Wednesday, April 11, 2007

2007 SEC Champion is.........

Time for the first installment of Wilbur Picks of 2007. Something has to be done about the lack of interaction on the DFF lately as I am deeply disapointed and hurt that all effort is going for naught. Ahh, the good ol days of dozens upon dozens of posts when we had song lyrics going as well.

*REPUBLISHED VERSION BASED ON THE NURSE's VERBAL ASSAULT*

EAST

1. Tennessee-Fulmer gets back on top the East with what may be his last chance. Tennessee will replace the recievers and Ainge will toss for 3000 yards and 20 TD's. They beat the pants off Georgia in Knoxville as well as Alabama and Florida along the way. They won't be undefeated as UTK always drops one somewhere.

2. Georgia-They are a joke in the east until the beat Florida. Period bu this is the year. Fat Matt has the best arm in the SEC, lets see if he can use it behind a juco offensive line. The defense will be rebuilt and Auburn always runs on Georgia...and its in Athens and Auburn always wins in Athens. UGA goes as far as their O-line takes them.

3. Florida-Word out of Gainesvegas is that the coaches are worried about Tebow's slow release. Defenses will stack the box until he proves he can throw downfield. No matter of misdirection will work if 8-9 are chasing from all angles. Defense? What defense? Derrick Harvy is all that is left. Gators lose 3...maybe even to FSU in G-ville to wrap the season.

4. South Carolina-How many freshmen will SOS play? Tons and he will throw the ball all day with 3-4-5 wide sets. Tebow runner up Chris Smelley will even see time and Blake will get in another fight with a bouncer and lose. Defense will be good as Jasper Brinkley returns and he had twice as many tackles as anyone else last year. Actually, he was the defense. And he wore #52.

5. Kentucky-Andre Woodson is back and that is all that matters. If he can keep his mind this year, the Cats might even beat Tennessee and challenge for Atlanta. We shall see if they have the D to support the O it is back to B-ball on grass for Kentucky. Any early losses and basketball season starts earlier for Billy Gillespie & Co.

6. Vanderbilt-Earl Little is it. Best reciever on the league on the second worst team. Who cares?



WEST

1. Auburn-Can Brandon Cox stay healthy because the rest of the weapons are in place? Can an offensive line gel to protect the most brittle QB in the land? If so, then Auburn's offense could climb back to the top of the SEC scoring stats with a quickness. The defense might be the best Tubs has ever had with Q returning to play a lil stand up DE. The farther we get away from last season, the more amazed I am at the job that DC Muschamp did with his defense. They won games against LSU and Florida almost single handedly. Again, this could be the best Auburn defense in a while. AU wins 10+ a road upset at LSU or Florida. The scariest games are actually the first two at home. And of course they paste Bama, again!

2. LSU-Auburn gets the nod over LSU simply because of the experienced QB. Running roughshed over Miami in the Peach Bowl for Matt Flynn is not enough. The Tigers are stacked with athletes and a great defense. The Q is whether Les Miles can manage not to screw it up.

3. Arkansas-Nuttcase staves off the attempted assasination of the Springdale 5 to save his job and Broyles is leaving. How can life get any better for him? If he wins as he is allegedly still on the hot seat in Fayetteville. However, he still has 5 and a Dick at QB. We shall see if the defense can rebuild after losing their soul to the NFL.

4. Ole Miss-The light goes off for Brent Schaeffer this year as he becomes a mini-Vick(college edition not Falcons). The big Q is how does Ole Miss replace their amazing linebackers from the last few years? The Rebels win a few games they are not suppose to and beat Bama.

5. Missy State-Beats the hell out of Bama by 40!

6. Alabama-Nick Satan rolls into town and not much changes other than pissing off the world. Can Alabama be even more hated now? The answer is yes, as the people who name their sons after Bammer legends will run Nick to Lake Burton in a few years. Seriously, he averages 2.75 years at a school and will not deliver a NC to Tuscaloosa. Put that in your pipe and smoke it! Alabama will win more games this year, but not many. JP and the top two recievers return on offense, but that is it. Did they really want the o-line to come back? Defense will be anchored by the secondary but it won't matter since they will be tackling runners who break through the front seven and not defending passes. Bama's D-line was decimated by departures and will be run on this year....plenty. The 3-4 defense is conducive to blitzing and confusion, not stopping the run. Bama wins 2 if they are lucky. Saban run out of town by December!



Auburn beats Tennessee in a rematch of 2004 to go the Sugar Bowl.

Sincerely,

Wilbur Churchill

The King of Tigerland and the Crytal Ball of College Football

77 comments:

tigernation said...

Pretty good post there Wilbur.

Although i would be hesitant to put AU at a firm #1 in the west. LSU has the most talent as we all know and we have to go down there this year. I think we have lost the last 2 or three down there so i have a hard time thinking we'll pull it off, but who knows. If we do then i would say we'll win the west. I think a 9-3 regular season is about where we'll end up.

The rest of the picks are about right though.

But i sure hope we win the west, that would be a pleasant surprise.....all up to Cox, the WR, and the O-line.

King of Tigerland said...

LSU has the best defensive player in Glenn Davis and if he is kept in check we have a chance.......I am hoping so!!!!!!!!!

King of Tigerland said...

I absolutely think we are capable though with our defense, it all depends on Cox.......I did make another mistake though...Bama will be last not missy state!!!!!!!!!jk, dr.

I did mention the West winner will be the winner of AU-LSU though

New laptop just arrived at work so I am going to go get it. Holla and about damn time!!!!!!!!!!!

tigernation said...

His name is Glen DORSEY.....so much for the crystal ball of College football!

Dr.Feelgood said...

The reason activity is low is because of dumbass pro auburn posts EVERYTIME.

Unfortunately I am not able to post as much due to my schedule. Hopefully that will change soon and I will be back to numerous posts with you clowns. So I don't want to hear the "I have given you the reins" excuse because right now I don't have the means to post regularly.

But moronic rankings like these are enough to make me not want to read the blog

Have you lost your fucking mind? I will accept the auburn lsu top but the next two are fucking comical. There is a complete meltdown going on in Arkansas. The only 2 recruits worth a shit in last years class are gone. The offensive coordinator is gone. Another terrible recruiting class coming. Rumors of an inappropriate relationship with Nutt and a reporter are coming out. Broyles is gone. They have McFadden and monk. That's it fuck 3rd in the west.

Ole miss is not even worth arguing about. This has got to be the biggest fucking joke of the post

And then Alabama in 2nd to last in the west. Returning EVERYONE except for Darby on offense and filling defensive holes with players who have playing experience from last year. Not to mention a coaching hire that will add a new energy to the program. I am not by any means saying we will win the west 3rd would be fine. 4th acceptable with debate but 5th. Seriously kingdom? Behind Arkansas and ole miss. Fuck you. Terrible post.

Peace out. Won't be around for the rest of the day especially reading ignorant posts

Daddy said...

Dr., getting a little teste (pun intended).

I like the picks. I do agree that the hogs are up in the air. Frank Broyles leaving is not necessarily bad though. I did not know about this reporter thing. Details?

King of Tigerland said...

HAAAAAA!!!!

I love the reaction. Maybe a post like this was needed to get a reaction?? F'n A, Dr!

How many downs is Saban gonna play???? The midget would blitz every time!!!! The one coach in the SEC shorter than Terry Bowden!!!!!!!

King of Tigerland said...

Who am I(with hand above head)???

Nick Saban cutting his grass!

Blogging from the office for the first time...dude, I got a Dell and it is sweet.

King of Tigerland said...

So Nutt pulled a Dubose/Bowden? We need details, teasing us is like telling us you have a great secret and then a "nevermind". Shame, Dr., shame on you!

tigernation said...

The rumor of the Nutt affair has been around for a couple of months. apparently he sent over 2000 text messages to a certain TV reporter and not a single text to Zeimba or Burns....hot water from boosters.

I will agree with DR that 5th is a little low for bammer, hell, the whole west is a toss up right now. But i would say 1)LSU 2)AU 3)Bama or Arky....then the missy schools.

I did laugh out loud when i read "Fuck You Terrible post". That really is funny

King of Tigerland said...

Due to the nurse's verbal assault today's post has been edited and reposted. RAMMER JAMMER YELLER HAMMER GO TO HELL ALABAMER!!

Dr.Feelgood said...

Yeah this shit with Nutt is getting deep here

Its getting more like price. Supposedly a univ credit card was used. Also reports that she sent mustsun nasty emails telling him how bad he sucked. A booster is apparently the one who broke the story. All this from Monday

Ole miss 4th. Another fuck you kingdom. I lied I will check in

King of Tigerland said...

I have heard a bit about this already, didn;t know it was her. Her email was published and the university has it now.

And back at ya, Nurse!!!

King of Tigerland said...

Ole Miss was always first, now Bama is in the cellar with a new coach coming before Chistmas.

I have given you every opportunity to rebut and post but...NO! All we hear about is the lack of internet access in Arkansas. Is it any different than Tuscaloosa other than ducking from the drive bys?

King of Tigerland said...

fourth...excuse me

Dr.Feelgood said...

Nurse is gay. Fuck you again. I should be a cookie cutter and call you queen and then it would be a rivalry

Óle miss 4th. Fuck you.

Terrible post and you know it

Dr.Feelgood said...

I can contribute on the blackberry but can't post

Fuck you again

Dr.Feelgood said...

I can contribute on the blackberry but can't post

Fuck you again

tigernation said...

You can also double post via blackberry.

Why don't you ladies quit bickering and duke it out blog style. I'll mediate and crown a winner on Monday of next week.

The Rules:

Each one of you fags will attempt to come up with a derogatory post(front page) complete with pics and a story (true or made up) about the other person. Keep it R-rated and nothing about family members. You have until Monday morning next week to complete your post.

It can be about anything, football or not, and it can include personal pics, videos, documents, etc....

Careful not to cross the line into hurtful but please walk that line closely, i want to see some creativity and imagination.

Go

ShakeYour$Maker said...

Looks like this place has gotten a little hostile! I somewhat agree with Kingdom`s post...but not fully.

SEC West
1) AU/LSU (Too Early to call, Pre-season Injuries could make this an easier pick closer to the season.)
2) AU/LSU
3) Ark. (Although they are losing some players, they still should be pretty damn good. Yall have named Monk and McFadden, but yall forgot about the other half of the monster, Felix Jones!)
4) Bama/Ole Miss (Rebels should be improved but not good by any stretch of the imagination.)
5) Bama/ Ole Miss (Bama is the same mediocre team they were from a year ago...the players with some playing experience that the Dr. speaks of as being "Hole Fillers" are just as mediocre as the player that was in front of him. Bama goes 6-6 or 7-5.)
6) Miss St. (Although they are in dead last, the Bulldogs will still find a way to bring their winning streak against Bama to 2.)

tigernation said...

The loser will be banned from posting and commenting for one full week. The winner will obviously have bragging rights, and that should be enough.

I have changed my mind about how the winner is decided. We will put it to a vote of all readers and contributors of the DFF. (excluding you 2 of course)

Once the posts have been submitted the voting can begin...ending on monday at 10 am eastern.

ShakeYour$Maker said...

This "Duking Out" is between the Doctor and Kingdom...I don`t want anything to do with this because as a good friend always tells me "I don`t fight Fair!"

tigernation said...

Yes, the "Duking" is only between Kingdom and DR. Everyone else is only required to vote on a winner.

"Fighting fair" is against the rules.

Calls to old friends and/or ex-girlfriends for stories is encouraged.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Shakes you are added to the fuck you list

My alcohol intake might affect a Monday post, but I am game

Any reasonable person even barners know how absurd this is

Fuck you all

ShakeYour$Maker said...

SEC East is also another race that will be close and very hard to predict. I always think of UT, UF, and UGA as being the front runners...but with the re-emergence of USC and UK, it is hard to not think of them pulling off some upsets this season (UK over UGA last year!!!). I`m sure this will change before the season starts, but as of right now, I would rank them:

1) UF
2) UT
3) USC
4) UGA
5) UK
6) Vandy

Dr.Feelgood said...

Also I will gladly take a week off if I have to read this shit every day

ShakeYour$Maker said...

Why in the hell would I get a "Fuck You?" I said Bama would finish 4th or 5th in the West. That isn`t dead last. Quit cryin you bitch!

ShakeYour$Maker said...

Dr.--Can you please let everyone know how your SEC divisions stack up this preseason? I can`t imagine your picks being that much different than mine! Don`t be gay!

tigernation said...

Ok Tuesday morning...to allow for DR and King's alcohol to leave their system

King of Tigerland said...

fuck all ya'll.....I didn't start this shit...dr cant even post

Dr.Feelgood said...

Marriage affects the mind

Be tomorrow maybe

King of Tigerland said...

my real estate test is monday morning....I dont need this

King of Tigerland said...

marriage affects mind and body

King of Tigerland said...

...and I can't be banned due to the fact that I pay for this damn thing!!!!

King of Tigerland said...

I try to get some action going and all I get is a "Fuck You"

tigernation said...

Come on now just play along. How about some creativity and little jab at each other. It might be a fun little game fo the two of you

Dr.Feelgood said...

See one angry post from myself adds more comments than this site has seen in months

For that post you deserve another fuck you kingdom

You will get them all day long

King of Tigerland said...

the hell with this......waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over the damn line, dr.

ShakeYour$Maker said...

I`m never getting on here again. Yall use the "F" word too much. Poop mouths!

tigernation said...

Oh are the wittle girwls getting their wittle feewings hurt? :( boo hoo

lola said...

good lord. such pent up frustrations. btw, congrats shakes. now, all this started with wilbur's 2007 picks. well, i sure as heck hope they are better than last years, cause every pick i ran, lost 100 bones. so much for crystal balls. (that's almost funny)... play nice and no more bad nurse comments, please. (i keep thinking you are talking to me). oh, and do you really care who nutt is texting. so much drama over 1 kid with "the arm" that passed for 10 td and 9 interceptions. hell, even my qb was the hula bowl mvp.

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cousinlarry said...

What the hell happened? I leave you guys alone for a second, and everything goes to shit. My vote in the post war to come will automatically go to the Dr. due to the King's "waaaaaaaaay over the damn line" comment. How do you go over the line on a blag? Boo!

cousinlarry said...

blog

John said...

I missed a lot of blog action yesterday i see.

FUCK.....just joining the "F" club.

Shakes, you around all weekend? I may get off before noon today, since I have worked 40 hours this week already. We may need to go to the driving range.

John said...

wont let me post as daddy. king get on it.

tigernation said...

gay....ass....john

redoak4life2 said...

Hello gentlemen, mind if I join DFF again?

John said...

You may

ShakeYour$Maker said...

What up Red Oak? You remember when little CLonts and I used to whip yours and the doctor`s asses.

You got any picks for the SEC Divisions, Bol?

redoak4life2 said...

Can you imagine if the 4 of us tried that again? Tuckey Bowl '07...get your tickets now!!

Here are my picks:
WEST-AU, LSU, UAT/ARK,Rebels, Dogs...I just think that Muschamp has had enough time to teach these guys his style of defense, and they are going to bust some skulls in the fall. Not to mention the stable of running backs Borges will have to work with. The Tigers vs. Tigers game will decide the west again. I give Bama a chance at 3rd place in the West, but they have a bunch of opponents coming off BYE weeks before their respective games with the Tide. So you never know. Satan will have them ready to play, thats for sure.

I don't really keep up with the East that much, but here goes:

EAST-UT,USC,UF,UGA,UK,VANDY.....I say this b\c of Angie and his class or new guys. Spurrier could coach the 120 lb. Oxford PARD Redskins Pee Wee team and still have a shot. and I think that TEBOW left, right, or up the middle will not work long. All it takes is one Def. Cord. to figure him out, and he is done.

But I am thinking that the SEC is going to just continue to beat each other up like they do every year, and the ND and Southern Cal's of the world will benefit from it.

ShakeYour$Maker said...

Amen to those picks Red Oak. I like the South Carolina pick at #2 in the East. Those Cocks were only a couple of plays away from having a GREAT season last year! A dropped TD pass against AU, and a blocked FG attempt at Florida cost them a couple of big wins. Spurrier got them close to turning the corner last season....I think he will make the turn this season.

ShakeYour$Maker said...

Red Oak--There will not be an undefeated SEC team by the end of the regular season. If the SEC can win the non-conference games on the schedules, then any team that can make it out with just 1 loss should play for the NC, no matter if the Big 10, Big 12, or Pac 10 have undefeated teams. No other conference has the talent level (Examples UF vs. Ohio St. and LSU vs. ND), speed, environments, rivalries, or rabid fans like the SEC. Everything else around the rest of the nation is crap. (Except Clemson Tiger Football, Lola!!!!)

redoak4life2 said...

I totally agree with you, and seasons like last year will continue to improve the SEC's chances. But I still think back to AU in '04. If there are 2 undefeated big name schools, then that one 1-loss SEC team gets the shaft.

redoak4life2 said...

Oh, I know this is off subject, but I think Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are 2 of the biggest fuckfaces I have ever seen. They turned this whole Imus thing into a bigger racial issue than it should have been. They pick their racial battles like a rich guys picks his girls at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada. They chose the ones that they will benefit most from. And leave the rest to the birds.

ShakeYour$Maker said...

I completely agree with that. Jackson and Sharpton are terrorists in my opinion. They do more to divide this country than any other person or group. Shit, this isn`t 1965!!! Why is it that everytime a racial issue arises...Sharpton and Jackson are there to see how it helps with their own agenda. Both of these bastards owe the Duke Lacross team a HUGE Apology. These two are no MLK,Jr. They are idiots who manipulate situations to benefit themselves. They do nothing to actually help their own race.

John said...

Anyone around this afternoon?

What is wrong with these people who go and shoot up places? I am shocked that anyone can even get away with shooting that many people.

tigernation said...

i got away with it once. but that was in 'nam back in 68.

Sorry, not a time to be joking. They said he lined them up and just executed them. Could they not try to run away? Maybe he locked the classroom doors or something but i just feel like if he was killing my classmates i would have tried to run away. I'm sure people tried to get away and were shot though. so terrible that somebody could do that to innocent people.

I guess you are never safe, anywhere you go.

I thik i'm gonna buy a handgun soon, just for peace of mind.

John said...

I just read where the guy chained the doors, so no one could get out. They said there were people jumping out the windows to escape the gunfire.

I have a handgun....but I think I am going to get a bigger one.

tigernation said...

damn i didn't know he chained the doors.

it just sucks that people that do these things always take the easy way out and kill themselves. i guess they wanted to die, i mean why else would you kill so many innocent people.

i mean i've wanted to shoot my girlfriend lots of times, but never a whole school full of people. (not to say i would ever shoot my gf, just saying i understand anger)

i guess some people are just sick

John said...

Shakes,

Can't roll on wednesday. I have to go to Bham for a training class to become an erosion inspector. I can go any other day though.

king,
Why wont it let me use my blog name?

tigernation said...

john, because you are a flaming homo

John said...

nation, you must not have made your BM this morning. Remember to take your metamucil. Once you hit your age you have to take it every morning to keep regular.

tigernation said...

i actually had a BM this morning before my shower. but after reading your stupid posts i may be due for another bm in a few minutes.

Funny story about that. So i have to leave the bathroom door cracked here at work and the fan off so i can hear the doorbell when a customer comes in. Well, long story short, i was in the midst of a gargantuan doodinski yesterday when the doorbell rang as a customer came in. So i pinched it off and hustled to wait on them. Well after about 10 minutes of them looking they left and i ran back to the ladies room(that is where i go, the mens is for truckers). So right as i'm getting back into it, the bell rings again and its the same damn customer asking me directoins to some other furniture store. So i was interrupted twice by the same folks, ruining one of the best parts of my day. sucks but they had to think i had some runny butt issues so i guess we all got a laugh out of it.

King of Tigerland said...

not a clue, daddy.

I'm not sure why it did the same thing to the dr. either.

nation, pls post away as I will be out for most of the week

King of Tigerland said...

asshole was here on a green card from south korea!!!......cnn just posted his pic from the green card and he is cho seung-hi.......I will never look at a hair salon the same way again

Lola, time to boycott your manicures and pedicures.

Carl Montgomery said...

It is signing you in under your gmail

just click the different account under where you post and then you can return to Daddy status

King of Tigerland said...

now that the dr has rejoined us, he has brought along a friend..........his other blog is "AUB EATS BOOGS".........rammer jammer, unbelievable

Carl Montgomery said...

wilbur you are a female

you have been crying ever since i dropped f-bombs all over you for an absolutely terrible piece of writing

tigernation said...

Well the AUBS eat Boogs shit is funny seeing as the ASSistant coach for bammer's bumbling b-ball team was caught on film inserting his greasy ass finger in his huge nose and mining a nice snack in on national tv.


Irony

King of Tigerland said...

ahhh, did I hurt the baby's feelings for the truth about satan and the lack of d-line depth??

Carl Montgomery said...

"greasy ass finger" I like how you say that like he had been slurping down french fries on the bench

King of Tigerland said...

he meant fried twinkies and cherry bombs, after all, it is tuscaloosa county

tigernation said...

Ha ha i just envisioned a greasy mechanic's finger with nicotine stains.

Actually some Aubs do eat boogs. I've seen john do it lots of times when he thought nobody was looking.

And there was a little guy in one of my Organic Gardening classes that used to eat boogs too. It may have been Brandon Johnson, the best looking man to ever go to aU.

Carl Montgomery said...

Wilbur did you just draw a conclusion that Tuscaloosa county is worse than Lee county

That is way off the mark

Fried Twinkies are however unbelievable

ShakeYour$Maker said...

Tuscaloosa COunty is worse than Lee County.