***Confirmed by various sources that Nick Saban, head coach of the University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa has been in contact with the Spanos family and AJ Smith, General Manager or the San Diego Chargers. After being contacted by the Daily Football Fix, Saban replied, "It's all about the bitchez & ho'z, power & money, riders & punks, which side are you on?!?!" I never expected him to quote 2Pac but stress has a certain effect on some people.
*** ***Snake in the Grass***Former Alabama QB Kenny Stabler is in hot water with the IRS...again. His house on Ono Island is up for sale as the IRS agreed to give it 6 months to sell before seizure. Stabler allegedly owes up to a half million dollars in back taxes. Kenny admitted he owed money but the number is still up for debate...at least that is what he thinks. My questions is why in the hell are you going to set up a one man corporation for your personal appearances when you will be taxed twice at the corporate level and then the at the personal level? So you can file for unemployment and raise your own personal corporate unemployment taxes if you don't arrange speaking engagements? One former NFLer who took one to many hits to the head.
"Saban's coming, Saban's coming!!"
Alabama B-Ball reeling...Auburn B-Ball has been reeling for years. Thank heavens baseball is here. Dr., I am sorry if your roomie had an orgasm about Ole Missy's win over the weekend. I can see it now..."All we do is score touchdowns!!"....my bad, that is the Newman, "All we do is score 3's!!!"
Congratulations to the War Daddy on his new job and impending move to God's country.
As I raise my hands to heavens, I ask, "Who am I?" The congregation sings, "Nick Saban cutting his grass!!!!"
Signing off and feeling damn good about it,