...

Also trying to get Jamarcus Ricks brother of Courtney Harden(LB) and my favorite, DeAntwan (peanut) Whitehead. The dude is 6'6" 255 and runs a 4.65, plays D-end and is supposedly good friends with the Predator.

shakeyour$maker said...

New Year`s on Church Street? I`m really looking forward to this trip. Where did yall go when yall went to O-town a couple of years ago.

shakeyour$maker said...

Is "Peanut" Whitehead related to the old DL we used to have and now a Nawlins Saint...Willie Whitehead?

Dr.Feelgood said...

IF....funny

Haven't fully decided on Dallas yet. Still a slim chance I might take it to Orlando for New Years. Cross your fingers I know everyone of you are very excited

tigernation said...

We actually got in to Orlando late on New Year's eve last time so we didn't even go out. Jay, Hannah, Kim & I just got wasted in the Hotel room (orgy!).

Mako's looked like fun (girls in school girl skirts). If I get in the Embassy (walking distance) then I will be walking home with a random lady after the night is over.

No Whitehead is not related to Willie from N.O.

shakeyour$maker said...

Dr.- you are coming to O-town (not Oxford), end of story. "Bring it on down to Omeletville!!!"

Nation-Willie was great in his days on the plains. WOuld be kinda cool if they were related. Might have helped him make his mind up a little easier. Sounds like this kid is a freak of nature. I sure hope he comes to the Plains.

shakeyour$maker said...

Nation- Did yall go to Church Street at all on your last visit?

Daddy- What time are you gonna be done with class and shit today? Or are you finished with class and just studying? Do you have a final soon? Now your messin with a....Son of a Biiiatch...Now your messin witha Son of Bitch!

Dr.- Did I see your picks correctly?,,,,You picked against "WE"? WTF is wrong with you...you know that is "OUR" (WE) team.

tigernation said...

Shake$$$: Yes we wnt to Church Street for a little while after the game, lots of fun.

Now your messin with a son of a BIIIIItch. Can we PLEASE cover that song one day? I have been wanting to play that forever! It's by a super rock band by the name of NAZARETH!!

Daddy said...

I have two tomorrow, so today is a shitty study day. "..son of bitch!"

WE will prevail!

shakeyour$maker said...

Funny thing...that song has been coming on every-fucking-where I go...no shit. I get in my car and it comes on...I go to Touchdown`s for lunch...that song comes on. I guess I`m just gonna adopt the song as my theme song. I would absolutley love to cover that shit. We just have to get a gig with the whole band. Fat chance of that right now!

shakeyour$maker said...

Good luck with the studying Daddy!

Just think about me around 4:30 today and what I will be doing while sitting on the couch watching some tube with a nice "Week is Over Finally" Cocktail in my hand. Son of Bitch!

Daddy said...

Bastard!
Saturday finals should be against the law.

shakeyour$maker said...

DR.-Good thing you didn`t pick against WE. I had to go back and double check that pick. Nice work!

shakeyour$maker said...

What should be against the law is your beard!

shakeyour$maker said...

I guess I`m the only one here today who doesn`t have a damn thing to do at work. I`ve been doing what I can around the office, but I always end right back at the computer.

tigernation said...

Shake:

I'm here all day mother f$#%^r. Fat chance of a gig is right! I would still LOVE to get an acoustic gig lined up. I've been practicing and I am no better than when I left Auburn. I think I hit a wall with my Axe Skills.

Chuck D and I have some good open G tuned songs. You might want to listen to some of the Black Crowes stuff. No Speak No Slave, Sting Me*, You're Wrong (if you have it), Thick and Thin, etc.....

tigernation said...

Anybody had time to check out our commit list? It looks pretty freaking good. The only reason we are only ranked 7 in the nation is because we have 1/2 the commits as the other schools. The Atlanta Paper keeps going on and on about UGA having such a highly ranked class. It makes me sick, they fail to mention the fact that they have TWICE as many commits as anyone else. We have a higher ranking PER PLAYER than all but two in the top ten. UGA does this every year. They losd up on good commits then lose half of them because they can't qualify. They will end up with all 3 star players, wait and see.

shakeyour$maker said...

My Morning Song,Gone,etc... I`m thinking maybe some Beatles and Little Feat...Fat Man, Ive Been Down but not like this before, Dixie Chick, Spanish Moon...Maybe some G-Mule.

Daddy said...

Your right it is almost public ludeness it is so sexy!

tigernation said...

I love it! Great ideas across the board. Fat man and "I've been DOOOOWN but not like thiiiiis befooooore. Can't be 'rooound this kind of stuff no more!"

My morning song is fucking rippin!

Daddy said...

I would also like to hear some Annie Lennox!

tigernation said...

G-Mule: We have "Bad Little Doggie" down pat! There is another one I think it's called "Fallen Down."

shakeyour$maker said...

Man, I don`t usually get all caught up in the recruiting shit anymore. What you saw this year was part of my help in recruiting. I drove B. Cox and family all over town. I had Obamanu and Aromashodu come over to my place after a party along with Caddy and Dee Durham. (Not much fun with my shrine to the old South in the den) I drove Mix with fam and DEDE around town as well. Fellas I actually helped build this team we fielded this year, and we prolly would have won the national championship if they would have let me coach.

You never can tell how a player will turn out in college. So many overhyped players come in and never play or quit. The most notable in my mind has to be Darryl "Lectron" Williams. Very hyped coming in...scored one TD for AU against bama in `89 then was never heard from again. It happens a lot and I don`t like getting caught up in it. I trust TT`s judgement of players because most have come right in and performed up to their hype.

Daddy said...

I think "blind man in the dark" would be excellent!

tigernation said...

I agree on you points about over-hyping and how shit gets overblown. It is just impossible to ignore here in ATL. I just hope our guys turn out as good as advertised.

We should have let you coach.

shakeyour$maker said...

"She Said" is a good one by the Mule as well. I love "Worried Down with the Blues" too.

Daddy said...

Thats what "she said" is the best!

Daddy said...

I have got to go study now!
Shakes the clown, I may see you tonight since pretty much no matter what I make on my finals I will have the same grade.

Dr.Feelgood said...

I could never disgrace WE. Hulk would kick my ass and yours for pointing it out if that was the case.

Omeletville may be the destination. I will kep all of you on update.

If you are going to do Little Feat, may I suggest Willin'. IT would probably mave the crowd to tears.

tigernation said...

Already do Willin my man. That's one of our favorites. Get some good harmony going on that one, and my slide guitar never disappoints!

Dr.Feelgood said...

Makes me feel like a terrible friend. I have only seen practice sessions, and not a live show.

tigernation said...

Live shows used to be the talk of Auburn. Since everyone is grown up we have had a hard time finding time for what some would call "the greatest southern rock cover band in history."

Our piano player is lost in a world of alcohol, drugs, and loose women......wait a minute, I used to be lost in that world too! I think I may need to go back to those days.

Shakeshakemoney: PLEASE get us a show, I don't care if it's at the freaking "Strutting Duck" again. That is where it all started by the way.

shakeyour$maker said...

Struttin` Duck Friday Night December 9th at 10:00pm

Bo Tucker Trio Acoustical
Reuion Concert

"The Greatest Southern Rock Cover Band (Trio) Hits the Stage One Last Time To Play Some Of Their Greatest Hits That Helped this Rock Sensation Become Recognized Not Only In the US, But Around the Entire Globe."

"The Allman Brothers don`t hold a candle to these Boys from Auburn!"-Danny Bonadouche-Rolling Stone Magazine

"The Black Crowes Dream to be as Talented as these Performers fro Bo Tucker aka Milky White and the Cookies."--John Smith CEO,Billboard


Set 1 Song List
1) Mary Jane`s Last Dance
2) Character Zero
3) The Weight
4) And it Stoned Me
5) Hard to Handle
6) Don`t Keep Me Wonderin
7) Willin`--Don`t Bogart that Joint
8) Aint Wastin Time
9) Remedy
10)Cripple Creek
11)Thorn in my Pride
12) Life By the Drop
13) Into the Mystic
14) Angel From Monkeytown
15) Use Me Up

tigernation said...

I'm not sure I know a couple of those songs. "Into the Mystic" and "Life by the drop". I may have to work on those!

#'s 1-10 & 15 were STAPLES in the set list! By the way, what in the hell did you do with the list? I thought I told you to put it in a safe place, maybe where we keep the money. Actually, Chuck D still has the fucking list!!! I couldn't believe it when I saw it.

WE NEED TO PLAY!!!!!!! SOON!!!!!

Don't forget USE ME.....Fantastic Voyage......back into USE ME!!!

shakeyour$maker said...

We will put the list in a safeplace like a lockbox... Where we keep the money. If something happens to the list, we will make a new one and not tell anyone if we have forgotten anything off the original list. If my wife is to call while I am shagging my secretary, lie to her and tell her I am going over the list.

tigernation said...

We will only accept additions to the list by white owned businesses. All other proposals will be put on a separate (fake) list so that we can tell people they are on the list when they are not at all on the list.

tigernation said...

Shakey:

Do you remember this one....."You may know us as the Bo Tucker Band, but tonight we will be performing as....Donny Jive and the Uptown Five!"

Daddy said...

You have failed to mention any of the distinguished, talented, and rock god guest musicians-namely the ones who play the mouth harp!

tigernation said...

I'm terribly sorry Daddy! I totally forgot about your stunning lips and the work they did on hits such as "Wiser Time?" and other notable favorites. Your genius did not go unnoticed.

Daddy said...

Thanks! I give all my blow power to chucky now, since he has taken up the greatest instrument ever.

Dr.Feelgood said...

I had to post to reach the pinnacle 50th post on Kingdoms blog.

I am thinking maybe a post X-mas-reunion show on the banks of the mighty mississippi. Seeing how you all need to come visit anyhow, we could plan a weekend, throw party with Donny Jive and the Uptown Five.

With opening act THe Seth Andrews Band

shakeyour$maker said...

"Donnie Jive and the Uptown Five" played some great songs that night.
If I can remember correctly, we played "Mama told me not to come" and I think we even went so far as to play, "Strokin.`" I stroke it to north, and I stroke it to the south...I stroke it just about anywhere, and even in her mouth..I be strokin`. Requested by Mr. Courtney Leslie.

shakeyour$maker said...

Seth Andrews Band is freakin awesome. They will be a great opening band for DOnnie Jive.

tigernation said...

Who the fuck is the Seth Andrews band? And "who the fuck is Renee Zellwegga?"

shakeyour$maker said...

Seth Andrews band is a classic duo from North Alabama. They have had some great hits that have made it to number 1 on the charts. I`m suprised you haven`t heard of them. They might be as good as us.

Daddy said...

The seth andrews band played such classic covers as fastball, third eye blind, and the Christmas classic the little drummer boy.

shakeyour$maker said...

And they were damn good Daddy!

shakeyour$maker said...

I think they even threw in some Matchbox 20/20

Dr.Feelgood said...

My expertise tiger would be in The Seth Andrews BAnd. I was there manager back in '99. You may recall the platinum CD from the live show at Hueytown United Methodist Church.

Matter of fact, they covered Fastball so well, tht it put Fastball in a creative slump, and they have now turned over full credit for the song to Seth Andrews.

tigernation said...

Well that sounds like my kind of music! I only request a little "Blink 182" along with a healthy dose of "Lit". If they can't play that shit then I ain't listening! I am also a sucker for "Good Charlotte" and "Alien Ant Farm".

Daddy said...

No question they were damn good! Very uplifting and "intertwined" with a splash of Jesus!

tigernation said...

Oh, I see, "a splash of Jesus." Then they might not like the crowd we bring. Although the last time we played Hueytown United Methodist we rocked the freaking block!

shakeyour$maker said...

That`s enough of the jokes on Seth Andrew`s band. Everyone that has heard them knows they are second to "Oasis, the greatest band ever!"

Daddy said...

You forgot "Lifehouse"

Dr.Feelgood said...

very spritually moving, very spiritual really made Steve Wingo and Kim Braxton proud.

tigernation said...

Since you are the old Manager, where can I find a copy of some of their live stuff. I am a music fan (like Suman) so I don't want any studio shit.

shakeyour$maker said...

We stole songs from the likes of Third Day, Jars of CLay, Fastball, Fuel, Matchbox 2020, Van the Man Morrison, Teddy Pendagrass, and James Taylor

Daddy said...

Do you remember when yall had the special guest Baptist dancers-led by Jessica Simpson!

shakeyour$maker said...

Karl might still have a "fuckin bootleg"..Wiping spit off my face from Karl Lachey)

Daddy said...

I really think I still have a copy of that CD. I will look for it!

shakeyour$maker said...

You have the ONLY copy

tigernation said...

I get it. This is the little group Seth and Shea had at church! I have got to get some of that material.

Shakey: Do you have a copy of the old Bo Tucker tapes from the KA house? I'm being serious, I would like to hear that shit again!

Daddy said...

Itll make you "shthitt your panths"

shakeyour$maker said...

Yes...I`ve got it on the computer. Jana has the original copies on disc.

tigernation said...

Can you send me the material via the world wide web? I have to have it....it's the only way I can pick up chicks these days! JK

Daddy said...

I was a huge fan!

Dr.Feelgood said...

Teddy P - TURN 'EM OFF!!!

shakeyour$maker said...

Seth Andrews was not Seth and Shea. Seth and Drew were the entire band with CLonts handling the management. It was a great economical move for all parties involved.

Daddy said...

Was that stuff I burned for you shake not from the KA mansion

tigernation said...

OK, I'm sorry about my mistake.

Turn off the lights....light a candle........TURN 'EM OFF!!!!!!

Sorry Teddy, didn't know you were serious.

shakeyour$maker said...

Yes it was Daddy. I was just saying that Janice has the original copy that was given from the sound guys. I don`t know if I can send the music over the web by email...do you know how to do that anyone...nation?

tigernation said...

I have no idea how to do that. Don't sweat it. I think Chuck D may have one of the disks. I saw your Karl Malone quote...classic.

Louisiana is famous for Jazz...and you know Karl Malone love Jazz, especially Utah Jazz!

Daddy said...

oh, nope

shakeyour$maker said...

Richard is prolly pissed off at me for the short jokes.

Daddy said...

remember next time you eat eggs think baby chicken

tigernation said...

Richard will get over it, he needs to realize that he IS short. Nothing wrong with that, just a fact of life. Just like I have a belly, Gwin is a woman, and Clontz is doomed for life because he went to Bammer. Nothing wrong with any of that, just the facts of life.

shakeyour$maker said...

well fellas...I missed 4:20...so I`m gonna go home and set my clock back a few minutes.

Daddy said...

hemaphrodite, not full woman

tigernation said...

It's 5 freaking 30 here and I'm still at work. I will be enjoying 4:20 all night tonight since this nice young lady is coming over to share in the bowling.

Daddy said...

code names guys....no one can no our identities..Bill

Daddy said...

might see you later shakes

tigernation said...

Sorry "daddy"...I forgot we were using Navy Seal code names, I thought we were using Marine code names. My mistake, it will not happen again.

Daddy said...

its too late, we may be infiltrated

tigernation said...

I will handle the situation. No intruder will go unpunished.


Auburn 166

Wisco 6

And thier fans WILL say this..."LET's GOOOOOOOOO WISCOOOOOO!"

I've heard it and it is extremely obnoxious.

Daddy said...

Kingdonglover,
Just to let you know we have taken the blog over. It is no longer about football!

Daddy said...

When we roll out the barrells on that ass

tigernation said...

The Barrells will be rolling for sure. I just hope we don't sleep through the first quarter. Our guys are known for letting inferior teams hang around. And they do have a good offense. Their D is just plain terrible though. something like 99th in the country.

Daddy said...

Wisco hasnt seen anything like Kenny Irons

King of Tigerland said...

The blog is OURS, WE may use it for any purpose anytime. I did get a kick when I saw 80 posts at work and come home(after driving for a half hour it ATL when it was only 4 miles) to find 96!

Dr,

You have choice in the New Years decision. It has already been made. See ya in O town.

Diddy,
You are so right that tweed does not mix down there!

Shakes,
It is always 4:20 somewhere.

It is a beautiful thing to see the blog put to good use. Keep it up!

tigernation said...

No they haven't. The also have never seen ends like McClover and Groves. I read on one of their message boards that they have a tough time with speed rushers. If this is true then it could be a replay of the iron bowl

King of Tigerland said...

Get your mom a beer, she's got a bum leg!

Can AU perform with expectations?

King of Tigerland said...

They cant handle our D tackles and have very little experience with speed.

They dont have an answer for the AU Air Force.

tigernation said...

Does Eddie Gran go to MTSU?

Daddy said...

The days of Auburn choking are over! Auburn is now a pressure handling team! they made some mistakes early in the year, but they learned from every mistake and have improved.
the bad thing about the blog is yall may get fired and I may fail out of school!

Daddy said...

He deserves it!

tigernation said...

Which AU players are going to the Senior bowl. I heard it was 4 but you have to pay to read the whole article.

tigernation said...

Eddie does deserve it but he has been the heart and sould behind the running game. He will be SORELY missed. I do wish him luck if he takes the job.

Daddy said...

I heard MM is not

tigernation said...

I doubt Big Mac would go. I'm thinking Devin, Ben, Mix and TJ

Dr.Feelgood said...

Alright fellas, have a good weekend work is now wrapping up. Same bat time Same bat Channel Monday

Daddy said...

sounds about right

Daddy said...

By doc

Daddy said...

Peace! going to study

tigernation said...

Shakey:

Remember this one..."Ohhhh the chipmunks....fffffffpfpfpfpfpfppfptktktktktkktkptkptktpkpdkdkddpkd.....oh them little chipmunks"

tigernation said...

Eddie Gran possibly going to MTSU. He has been the brains behind some pretty good running backs, if he leaves we may lose some big recruits.

tigernation said...

I'm a little bored at work so I thought I would put a joke on here for y'all. I think I may have said it before but I love this joke.

"How do you keep an Alabama fan from masturbating?"

Paint his dick Orange and Blue and he won't beat it for 4 years!!!!!

Oh shit that hurts!