Will Muschamp is a God

Again, yes, he is a god. A man-god who mearly walks among mortals cussing and and staring with the intensity of a mad man. His defense is amazing. What if Auburn had an offense who could get a second half first down? What if Auburn had a head coach with the balls to kick it deep and trust your amazing athletes (ie:Muschamp's players) on kick coverage? Yes, Will Muschamp is a God. And the Bulldogs want him back.............

JUST HOW BAD IS WILL MUSCHAMP?

When Muschamp takes a swim, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Muschamped.

Will Muschamp doesn't read offenses. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Muschamp makes chuck norris sit down to pee.

Before Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Will Muschamp.

Will Muschamp once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebarand a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54.

Will Muschamp could kill Chuck Norris nine different ways with his head set and four different ways with his play chart.

Will Muschamp sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of Will.

Will Muschamp doesn't fart, he detonates

Superman wears Will Muschamp pajamas to bed.

Will Muschamp does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Will Muschamp didn't hang the moon. He stared down an asteroid and it stopped in it's tracks.

Will Muschamp's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no onefools Will Muschamp.

Will Muschamp was originally cast as the main character in 24, but wasreplaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and savethe day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Will Muschamp doesn't cut his grass, he dares it to grow.

Will Muschamp used to beat the sh*t out of his shadow because it wasfollowing to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.

They say that Superman's only weakness is kryptonite.

Will Muschamp laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

Will Muschamp's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Will Muschamp will not take sh*t from anyone.

Will Muschamp once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.

Will Muschamp can build a snowman out of rain.

Will Muschamp's wristwatch has no numbers on it. It just says, "Time to kick ass."

The Daily Football Fix will forever be known as the Daily Champ per Will Muschamp.

Thank you, Mooga, much appreciated to whomever came up with this.