Sunday, August 03, 2008


A lady in Tuscaloosa calls 911. Hysterically, she says, "Someone's just
broke into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!"

The police officer says, "We're really busy at the moment. Just get the
guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."

Q: What is Nick Saban's biggest concern?

A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Tuscaloosa ?

A: A huddle
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Q: Four Bammer players in a car, who's driving?

A: The police

Q: Why can't most of the Bammer players get into a huddle on the field?

A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
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The Bammer team has adopted a new Honor System.

"Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor".

The Tide is expecting a 7-6 season this year.

7 Arrests, 6 convictions.

Q: How will the Tide spend the first week of Spring Training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights

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