Did you drink a little too much there Mr. Loosier?
I had a couple of beers while we cooked out yesterday afternoon, but decided to stop drinking early since I had to get up and come to work this morning. It sucks that the 4th was on a freakin Wed. this year. You can`t tie that along with a weekend and get an extra day off.
dude we went on the lake at 12 and didn't get off till 930. then i went to a buddy's house and stayed up till like 4 in the morning. so stupid but lots of fun.
and yes, i got wasted yesterday so work is sucking ass today.
Quote of the day from the lake......"anybody can sleep with sluts Bill".....Chucky D
Chuck D always knows the right words to put your ass in your place.
The other night when we were practicing at his house before the gig...when you thought a song was in a certain key...and he thought it was in another key...then we played the cd and Chuckie ws right....The face he made at you was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. You could just read "I told you so" across his his expression.
yeah he loves getting me like that, especially when he doesn't have to actually say "i told you so".
and he wasn't completely correct in his comment yesterday. Not everybody can sleep with sluts, just most people
also, there was a consensus agreement among my buddies wifes that once i get to Auburn i can't even hook up with anybody under the age of 23. something along the lines of "skank this, skank that, you should do better blah blah blah" It was a funny conversation
daddy - that is ridiculous. it wasn't so long ago that i was with a 19 year old so i guess anything can happen. i'm not really all that interested in any as young as my sister though. thats a little gross.
I saw it on AL.com, Nation. Tip of the iceberg?? Hell these bastards have more violations to report. Those are just the beginning. What does the NCAA do to a school that has just starred down the barrell of the gun? Bama was an inch away from getting the death penalty. Now that proabation is finally over, will the NCAA cut them slack for minor infractions...or nail that ass to the cross?
I don't see how a GA giving an recruit and his entire family a ride is minor. Auburn got put on prbation for that inthe seventies when dad was in school.
Hell, colorado got 2 years for giving meal discount passes to walk-ons.
And by "tip of the iceberg" i meant that the largest part of the story is still below the surface
I hope that Bama doesn`t get in trouble this time though. It is bad enough having to listen to the excuses after the past few years of UAT football. I know it is hard to not do what the school does best...cheat...but you would think after the ride UAT has been on with the NCAA, that the Tide would be on top of everything and not let any violations happen.
I guess Saban and company see just how far UAT will have to climb to catch up with the rest of the SEC`s best, and will do anything to get the program up there at the top again.
As much as I have laughed and poked fun at UAT the past few years, I feel like something is missing. I guess it is just the fact that Alabama has dropped from the most anticipated game of the season to third or fourth best game of the season. Don`t get me wrong...I can`t stand UAT, but it might make things more fun if they were a better team and school. Saban should help the "Better Team" aspect, but only if he can do it without breaking rules. And if Bama does get in trouble...it will suck for the sake of "Quality Wins" and "Strength of Schedule" (Ex. AU vs. UAT 2004)....but as usual, it will be kinda funny.
a)Lower Level State University (admissions standards recently lowered by the way) b)haven for redneck cokeheads c)Coaching Carousel(sp?) d)Reserve for dead Bears e)Institition of higher cheating f)All of the above
I`m celebrating like a bastard tonight. Just put an expensive ass unit under contract, and will receive a bonus on top of my commission. Shaking my $maker right now!!! "Shake it baby, shake it baby, all night....shake it baby shake it baby, ALRIGHT!
Whether you are on the water, in a backyard, or just sitting in a recliner drink a cold one for the country.
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Happy Fourff of Juli
gymtastic fourth to everyone from the tiggggggernation.
I'll be sunning on the lake all day tomorrow. bitches
Happy 5th of July
I......feel.....absolutely terrible.
worst hangover in months
Did you drink a little too much there Mr. Loosier?
I had a couple of beers while we cooked out yesterday afternoon, but decided to stop drinking early since I had to get up and come to work this morning. It sucks that the 4th was on a freakin Wed. this year. You can`t tie that along with a weekend and get an extra day off.
dude we went on the lake at 12 and didn't get off till 930. then i went to a buddy's house and stayed up till like 4 in the morning. so stupid but lots of fun.
and yes, i got wasted yesterday so work is sucking ass today.
Quote of the day from the lake......"anybody can sleep with sluts Bill".....Chucky D
Chuck D always knows the right words to put your ass in your place.
The other night when we were practicing at his house before the gig...when you thought a song was in a certain key...and he thought it was in another key...then we played the cd and Chuckie ws right....The face he made at you was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. You could just read "I told you so" across his his expression.
yeah he loves getting me like that, especially when he doesn't have to actually say "i told you so".
and he wasn't completely correct in his comment yesterday. Not everybody can sleep with sluts, just most people
also, there was a consensus agreement among my buddies wifes that once i get to Auburn i can't even hook up with anybody under the age of 23. something along the lines of "skank this, skank that, you should do better blah blah blah" It was a funny conversation
dont listen to wives bill, 18 and up is fair game
i feel fairly good considering the amount of alcohol consumed yesterday. got a little sleepy hangover, but other than that not too severe
glorious 5th shakes
if nation gets an 18 year old, he would more than double her age.
Auburn needs a new bowling alley. An alley like the one we went to in Memphis would be awesome.
daddy - that is ridiculous. it wasn't so long ago that i was with a 19 year old so i guess anything can happen. i'm not really all that interested in any as young as my sister though. thats a little gross.
No way i'm older than 36
Anybody see where bama reported more violations? tip of the iceberg if you ask me.
I saw it on AL.com, Nation. Tip of the iceberg?? Hell these bastards have more violations to report. Those are just the beginning. What does the NCAA do to a school that has just starred down the barrell of the gun? Bama was an inch away from getting the death penalty. Now that proabation is finally over, will the NCAA cut them slack for minor infractions...or nail that ass to the cross?
I don't see how a GA giving an recruit and his entire family a ride is minor. Auburn got put on prbation for that inthe seventies when dad was in school.
Hell, colorado got 2 years for giving meal discount passes to walk-ons.
And by "tip of the iceberg" i meant that the largest part of the story is still below the surface
I hope that Bama doesn`t get in trouble this time though. It is bad enough having to listen to the excuses after the past few years of UAT football. I know it is hard to not do what the school does best...cheat...but you would think after the ride UAT has been on with the NCAA, that the Tide would be on top of everything and not let any violations happen.
I guess Saban and company see just how far UAT will have to climb to catch up with the rest of the SEC`s best, and will do anything to get the program up there at the top again.
As much as I have laughed and poked fun at UAT the past few years, I feel like something is missing. I guess it is just the fact that Alabama has dropped from the most anticipated game of the season to third or fourth best game of the season. Don`t get me wrong...I can`t stand UAT, but it might make things more fun if they were a better team and school. Saban should help the "Better Team" aspect, but only if he can do it without breaking rules. And if Bama does get in trouble...it will suck for the sake of "Quality Wins" and "Strength of Schedule" (Ex. AU vs. UAT 2004)....but as usual, it will be kinda funny.
"If somebody will cheat, they'll lie and steal"
Hmmmmm....S.A.T. analogy time
Saban is to Liar as UAT is to____?
a)Lower Level State University (admissions standards recently lowered by the way)
b)haven for redneck cokeheads
c)Coaching Carousel(sp?)
d)Reserve for dead Bears
e)Institition of higher cheating
f)All of the above
Answer is F, All of the Above.
Nice work Nation..you really put some thought into that post.
I`m celebrating like a bastard tonight. Just put an expensive ass unit under contract, and will receive a bonus on top of my commission. Shaking my $maker right now!!!
"Shake it baby, shake it baby, all night....shake it baby shake it baby, ALRIGHT!
Happy 9th of July everyone!
The real day of Independance
Shakes - i think we need to cover Easy E's "college girls are easy". So funny
"Everywhere i go fly girls will please me, east to west college girls are easy"
bored today, anybody here?
present
check out the sky bar website for bo tuck (idlewild) pics from june 16
Happy 10th of July everyone.
Daddy-- Let`s roll today. Prolly be sometime arounnd 4:30 or 4:45 before I mmake it home..
cool with me
Yeah you boys better start practicing, I'll be there before you know it and the fun will be over.
When are you moving, by the way? Waiting on an opening at the retirement community?
ha ha funny.
whenever i can get a job and we can close this thing out. i guess around the first couple of weeks of august if i can
cool, right in time for football. You find a place to live?
haven't started looking yet. i really want to wait until i have a job lined up. Shouldn't be too hard to find a place though.
maybe i'll just live in yours or shakes guest room!! ha ha
You know if you need to you can. It would be like grandpa coming to live with us! But I also agree that you shouldnt have any trouble.
Any job prospects yet?
i've applied lots of places but no really firm prospects yet. we'll see i guess
how do you circumsize a bammer????
Kick his sister in the jaw
got some 10 second cell phone videos of Bo Tucker at the Ale House that i'll send out soon.
Got the new Brothers of a Feather CD. Different than I thought, but pretty good. Gives you a good idea what the next years album will sound like.
Happy Friday the 13th of July!
Headed to Charleston right now boys, i'll be sunning on the beach tomorrow bitches.
Jacob gave me 80% odds on this one girl i used to know up there so lets hope he's right!!!!
See ya!!
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