Have they even announced the AP team? If so will someone please copy and paste them on here?
Only the Walter Camp and FWAA, I think.
QB YoungRB BushRB WilliamsTE PopeWR Hass
Are those your personal picks or what?
i like the blog fellas, but it needs some aesthetic improvements! id like to hear your thoughts on how badly georgia is going to romp over the mountaineers, and your thoughts on how much sand is in bill loosier's vagina.
You listen here punk. We don't take too kindly to UGA fans around these parts! I know who you are you big red teddy bear. And no, there is no sand in my vag!
yes...I got sidetracked. Lots of sand in the Nation's vag. I am not done.Which Dawg team is going to show up? WVU will keep it within two scores and might even cover 8.5, as I am sure some will disagree. Their QB is better than DJ was his 2nd year. Alabama native. Mountaineers hang around.
Not only is there a lot of sand in his vagina, but there are plenty of penises in and out of it all the time.Georgia wins, they shouldnt have too much trouble with the mountainqueers.
I like UGA pretty big over WV. Just not a very exciting game. I hope DJ goes out in style running for as many yards as he throws.The two games I think are gonna be the SEC games to watch are Bama/TTand Miami/LSU. I think those will decide if the SEC is to winout in the Bowls. I like our chances.It`s not sand...it`s salt. His pussy somehow creates salt. After a long day of sitting on it, and sweating...it somehow forms right under his labia or what is better known as pussy lips. All he has to do then is take a sharp edge and scrape out the newly made "white gold." It`s pretty amazing stuff. Ask him to make you a shaker full of it sometime.
You people are gross. I do not have a vag nor do I use it to create a form of salt. I do, from time to time, use my hand as a vagina. It's not really the same though.
Why do you have to lie Nation?Last time we made homemade ice cream, we used your "Homemade Salt Rocks". Don`t be embarrased about what your body can produce, Loosiey. Hell, Gwin laid a turd longer than a banana and about as big as his thigh in girth. And what about your first period Bill. It is amazing what can come out of the human body.
Shakeyof"salt",That was not from my vag, it was from my wang. Remember, we rang out the juices from your girlfriend's sheets in the guest room. The resulting bottle's worth of jizz made for an interesting flavor of ice cream. I like to call it "milky white's cookie juice" flavor
I'll go with Georgia big. I think the Dawgs play as well in the Dome the second time around.The salt slice between the legs has also proved very useful in throwing Margarita parties.
Hey everyone, y'all need to watch monday night football tonight. I will be there in full Auburn Tiger force. You will be able to see me on the sideline right next to Arthur Blank. Shakey, I will be watching our boy Willie Whitehead try to stop Mike "Ron Mexico" Vick and his outbreaks.
We should market that salt. It would be a hit in Tuscaloosa I`m sure. "Pussy Salt...smells like fish, tastes like salt."
Whitehead is gonna Pop Vicks ass.
Mooga Mooga had a pretty good bachelor's party on saturday. I think I may have given myself a cold though due to partying with Davie a little too late into the evening. Got to see some good "tities in my face!""IN MY FACE!!!!!!!!!"Shakey, name that quote, who, where, and when.
Nation, Do you have your Austin 3:16 sign made??
No Austin sign, but I do have a "Jerichoholics" sign done up for this one.
Vick has the bad salt. Townernation has some interesting friends.
Kingdom,If you are talking about the ladiew then yes, they are VERY interesting. We used to party pretty hard with some of those ladies when I was living there.
New Zealand is unreal as well.
Where is she?
Where is who?
Kingdom:Please explain all thoughts clearly when posting. If we could read minds we would not be blogging on a site dedicated to the following of 18-22 year old football players.
IN MY FACENo clue of his name/ can`t rememberRob`s House Athens, GA2003 Mid-October, Night of Auburn/UF game (Duval has 20 yard kick for the win blocked)....Pissed...Disco Biscuits Concert at the GA Theater....Freaked out on chocolates...Leave Concert...Bill walks out in the middle of road in downtown Athens to hail a cab. Opens cab van`s door to find about 5 old people in Tuxedos. I wonder what the old peeps thought of our fucked up asses in those few moments of confuusion.Rob comes to pick us up in his truck without a shirt on talledega style.Get back to the house to just chill until we fall asleep. "Crazy" comes in as cracked out as one can be. "Pussy in my face...Stretch Discovery....GOAAHHHHHHH! SHIIITTTTTTT! (Takes a bump of his keys) GoOOOAAHHHHHHH! ShitTTTTTT!"One of the most insane things I have ever seen.
NOBODY DOES IT LIKE BRICE DOES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GOAHHHHAOHAHAHAHHHA......SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!
The name is Joe Brice. He showed up at our house for a party the night before thanksgiving.He is SCREAMING (3:30 am) outside by the fire about the same shit from our Athens experience....And we have an 80 year old lady that lives about 25 yards from our back porch.We ended up telling him we were adults and we don't yell obscenities in the neighborhood. He then left the party.Incredible!
THAT GUY from Athens who was Lorcetted out of his mind with Jacob's Dad laying down the law.
There is also pepper in sodiumnations puss. We used to call him salt 'n' peppa, and use him at bbq's to flava tha steaks.Beatin a dead horse.......NEVER!
I have been reading message boards on al.com and finebaum this morning and I have come to a conclusion.Bama fans (not u dr.) are the most unrealistic dilusional stupid people on the entire planet. They are absolutely drooling over this Tebow kid. Who gives a shit, really. If he goes to Bama then great, if not, so what. He is 18 fucking years old and these people act like their own personal lives will improve if this KID signs to play football. Then, after this story is all over the papers and internet, some of them have the nerve to say that all Auburn people can do is talk about Bama and whether or not this BOY is going to sign there. Fuck these ignorant people. They get their fucking ass pounded after they are "Back", they stay in a hole for about a month, and then its back to the same old shit. If Bama wins the Bowl game then I GUARANTEE you will hear about "next year and JPW drove the ball on Auburn, and we're back and wait till we get all our scholarships and we'll dominate like when we had the Bahr."Fuck that shit.No offense Dr. Feelgood, I just got to work and I'm in a bad mood and these morons pissed me off. Some of those people have nothing in their life to look forward too other than the decisions of a 18 year old BOY. It is extremely sad.
Thanks for leaving me out of that NAtion, because I could personally care less. Met Tebow in one of my glorious returns to the Capstone this season. Typical Florida boy, got gel dripping from the lobes.The delusional thing does run both ways, but then again thats what makes football so great in the south. Reason for the heighted Tebow talk is because Shula had last home visit with him yesterday. It would be nice to nail down what most have as the #1 dual threat QB coming up, but then again you never know how they will pan out.About the Back shit that Auburn cannot let go. Yes I give Auburn full credit for the Iron Bowl, but the back that I believe people are talking about is that the 4-9 and 6-6 seasons are over. Do you really believe 'Bama comes out next year and goes .500 or below?
Will Tebow go to Bama?My thoughts for an 18 year old kid coming out into the SEC football world with a choice between The Tide and The Gators....has to be a hard decision. I think that UF may have the upper hand considering it is his home state, parents both went there, and because he will have a better shot of coming right in to playing time.Bama already has QB`s that have been taken in as the "Second comings" with JPW, Barnes, Gullion, and Jimmy Johns. That is 4 QB`s that Tebow would more than likely play behind, or have to fight very hard for playing time. I think having a hotshot, highly rated player is a great addition to a recruiting season....BUT I also think it would be a smarter decision on Shula`s part to give it up on Tebow because he has so many other QB`s for a few years to come..and also because the OLine is so terrible...that should be where he is recruiting the most talent. Too many obvious holes in the O-line to overlook...and giving up 11 sacks to your most hated rival....Someone is gonna have to tell Shula what he needs to get for his team. You think he would know since this is SOOOO Obvious,...just shows you what caliber of a coach Bama has in Shula.
If Bama doesn`t get some experience on the O-line then they will for sure be back to the 6-6, or worse seasons. They still have not proved much since Prothro went down. Once he is back, JPW might have a great Offensive threat and might help spark the offense some, but I really don`t see the Oline helping matters any.I think Bama will improve, but the record at the end of next season will be worse. This season, Bama had the schedule perfectly made to make a nice run like they did. Next Season will be a little different. Trips to Knoxville, Gainesville, Baton Rouge, and a home game against "Undefeated in T`town" Auburn. Wins go down next season, L`s go up.
Dr. Feelgood,I personally think Bama will win 7-8 games next year. Much like I did before this year. Obviously with a break here and there it could be 9 wins. I have looked at the schedule and there is no way Bama loses more that 6 games after seeing the lineup. I know the unrealistic shit goes both ways and I really didn't explain my point correctly. I was really talking more about the hanging on every word of a 18 year old. I love Auburn football more than most things but I feel like I can separate my personal enjoyment of life from a group of 18-22 year olds. Sure, I am more happy when AU wins and my week usually goes better. But I'm not gonna try to shoot my son or divorce my wife because Tebow decided to go to UF.Just had to vent this morning.
Anybody get a chance to see Vick go crazy last night? Both of his rushing TD's and the Flee-FLicker TD were right in front of us.I had never seen him in person and after last night I must say this.Mike Vick is the REAL DEAL. He is the fastest man on the field bar none. When he wants to turn it on there is nobody who comes close. He may look great on TV but it is nothing like watching him live. The guy is out there with the best athletes in the world trying to kill him and he makes them look foolish....literally.If you ever get a chance to go to a game you have to go. He is amazing.
I don`t think VIck is that good!
Some funny Q & A with some of Auburn's players. Many of oyu may have seen this already but I think it is funny. the Irons boys are professional snap artists.Do you and Kenny have any competition with stats?“I just tell him to keep running like that and keep on running to the jungle. I told him I’d buy him a seesaw and monkey bars so he can swing around like a banana tree. He’s doing real good running to his jungle. I told him the end zone is his zoo and if he runs to the end zone he can be with all of his little animal friends. I just told him to treat the football like a banana. You treat the football like a banana and you won’t let anybody at the zoo take your banana peel. He was like, ‘Yeah, that’s true.’ And I was like, ‘Kenny, but it’s not yellow, it’s brown. Just think of it as an old banana and you’ve had out for weeks like you did at the house and it’s turned brown. Run with it and don’t let people strip it.’ He’s been running like a crazy wild child.Do you think he looks like a monkey?“He looks like somebody hit that kid 10 times. When Halloween comes around on Monday, he’s already got his costume. He’s already himself. I hope when kids come up to the door they don’t get too scared. I’m going to hang him up somewhere on the wall so everyone can see our Halloween decorations.” Quality stuff, but not the only Auburn player turning out quality print these days. The “Talkin’ Smack” column in The Auburn Plainsman struck gold in their one-on-one with Stanley McClover, the monstrous dreaded-up DE with more than a passing resemblance to the Predator. A sample of the whole goodness:Who’s the scariest player?Troy (Reddick). He’s just a big ol’ black dude. Big black dude stuck all up in his pads.OK, so what’s your biggest fear?Pertaining to what?Anything.Frogs.Alright, explain that.I’m scared of frogs. For real. If one’s sitting on my doorstep, I don’t go in the house. I’m scared of frogs.
I was joking about Vick, Bill. He may be one of the greatest athletes to play. The guy can move as smoothly as Walter Payton. He`s no Bo Jackson though!
I am the only person who is even close to having the abilities that Vincent "Bo" Jackson had. He ran about a 4.2 or faster at 225 pounds. I on the other hand ran a 4.6 at 175 pounds. This simple stat will prove to you that I should be on ESPN's 50 Greatest Athletes of all time. And I dare you to disagree. Shakey, you played on the KA Pledge football team.
All joking aside, I really would like to return punts for AU. I know I can at least fair catch the ball every time. Or pull a Tre and let the ball hit at the 28 and roll to the 6. Hell, I hear they give out Varsity Letters for guys who fumble 88% of the time they touch the ball.
All it takes to get a letter is one down my friend. You could fumble 100% of the time...but you would get that letter with 1 down.
Is that really all it takes? I thought you had to play a certain # of snaps or a % of games. I guess it is different in high school.
I really have no idea to tell you the troof Billz!
Well, I'm bored so I am rambling, sorry.It looks like Eddie Gran will be staying at least one more year. That's good considering Bennie Tate will be a freshman RB next year.Also, and I don't want to speak too soon; but big Al Borges seems to be coming back. I sure hope I am right. I am starting to believe all these Bama fans who say that Tubby is nothing without Borges.Hypo: If Borges leaves after next year, who do y'all think is a candidate for the O-C job?
O-line : We are returning everyone but JB. THey will ge better. I would not count on four losses for sure. Florida will be tough next year. Tennessee will be average. LSU might be average with a full Les Miles program.Vick: Vick would get alot better if he had a big time reciever. Sign up T.O. and the Black nation of the Falcolns win the Super Bowl.I am now really bored so kepp rambling
We`ll see about the O-Line CLonts. Not so sure they are getting better. I`m not trying to say Bama will lose 4 games next season...just wanted to point out some of the opponents and locations of the games. That shit makes a HUGE difference in SEC game. 2006 Road GamesArk.-Fayetteville..Could be an L with McFadden running every play.Florida-Gainesville...Could be a loss in the Swamp with revenge on the minds of every Gator.UT- Knoxville...Unreal for you to call the Vols mediocre when the mighty Tide BARELY escaped Bryant-Denny with a W against a more than horrible UT squad. I would chalk this one up as a loss for the Tide too.LSU-Baton Rouge...Will be another battle until the finish. Another L for the Tide.Auburn-@Tuscaloosa...Fear the Thumb! Thats right 5 in a row and another L for the Tide. That makes 5 losses on the year...hopefully Bama will schedule some weak non-conference teams to get those desired 6-Wins for Bowl consideration.
Sign T.O. and the whole city of Alanta will belong to the tribe and whites will be a minority!
The fifth finger is in the middle!
Delusional Alabama fans myass, you are delusional.Arkansas will not beat Alabama next year Mustain or not. No way impossible.Tennessee is mediocre, regardless of how the Tide played them. DO you base all your theories on Tide wins. If so Southern Miss plays us close every year but has only beaten the Tide twice. Tide wins in Knoxville.Florida will be a tough game.LSU will be a tough game, but by no means one that is a for sure loss. Auburn game is also up for grabs.So have you been watching the O-Line practice. They lost the leader before the AU game. They have a whole offseason to work out the kinks. I guess you don't see improvement so I will be worried.
2006 For the Tide Looks like this:Sep 2 Hawaii Tuscaloosa I would say a Loss here just to be a prick, but I think the Tide can handle the Rainbow Warriors if the Tide DB`s can keep up with the ever throwing June Jones.Sep 9 Vanderbilt* Tuscaloosa No Jay Cutler, No Upset for Vandy. Tide is rollin at 2-0.Sep 16 Louisiana-MonroeTuscaloosa Another cakewalk for Shula and Co.Rollin at 3-0.Sep 23 at Arkansas* Fayetteville, AR Not sure what will happen here...I`ll just say McFadden and Coach Nutt put a complete game together and upset the Tide.I will just put an * here to let everyone know this one could go either way and I wouldn`t be suprised. *4-0 or 3-1Sep 30 at Florida* Gainesville,FL Another romp here, just the opposite of the year before. L for the Tide. *4-1 or 3-2Oct. 7 Duke Tuscaloosa Another cakewalk for Shula.*5-1 or 4-2 Oct 14 Ole Miss* Tuscaloosa Should be a W for the Tide! I won`t be a prick even though I don`t know what to expect in this game of grabass.*6-1 or 5-2 (possibly 4-3) Oct 21 at Tennessee* Knoxville,TNUT will be ready for this game the whole season. I would count on the Vols to destroy JPW.*7-1(very doubtful) or 5-3 (possibly 4-4) Oct 28 Florida International Tuscaloosa Another cakewalk against one of the worst teams in NCAA history. Nice game Mal Moore!*8-1(No Way in Hell) or 6-3 (possibly 5-4) Nov 4 Mississippi State* Tuscaloosa Damn Croom`s teams really suck. Maybe whitey from Montgomery can pull the Dawgs through. Not likely.*9-1(The Bear is still Alive) more than likely 7-3 (hopefully 5-5)Nov 11 at LSU* Baton Rouge, LA LSU will not lose this game, end of story. No jinx against the Tigers at home in this game.*10-1(Bill`s puss makes gold now)realistic-7-4 (hopefully 5-6)Nov 18 Auburn* Tuscaloosa The Thumb is out!*10-2(I can disappear) realistic-7-5hopefully 5-7How bout them apples?Glad they aren`t my team!
I wouldn`t hold my breath waiting for that line to come around. All you had to do was watch the games and see the whole OL on their backs.I think "working out the KINKS" is an understatement. I would call it "working off the embarrassment"
Here is the wrap up9-2 Hawai'i ------------W9-9 Vanderbilt ---------W9-16 Louisiana-Monroe---W9-23 @ Arkansas---------W9-30 @ Florida----------L/W10-7 Duke---------------W10-14 Mississippi ------W10-21 @ Tennessee-------W10-28 Florida International-W11-4 Mississippi State------W11-11 @ Louisiana State-----L/W11-18 Auburn-------------L/W9-2, Florida will not blow out the Tide in Gainesville. I think the Tide drops two of those three. They could go either way. 7-5 is ridiculous.
Auburn schedule using Shakes Logic:9-2 Washington State - LNot done to well in past Pac-10 openers9-9 @ Mississippi State - W9-16 Temple - WNice solid tough game pick up here9-23 Tulane - WAnother tough one9-30 @ South Carolina - LSpurrier is tough at home especially after recruiting his own for a year10-7 Arkansas - LMcFadden goes wild. AHHHH!10-14 Florida - LLeak and Urban shows up to play.10-21 Louisiana State - LYou will take the loss for a moral win10-28 @ Mississippi - WEven Ed can't win this one11-11 Georgia - LFor revenge11-18 @ Alabama - LFirst loss in T-town. 4-7 Next yearNow for the reasonable fan I think AU goes 8-3 loses 3 of 4 (LSU, Florida, Gerogia, Alabama)
WHatever Dr. It`s too early to tell, but don`t think that just because Bama had a decent (lucky) year this past season, that they are back to winning 9-10 games a season. 7-5 is not an unreasonable prediction for next season by any means. I think that will be closer to what they actually do than 10-2 or 9-3.
Bullshit. you are so full of shit. Lucky my ass. Yes the Tennessee game was "lucky", but sometimes it takes luck. The same luck that went the other way in the LSU or we win their, and would not have been so down at the start of the Auburn game. 9-2 is very possible wipe the orange and blue crust away from your eyes and you will be a reasonble person. 8-3 at the worst 10-1 best and 9-2 median for Alabama.
Eveyone of those games are played at Dye Field in Auburn or at our other home field in T`town...Don`t you think that makes a little bit of difference.Auburn schedule 9-2 Washington State - WNo explanation needed!9-9 @ Mississippi State - WWin all day!9-16 Temple - W9-23 Tulane - W9-30 @ South Carolina - WHe`ll need more than a year of recruiting to beat Auburn.10-7 Arkansas - WMcFadden or not! 10-14 Florida - WPlaying at home helps get the W. Bama proved that this past season.10-21 Louisiana State - WMoral Wins? No we are not Bama my friend! Revenge is the word here!10-28 @ Mississippi - W11-11 Georgia - WNo SHockley No W and home field!11-18 @ Alabama - WNot the First loss in T-town. AU wins BIG!12-0 Bitch...that`s right SECCG is a W as well, on the way to the NC game! Write it down Bitch!
If either team will lose 3 of the 4 (LSU, UT, UF, AU/Bama) it will be the Tide. Auburn has the schedule in their favor to really make a championship run. The cards have to fall the right way, but they are in place and ready to be played.
Dr.---Word of the day for you...JEALOUSY!!!After next season, will Auburn be considered a Dynasty? By the way, What are your thoughts on the next Brodie Croyle...Mr. Tebow?
I will burn in hell before I am ever Jealous of Auburn.No you have to win trophys for a dynasty, not beat a rival team. Especially when the rival team was 4-9 and 6-6 2 of the five years you will speak of and your 7-5 next years prediction shouldn't make it more impressive.Did Tebow pick Alabama?? I haven't checked it
Check this article out clonts. Remember her!Alabama 54, SE Louisiana 4912/10/2005, 11:17 p.m. CTThe Associated Press TUSCALOOSA, Ala. (AP) — Lauren Hill scored 10 points and Katie Mastin hit four clutch free throws in the final 30 seconds as Alabama defeated Southeastern Louisiana 54-49 in a defensive struggle Saturday night.Hill was the only player for Alabama (4-3) to score in double figures.Dee Merriweather pulled down 15 rebounds and blocked three shots for Alabama as the Crimson Tide dominated the boards, pulling down 49 rebounds to 24 for Southeastern Louisiana.
yeah I had a class with her right before I left. BRother pilled himself into Rehab, and sister becomes star athlete as a sophomore (last year)
That`s crazy...Bryant`s in rehab?He hasn`t announced yet....4:00 CST
he looked like death last time I saw him.got arrested working for Fed Ex package distribution center for opening people stuff and stealing their medicine.
Auburn`s Dynasty will have nothing to do with how good Bama was...We have beaten some very good teams in the past 2 seasons and if we go undefeated next season that will be 32-1 in the SEC in a three year span and 37-2 overall. I think that is a Dynasty.
Wow thats some crazy shit!
I thought Tigernation would be around this afternoon...I guess he`s off making salt or something.
Well Dr. I gotta go run a couple of places before 5. I`ll holla at you!
Well I see that shakes and dr. are the only participants today!I am through with finals and I am about to put on an illegal smile!Merry F-ing Christmas!By the way, the Hogs will beat bama!
is every person on this southern football forum an auburn fan.And tim tebow is the best thing since bo jackson career ending injury
Tim Tebow is going to Florida! Sorry llama! I guess, at least yall will have another excuse!
Bama will get Tebow
congrats on finals daddy
bamallama,Unfortunately for the most part, yes, many are AU fans. The UGA and Bama fans can't handle the truth when it comes to SEC football. I would love to get a big contingent of many fans so please feel free to invite whoever.
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