Very neutral tailgating pic.
It took me quite sometime to figure out what would be a good start to the tailgate recipes. Wilbur is currently checking out some BBQ sauces, so I figured I would stray away from BBQ, and I guess it would be entirely to typical if the Memphis guy started with BBQ. So, since I am currently under attack again by the glorious spicy taste of chicken wings, which happens once every two months, and I just can't eat enough hot wings, I will start with this recipe that was introduced to me at a tailgate this past season. This was brought to my attention by a few of the lovely ladies that took up alot of my time in Tuscaloosa. It seems they are steadily turning into quite the young homemakers. Keep up the good work ladies.
Chicken Wing Dip
1 Rotisserie Chicken [pick one of the larger ones]
1 bottle wing sauce [brand is your choice]
8 oz. cream cheese
1 small bottle of Ranch [Hidden Valley is the best, and you know it]
1 small package shredded cheddar cheese
Shred chicken and remove from bones. Set aside. Layer cream cheese in the bottom of a casserole dish, put chicken on top. Dump the bottle of wing sauce over the chicken and cream cheese. Ranch is next, poured evenly over the other three. Finally sprinkle cheese on top. Bake at 350 for 25 minutes. Serve the gooey goodness with tortilla chips and celery, or hell, any damn thing you want to dip in it will be tasty.
Beer accompaniment: For early season, Sam Adams Summer Ale
For late season, Yazoo Dos Perros
Liquor accompaniment: For some reason the thought of bourbon and hot wings
can turn a sober stomach sour, I suggest a lighter liquor
Gin or Vodka with a tonic or soda, your choice
If for some reason it is a tough morning, go with a Vodka and
Red Bull
107 comments:
Ahhh yes buffalo chicken dip. Gonna go ahead and say that one is a must have for game 1.
I'm carefully thinking about which recipe i'm gonna post. Just can't decide right now.
More than one Nation. We are really going to try and actually see if we cannot get an actual cookbook published
keep em coming
This shit makes me hungry looking up recipes
yeah i had to go get some wings from zaxby's after reading the recipe...ha ha
y'all are some slackin ass boogs.
Lets make and effort to pick up the pace tomorrow.
I know its summer time and there isn't a whole lot to talk about, especially football wise.....BUT I'm gonna need to see a little bit more effort out of you guys.
Remember, you play like you practice, so practice like you want to play.........100% all the damn time men!!!
I'm gonna need a post from every registered person on here by tomorrow at closing time. If not, i will change the settings and only i will be allowed to comment until football.
So LOCK IT UP!!!
I and I alone am the administrator.
so you think. i will take over in a coup when you are not looking
I am here and pissed. Just found out that AT&T will not only not give me my usual employee discount on the iphone, I also would have to pay for a consumer rate plan and could not use my free employee plan on the phone. Thinking about sending our CEO an e-mail.
Also, I will be attending Ga Tech's MBA program starting August 23rd. So, if anybody wants to attend any terrible ass ACC games when AU is playing New Mexico St or Tenn Tech, just let me know. Also, the Thurs. night game against Va Tech should be fun even though it is going to be an ass-kicking.
dont be scared to make a post
I aint scared to post.
Here`s some football talk for yall:
I have just finished reading some columns from on of Bama`s finest sidewalk alumni, Mr. Shane at finebaum.com. I find it very ammusing that he bashes Auburn about not being a Championship contender every year, and how we only have one NC, blah, blah, Blah. He rips Tuberville for not winning while Bama was down on probation and how we were only able to win 1 SEC title during that time.
I don`t know what rock this asshole has been living under the past 10 years. He obviously hasn`t seen the past 5 Iron Bowls or will only admit that Bama was on probabtion with a shitty coach.
Well, Auburn had the same problem under Terry Bowden, but we didn`t use that excuse and still managed to win a few Iron Bowls under "Shorty`s" command. As far as winning SEC titles during the Tide`s fall from grace, Auburn only was able to snag one....BUT this is the freakin SEC with the likes on LSU, UGA, UT, UF....I will take the 2004 SEC Championship and be content. We have had successful runs since then, and will have another good season in 2007. I will also take the liberty at this time and say that Saban will get his ass handed to him in the Iron Bowl this season. Auburn`s talent is head and shoulder`s above Bama which was evident the past two Iron Bowls. The hiring of Nick Sabanana has not scared anyone, nor does it have anyone intimidated of the Tide. If anything, it has only intensified other coaches in the SEC to recruit harder and coach harder to put this cocky ass liar in his place...at the bottom of the SEC. All I have heard since he has been hired has been...We are Back!!! Well, I thought the Tide was back 2 years ago when they were on the cover of SI. I guess that was just the usual delusional Bama fan talk. Let the games begin...only 70 days til kickoff.
those pics nation sent of the d-line sum it up pretty good
Preseason SEC EAST Picks
1) UT
2)UF
3) USC
4) UGA
5) UK
6) Vandy
SEC WEST Picks
1) LSU
2) Auburn
3) Arky
4) Bama
5) Miss
6) Miss St.
Shakes never lets me down. Nice venom and good points as well.
LOL at Sabanana
Saban is Babe Ruth`s gay brother...GAY-be Ruth.
wow
I heard that the story of Bama`s elephant "Albatross" has now been labeled a hoax. Instead of a live elephant leading the team on the field..they will get the closet thing to a live elephant...Wesley and Taylor Britt will piggy-back ride each other every home game to give the same effect Albatross would have given. Bama is Back!
+++++++++++Breaking News+++++++
This just in from the Crimson Tide Athletic Department:
It has been reported that QB Jimmy Barnes exit from the Crimison Tide football team was brought on by his refusal to give Sabanana (Gabe Ruth) his mandatory Monday morning handjob and ass-whipping. All QB`s usually report to Sabanana`s office Monday mornings for this weekly ritual, but Barnes finally had enough.
"I don`t know what his problem is. I mean, we do this on a weekly basis, and this has been going on since January so I don`t know what the problem is now. Coach Sabanana told us to not worry about him, and to just `let him go.` He was a very good QB and I am sure gonna miss his butterfly kisses on my cheek every night before we go to bed," said QB John Parker Wilson.
Sabanana was asked to comment and had this to say, " I`m not sure why Jimmy quit. He has made progress with his cock push-ups, and he is now up to 3 reps. I guess I was a little HARD on him."
The Crimson Tide will continue working out, and will begin ballet instead of practice in August so they can be fully prepared to be taken to the woodshed each week.
--UAT Athletic Dept. 6/22/2007
show your face fag, anonymous posts
all you can burn in hell, some cocksucker spit on my window in the parking garage last night. i am on a rampage today
auburn is not in the title hunt ever year shakes. face the truth
i am going to kick someones ass
Somebody spit on your window? While you were in the car? Or just while it was parked in the garage? I am confused. How did you know it was spit? Was there a crusted up loogie on your windshield? Details, please!
SEC title hunt maybe
I'll be back with some real good stuff to piss the Dr off.
Be right back...........
I am in no mood for this shit nation, its Friday and I shouldnt be dealing with this bullshit thats taking place
cousin it happened overnight while I was parked in the garage. Thank god its not a big luge, but it is definitely spit dried up on the drivers side back window. I will fucking kill that clown if I ever find him. That shit pisses me off so bad
Summary of Saban's recruiting violations since joining the Crapstain........
Disclaimer: These are things I have found on the internet. They come from either newspapers or other posts.
1. Luther Wilson dogs Saban, Saban visits his Mom. Mom gets Luther to Visit Bama. Mom gets new kitchen.
2. Sidell Corley flown to Tuscaloosa.
3. Brandon Gibson flown by Booster on private jet to BBall game last weekend of recruiting.
4. Worked out Cody Glenn(?) at Riverdale High(?) and got turned in by UGA.
5. Worked out 4 to 5 at Anniston High and had it registered as part of spring training when HS coach was told it was a violation to work out recruits.
6. According to Kevin Scarbinsky he sat down with Harry Adams and Lorenzo White of Dillard high and had a long talk during the no contact period.
7. Met with Sabino in no contact period. Miami Krop linebacker Etienne Sabino said he talked with Saban about defensive schemes, and Saban told him he's "the big physical type of linebacker" Alabama is looking for.
8. Contact in no contact period. Miami Northwestern offensive lineman Brandon Washington, who already has committed orally to the University of Miami, said Saban asked him if "my heart was in Miami" and discussed coming to Saban's summer camp for an unofficial recruiting visit.
9. Contact in a no contact period. Another Northwestern player, nose tackle Marcus Fortson, spoke with Saban for "a few minutes," and Saban told him Alabama "is a great place to get a degree."
10. Grade scandal at Hoover causing AD to resign......Story in case you missed it.
http://www.al.com/sports/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/sports/1182500649229570.xml&coll=2
Its Luther DAVIS in #1, sorry it was a copy and paste
"or other posts"?? Nice touch
First off, the no contact period is a joke. No contact but you can visit schools?? That is the work of the goons running the NCAA, so I nor yourself should give two shits about recruiting "violations" in th "no contact" period
Scarbinsky sucks penises and everyone knows it
I am from Anniston and that is a joke as well. Seriously, a violation workout. Is that honestly something that you feel like a violation occured. give me a break
Grade scandals?? A barner throwing this out is quite comical. Did Big ears and the gang not have grades changed in Mobile??
Another barner post crying Cheater. Its old now, find better things to whine about.
Wrong brotha, the grade changes in mobile were from their junior years and guess what....Bama leans at the time.
This Hoover thing is pretty funny, a little bit more to it than the mobile stuff. At Hoover people are losing their jobs daily. Grades were changed after the teachers had left for the summer in "an attempt to keep the players eligible for college football."
Its Kerry Murphy, so lets hope he doesn't qualify after all this.
As for the other points, i just think its a funny list and i didn't write any of it.
And there is a HUGE difference between whining and laughing.
Whining is crying about probation and coaching changes, etc....
Laughing is what i do daily and will continue to do throughout the fall while watching the train wreck that is UAT.
the train wreck, that is laughable
whining is continually crying about violations and cheating, which you and shakey do constantly
ha ha train wreck is what i consider to be the perfect term for paying a coach 4 mil to beat little bro. If shula beats AU he is still there.
Question: Who is taller, Saban or Cheatwood?
Saban or Cheatwood? Ouch! What did Cheats do to deserve this?
Why would someone just randomly spit on somebody's window? That is fucking bullshit! You should have the DNA analyzed and then go and rape his dog to teach him a lesson. But here is a question: What if this is not a random occurrence? What if you have made an enemy, and they continue to torment you while you continue to live in Memphis? Things to think about. Be very careful. I would avoid all karaoke bars at all costs. I have no idea what I am talking about. I am bored.
If I catch this vagina, I will kill him. Stab him straight in the eyeballs
This day could not get any shittier. The spit, my boss found out I have been sending out resumes, Nations bullshit. I want to leave get absolutely tanked and go murder the ass pirate who spit on my fucking window
going to styx and foreigner concert tonight. nothing like some 80s ultra pop to change the spirits
Oh don't let my stuff make your day worse. I just like stirring the pot. I was getting bored.
Styx huh? Well i think you should show up with a perm hairdo and maybe some tight-rolled jeans. Thats how the ladies wore it when i was in school......(see that daddy, one step ahead)
the hair has just about gotten long enough to put in a very trashy redneck 80's short ponytail
i will be in full attire singing come sail away at the top of my lungs
any luck nation onthe job unt??
Not yet but i got lots of resumes out there.
I'm about to send out a pic of my long haired bro with his pony tail. You'll like it
this day sucks ass
just put a bet down that soriano would not score in the game and hit hits a jack in the top of the first
Dr.---Wow, I leave for an hour and the fun begins. I need to comment on all of the above posts...
You mentioned Auburn not being in the title hunt on a yearly basis...but since 2003 the Tigers have been a Top 10 lock. Yes, there were times when losses dropped Auburn into the teens, but for the past few seasons, Auburn has been a contender and you know it. The LSU game always will be the make or break game, and it doesn`t take a genius to figure out that the winner of this game is usually competing for the SEC and NC title. No need to argue this case anymore.
Second thought, I would consider the discussions about Saban and UATurd as comic relief. It is like adding baby turds and hangers to a toilet bowl full of shit. Getting upset at someone telling you that your school cheats is not something to get mad about...because that is what Crimson Tide football is all about, (proven in court), and it looks like they are still continuing the trend today.
Damn, it is hot as a bastard outside....It must be "El Nino" which is spanish for "The Nino."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KWDj_2QxdoQ
is this the perm you were talking about nation??
my kill list
1. that commie bastard that saliva-ed my truck
2. alfonso soriano
3. that whore that keeps calling my phone asking for amy
i need to take the afternoon off and go play some golf
That is the exact perm i was talking about!!!
Anonymous, show yourself fool!!!
styx and foreigner were effing awesome
the crowd made the show that much more entertaining
jason bonham played drums for foreigner
i bet there was lots of titty flashing
I am anonymous...My blogname wouldn`t work on Friday...Yall act like you didn`t know it was me the whole time.
Hope everyone had a good weekend. Mine was fun until I ate some sick Nachos at the Bowling Lanes...Saturday evening sucked ass.
Dr.-- There was nothing cool about that concert you went to. I know you didn`t go for the music..but for the ladies.
++++Tailgate Recipe+++
Best Damn Smoked Turkey Ever
(Can only be done on games in November)
1 Whole Turkey Breast
3 Whole Onions cut into
Place cut onions inside turkey..and smoke those bitches for 12 hours (or longer)
Best damn turkey you will ever put in your damn mouth.
Side Dish: Real French Fries
1) Bag of New Red Potatoes
2) Deep Fryer or Pot of Grease
3) Fry sliced potatoes until crispy
4) Let cool, but coat with salt and Garlic Salt
you would be the sissy under the anonymous tag
you have no ideal how cool it really was. the guy sitting next to us would smoke a j and then comb his hair. i bet he combed his salt and pepper gray over 30 times during the concert
shakes, you know you would have stood on you seat when styx busted out with..."Oh momma I'm in fear for my life from the strong arm of the law, hangman is coming down from the gallows and I don't have very long"...
I will get a live styx video posted for you shakes
Dr, Go kill that vajajay who spit on your car. What a punk!!!
Sounds like a good time Dr.
Shakes, you know you have Styx in your heart, and Foreigner in your soul. It comes out every time we play live......
King - please refrain from using words made popular by Oprah freaking Winfrey....."vajayjay?" Seriously? Been living with a chick too long already maybe?
Nation,
How in the world do you know that about Oprah?!?!?! I had no idea she made that word famous.
but you did have to know that the word came from a chick
The only place i have ever heard it was when i was forced to watch oprah. and i've also seen people post on different message boards about how stupid and annoying she is. The term "vajayjay" always comes up.
The question is....how did you come to incorporate that term into your vocabulary? And also, do you use it often?
heard it for the first time this weekend....not sure who or where
which is code for you are right I took it from a chick, and didn't realize how homo using the word actually is
bingo
screw all yall, I am going home!@!
:( boo hoo. Got called out for using chick slang!!!
Just wanted y'all to kow i had a wonderful day yesterday on the lake............alone.
Just took the boat out with a magazine and listened to the radio and read for a little while. Got some sun, went for a swim....ahhhh so nice. Never been out by myself on the boat before, jetski all the time, but the boat was nice and very relaxing.
I need a day like that nation.
i cannot wait to move out of Memphis and just have a clean start
yeah clean starts are fun. I have actually had a couple of those already and i'm headed for yet another one. Here's to hoping this one works out!!!
no doubt cheers to nation an the doctor
"Fuck all ya'll"-Carl Montgomery
yep that was the feeling on friday
"What!! You don't like hot dogs?!?!?!....then get the hell out of my house bitch!" - Jacob my room mate
who was that to, nation?
Daddy likes Hebrew Nationals in his mouth all day long.
he also likes nathans in his mouth
Daddy just like hebrews
I don't remember who that was said to. Some stupid chick from Brenau if i had to guess.
Daddy like all kinds of weiners in his mouth, Hebrew, Arab, Anglo-saxon, afro-american, asian, but his favorites are the mexican flavored weiners......yummy, right daddy?
i posed that styx video for shakes hours ago and its still not up.
you tube shouldn't offer features if they cant handle the timely processing side
Sometimes you need something spicy. Yall know I prefer caucasions over ethnics though. Let's go over what the rest of the blog prefers:
shakes: little boys with a large Dr. Pepper to wash it down
carl: black as can be with a little memphis bbq sauce
king: hairy vikings
nation: usually skips right to the tossed salad, but likes OLD wrinklies too
Come on Daddy--
You know its not just any "little boys!" They have to be lil` Mexi-melts.
Bowling today? I told Chuck D he could come with us this week, so I could show him my professional bowling skills.
absolutely. what time you get off?
It will have to be at least 4-4:30
Well boys enjoy beating each other at bowling now...because when i get there its over for you too little ladies
You better bring it. We have gotten pretty good. Will be hard to beat daddy's 201.
4-4:30 is cool with me. preroll meeting?
One 201 won't get you anything when i step up on the lanes. Its a "what have you done for me lately" game. And i'm not so sure you two punks can handle the pressure.
I play for beers and for keeps! I roll rocks bitches
We don't count senior citizen league handicapped scores nation.
ha ha really funny. you need some new material i think.
My material never gets OLD! .....see what I did there, looks easy but its not.
ba doom tshhhh....rim shot
your are quite the comedienne (female version since you are a woman
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See what i did there!
I am a hairy Viking.
VICTORY!!!!!!!!
VAL-SWALLA!
Pre-Bowl Meeting has been called....It may be a closer to 4 than 4:30. Holla!
Nation-- You will need some help from ~Da Jesus before you try to roll with us. Don`t even think about pulling out a piece when we beat you...I`ll turn that thing on you so fast, stick it up your ass, and pull the trigger until it goes...CLICK!
Did yall see the shit about Chris Beniot from the WWE?
Dr.--You were right about all of our old favorite wrestlers being dead. I always liked the "Canadian Crippler" when he was in the WCW. Nothing like a boring ass Saturday Night watching WCW with Ric Flair, Terry Funk, Benoit, Booker T., and Chris Jericho.
i wonder if steroid and pain killer abuse has anything to do with all these wrestlers being dead.....nah no way
shakes - this creep can roll.
9 year olds dude
yeah the baddest tag team that ever wrestled in the back yards and pine hill country club. Still undefeated 18 years later
That shit is crazy with Benoit, I wonder what makes these wrestlers go over the edge in different areas of life?? Steroid abuse or Just the constant violence that they portray daily finally infects their heads??
rack em rack, rack em rack, rrrrraaaaack bar rack
if you beat the georgia bulldogs you gonna feel the bulldog....bite
Nation-- What is wrong with Rack`em Rackbarrrrr? Have you seen this guy in person?
Forgot to give a recipe:
Daddy's BBQ Sauce and Ribs (Tailgate version)
BBQ Sauce:
I am a firm beleiver that BBQ sauce should not be limited by ingredients and should be experimented with. So I will give the basic ingredients.
This is for every 1 to 2 racks of ribs (you need enough for drenching while you are cooking and for a little extra when it is time to eat).
-1-8 oz. can of tomato sauce
-molasses (depends how sticky you want it, start off with equal parts to the tomato sauce)
-brown sugar (depends on how sweet you want it, start off with about 1/3 of a cup)
-worcestershire sauce (3 or 4 overflowing tablespoons should do it)
-apple cider vinegar (depends on how vinegary you want it, start of will equal part to the tomato sauce and molasses)
-garlic to taste (garlic salt is the easiest, but dont be afraid to use fresh garlic)
-salt and pepper to taste
Put everything in a saucepan, bring it to a boil and then lower the temperature to low and let it simmer for a while (the longer the better).
Those are the basic ingredients. Lots of other ingredients can be added depending on how you want it to taste. Other good ingredients include: spicy stuff (anything from paprika to tabasco sauce can add some kick), alcohol (beer and whiskey especially), honey, mustard, rubs, smoke flavor (artificially or by simmering on a grill), and a host of others. Dont be afraid to experiment.
Ribs:
Babyback ribs are my favorite, and I always prefer pork. For tailgates you dont always have enough time to slow cook your ribs on a grill all day, so here is an alternative if you are time crunched.
-Soak your racks of ribs in beer (probably be best if you soak it in the beer you will be drinking
that day), salt and pepper, worcestershire, and anything else you want for at least a couple hours.
-Place racks in anything oven safe and cover with foil. Put in the oven for about an hour or so at 350 degrees. Do this right before you head to the tailgate.
-Put your racks on the grill for about 30 minutes or so. A grill temperature of 300 degrees is perfect. Be sure to soak the living shit out of the ribs with BBq sauce as they cook. Ribs are done when they look like big red glowing peices of candy.
Shakes - not sure whats wrong with rack 'em willie. Pretty sure he's nothing more than a homeless alcoholic. Never seen him in person but there is this other homeless alcoholic that we call Stone Cold. He's a white guy and you'll be in your car at a stop light in athens and he'll just start walking at you flexing and screaming. Pretty funny
Stone Cold and Rack `em Willie....that is freakin hillarious. Watchin that video of Willie may have been one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
you should pull the video back up and look at the other ones beside it. One is called "Rackula" and he is dressed in a tux and red cape jumping out of the bushes on halloween. He says.."I vant to suuuuuck yo dick!"
shaved the year round beard today. as the job hunt heats up, I guess I have to be more coporately professional
how long has it been since youve been clean shaven
prob sometime right before you wedding daddy
anyone going to be around today
right here.......rack 'em rackbar
this has been a boring week on all levels
listening to talk on who the Grizzuls will take at #4 tonight.
If they take the woman Noah I will start violently throwing up everywhere. If they do take Joke'm it will further prove that I need to move
well all i've been hearing is freaking Hawks talk so i feel your pain.
I think its between horford and Yi at the 3 and maybe conley at 11 if he is still available.
They also talked about trading the 11 and a forward for a veteran point guard and still taking a big man at 3.
It won't matter though, the Hawks are doomed to suck forever
i think hawks are in the same situation with the pick as the grizz
all mgt want Yi, they say it will draw crowds but the GM wants Horford. If you are drafting for talent gotta go horford, drafting for position Conley, but I dont know if you waste a 3rd pick on him, but he wont be there at 11th. If you draft Yiit will be laughable but typical for the Hawks.
I think Memphis is looking like taking Conley at 4. Dont know how good that will be. GM wants BRewer or Noah, and Wright is not totally out of the question. I hope Hawks take Yi and leave Horford
the talent just drops off so far after the first two pick. it has really made for lots of different options for everybody.
i can't believe i'm talking about the nba draft!
it won't matter who the hawks take but they will probably do the least popular thing here in atlanta, which is draft "project" players. the same thing they have done for the last five years.
The only reason I am talking about it is because I am bored, and it is all thats on the radio
Corey Brewer is the best damn player in the draft in my opinion. He`s tall, quick, and can play anywhere on the court. He has range too. He would have been my pick if I were the Grizz.
Daddy,
No Neal and Nigel!!!
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