Sunday, June 11, 2006

Futbol Americano and other musings

Mexico wins. Argentina wins. USA vs. Czech. on Monday. What are the forum's thoughts on the World Cup? Is it a novelty like the Olympics? Worth tuning in every four years?

Hamlin wins Pocono 500. I hate JJ & both Bush's. We need to see some more fighting from the wives and girlfriends. Shay agrees.

Anyone have any good stories?

Its in the works. Taber bachelor party appears to be relocated to Atlanta if anyone would like to partake and see the mighty Cheetah.

Quick question that we can see answered in about 85 some odd days. What will be the first offensive play of the season for Auburn, Alabama, Georgia and Florida?


AU: Irons zone left befind King.
Bama: Power up the midde over center with Darby.
Georgia: Lumpkin power right.
Florida: Shotgun spread quick screen to Caldwell.

Open Monday. Please take it away.

73 comments:

shakeyour$maker said...

I have actually enjoyed watching the world cup. Those people go freakin crazy over that sport. It`s been pretty exciting to watch.

Tabor`s BP has been relocated?

Auburn`s first play could be a play action fake to Irons...bomb from Cox to C. Taylor for a 70 yard TD.

Bama`s first play will be Darby getting stuffed on a run of the left tackle for a 3 yard loss. Followed by and incomplete pass to DJ Hall. Followed by a Sack for a loss of 7. 3 and out! What`s new Doctor?

tigernation said...

I like those predictions there Shakey!!!

Dad and I were discussing the first play of the season and both agreed that it will be a lpay action to CT over the deep middle.

Which means they will probably just run Irons or maybe a play action to the TE....Trott for 6!!!

Dr.Feelgood said...

Yeah pretty sure Auburn will score a TD on the first play. Sounds like a great prediction.

Auburn runs QB sneak with special guest QB Daniel Cobb for a gain of .5 yds.

Alabama runs WR Reverse pass Hall throughs a bullet back to JPW for an 80yd. TD pass

Daddy said...

Alabama's first play will be a Hail Mary, because they will need all the prayers they can get!

Auburn's first play will not be a run, it will be something to try to get a big play. You know how Hollywood Tubs likes to do it.

tigernation said...

Bama lets Johnnie Walker Jessica Parker Wilson hand it off to special guest QB Brodie "doo-doo butt" Croyle only to give up sack #12, and who sacked him you say????!......guest LB Lee Guess with all 5'8" 164 pounds of white ass!!!

Daddy said...

Sat., Sept. 2 Cal at Tennessee 5:30 p.m. ESPN

Sat., Sept. 2 Virginia at Pittsburgh 7 p.m. ESPNU

Sat., Sept. 2 Washington State at Auburn 7:45 p.m. ESPN2

Sat., Sept. 2 Notre Dame at Georgia Tech 8 p.m. ABC

Sat., Sept. 2 USC at Arkansas 8:45 p.m. ESPN

That is a pretty good saturday to me!

tigernation said...

I like that schedule right there daddy. Gonna be a fun day!

Dr.Feelgood said...

Just 2 months and 18 days til

tigernation said...

Just had a greasy beaner-mexican decked out in UGA gear, cutting our grass and blowing the sidewalk. Had to get a cell phone pic and send it to my UGA buds. Couldn't resist. What a joke!!! Sorry illegal beaner repping UGA to the max.

Anybody no how to say "go dawgs" in Espanol?

I think it would go "Vamanos bulldogs" I don't know the word for dog but vamanos is really funny to say out loud!

Dr.Feelgood said...

The spanish word for Dog is perros

Beaner in collegiate gear is odd. Work with thousands of them on daily basis and have never seen any team spirit on the collegiat level out of any of them.

Got Lindy's mag for a mere $7 this weekend. Really harsh on the Tide. Have Auburn at 8th. And guess who at #1, you guessed it Notre Dame. What a joke, I seriously recommend we do a preseason mag.

tigernation said...

I'm with you on that one.

The guys that do those mags do little to no research.

In one they go on to say that AU is losing our left guard Troy Reddick and it will be a big hole. Well, Reddick played right tackle for the last 3 years so I don't know who they were thinking about.

Just one example of the stupidity that these guys put out. The sad thing is, people who just casually follow think that these mas are legit. Such a shame.

I'm up for a mag for next season for sure. It would be some hard work but we could put out a mag fairly easily I would think.

Dr.Feelgood said...

IT obviously wouldn't require to much hard work, these idiots don't put in too much work.

I feel robbed of $14 on buying these 2 mags. This mag licks urban's balls, and basically acts like Florida will be the second coming this year. Don't get me wrong, Florida has a legit chance at being a good team. However, I am not sure Leak can run the offense, or that Meyers spread will even work in the defensive SEC. Tebow won't be a factor next year. Read on a couple of websites and heard on ESPN radio how FLA could be the team that folds this year. Not according to Lindy.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Hell they pay Ala, Aub and LSU out of the west.

King of Tigerland said...

FL has a killer schedule. As does LSU. If they make it out with only one loss it will be sheer miracle/genious.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Daddy you might like to read Lindy's has the Hogs maybe vying for the West

tigernation said...

A quote from the Urban: "After playing a year in this league I realize what an accomplishment Auburn had in 2004. To go undefeated in this league is next to impossible. You can lose every week."

That is paraphrasing but it gives you the just of his quote.

I think they have a 4 week run of Bama, AU, LSU, SC a week off and then UGA. No way they even win 3 of those games.

"F" those predictions, "F" the Big 12, pac 10, ND, and the national media. "F" them all!!!

Dr.Feelgood said...

I hope they go 7-5

I hope Notre Dame goes 7-5

tigernation said...

Yes, along with UGA. Everybody is tired of hearing about all of those teams. It's time for all of them to bite the dust.

Oh yeah, and OklaHOMO too. They play one game all season before the bowl game. That's why they always get blasted on the big stage. They play UT and that's it. One game season all the way to the NCG. I hope they go 0-12

Dr.Feelgood said...

NAtion anyway I can get that rivals log in
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Daddy said...

Dr.,
I picked up the magazine recently as well. I read that about the Hogs. I dont know if they have a chance at the west, but they will throw down some upsets, one possibly being USC. (it could happen!)

Daddy said...

Getting resumes together and filling out applications and what not sucks.

Dr.Feelgood said...

I hope they beat USC, cuz "F" the Pac-10

I just don't understand why Lindy's is so down on Alabama?? I know we will not be the team of last year, but ALabama will be a top 25 team

tigernation said...

I don't remember my login password Dr.

My username is bloosier16 like my email.

I think the password is either 11780 or auburn.

If those don't work then I don't know. It automatically logs me in when I go to my email in the morning.

Good luck

Dr.Feelgood said...

Thanks nation, me and Romaro need to get logged in, and he, like myself is a bootlegging Rivals.com reader

Dr.Feelgood said...

I am so in

Daddy said...

nation,
What day are you comin?

Dr.Feelgood said...

Boring afternoon

tigernation said...

I will be there tonight(wed) about 7:30 your time. Will stay all day thursday and go home in the evening.

YOu boys got anything going on tonight? I wouldn't mind just chilling and playing a little guitar.

I'll give you a shout when I get close to town daddy.

Your number still 256-452-3430?

shakeyour$maker said...

Nation- Did you get my text last night?

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tigernation said...

Yeah I did. Can't get it right now. Call me when you see this if you get a chance.

Anyway, check out what this Bama fan has to say about AU message board posters and AU fan's in general. Absolutely insane, and he calls us the whacko's.........

Posted by BAMA AL on June 14, 2006 at 09:03:40:

This message was posted on another site and it illustrates the depths to which our rivals will go to harm us. The guy is referencing the Bunker (the Auburn site on Rivals)

"they (Auburn fans) have groups that are responsible for sending any rumor, piece of dirt, etc.. on Alabama to the NCAA. They have a group in Mobile that runs to recruits with copies of Bama sites with what some unknown poster stated about the kid. Nevermind the poster is an "auburn plant" on the Bama site. Several are paying members of Bama sites. They've sent on official NCAA letterhead to recruits, that Bama was going to get the "Death Penalty" a few years back. When the Jelks & Langham thing was going on, I had friends tell me that auburn people came to T-town to see if our players went to class as well as checked out the parking lot of the players. Talk about going over board..... The whole bunch is a little....NO, they are a lot wacko. I've always stated half-jokingly, that the boosters of auburn & tennessee could teach the CIA & FBI a few things on how organized crime as well as fanatical nations like Iran & North Korea operates. Those folks are down-right scary; huh?"

I have no doubts there are Barn (& Vol) fans that are members of TI who do this kind of thing. Neither Rodney nor the other site administrators can screen people who sign up for board memberships to determine whether they are legitimate fans. FYI


What a fucking loser!!!!

Dr.Feelgood said...

you are all spies, nation, you know you spend evry other thursday checking on players going to class.

that is douchebaggery

tigernation said...

I know you busted me.

I drive to t-town every thursday morning on my day off to use my covert spy techniques I learned in the jungles of Malaysia.

I am "stealth" beyond all belief as are most die-hard AU fans.

We have been trained in martial arts by none other than Chuck Norris himself.

We are all issued a pair of night vision goggles at every A-Day game, so that we can use them to secretly view Bama players and recruits while they sleep.

I am well versed in the art of "ching-wang-poo-poo-mow-mow", a lesser known form of "crouching tiger-hidden penis", which I use on the wives and girlfriends of Bama players and coaches. This of course is an attempt to poison the Bama folks with my herpes simplex 2 and bird flu.

yes, that is right, the bird flu was created by AU and UT fans to wipe out the Bama nation.....along with aids, cancer, and mad cow disease, which we put in the livestock on the AU campus.

I could go on and on but I 'll stop there before i reveal any more important info.

I can't believe we are just now getting caught. Haha

Daddy said...

Nation,

nothing going on as usual. As you know auburn is very boring during the summer, and of course we are old and have nothing to do anyway. yeah, give us a shout when you get close. I definitely need a break from the ordinary tonight. I would love to put on an illegal smile and listen to a lilgeetah.

Daddy said...

And yes nation, that is still the number to the pimp line.

tigernation said...

The homo pimp line maybe.

Pimping gays aroung Auburn since 2002!!

Daddy said...

Since 2000 bitch!

tigernation said...

Oh ok 2000. so that just adds 2 more years of gay pimping. Glad you cleared that up.

Didn't you say your name was Stephanie or Regina one time? Further confirming my sneaking suspicion that you are the king of gay blades!

Dr.Feelgood said...

Regyna is what I hear he goes by past 10 p.mm.

Daddy said...

During pledgeship the asses of KA, such as wesley fricks called shakes and I, Tina and Stephanie.

And I call myself Dedra after 10 pm

tigernation said...

Dedra? So you stand on the corner outside the Sky Bar and try to pick up men with you short shorts after 10 pm?

Such a fruit loop!

Dr.Feelgood said...

Any thoughts on Finebaums column today on the blog about the idea Fran gets fired and Tubby goes to A&M??

Far fetched but and intereting scenario. I love to read half of those idiots on there respond to a column like that

Daddy said...

That will never happen.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Just a thought, no one said it was going to happen, but Tubby is apparently still close to some A&M ties from back when he did some time there

Daddy said...

I guess maybe if auburn has an extremely disappointing season it could happen. You know the relationship the Auburn community has with its head coach...on pins and needles all the time. I guess that is most SEC schools though. That is the price for coaching in the greatest conference.

tigernation said...

Just another case of Finescum stirring the pot.

If a coach is successful there are rumors of him leaving. If he is unsuccessful there are rumors of him being fired.

Just Finebum taking advantage of some of his most stupid and impressionable readers.

He is a muck-raker and an absolute piece of trash. There is a reason he is still on AM radio.

I don't care if Tub's father was the AD at A&M, he ain't going there.

Why would he go and try to build up yet another program at his age, when he already has one right where he wants it?

Ridiculous article.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Finebaum always stirs the pot, nothing new there. He makes his living by irritating people, and thats why he is a good sportswriter, even if he makes idiotic points, he gets people riled up.

I do not think that scenario will play out, but I do believe Tubbs can be bought out of Auburn.

"They'll have to carry me out of here in a pine box"

tigernation said...

Oh I'm not expecting him to stay forever. I really don't want him to stay forever. But if he did I don't guess I would mind. He still rubs me the wrong way though.

I heard that his wife said that he would only leave for the Miami job. which could possibly be open in the near future. But I still don't know if he would leave for that. There are a handfull of college jobs that he would leave for but not many. As for the NFL. I have no idea.

Dr.Feelgood said...

I in no way think the A&M scenario woul dever unfold, even though I think Fran might be on the market this spring, I think after forking over the money they did for Fran they will probably not want to spend that kind of money again until someone has proven theirselves in college station

tigernation said...

Very good point. I never really understood why they paid him such a huge amount. I know he was/is a good coach, but did his resume warrant that kind of money? I really don't know enough about him to say.

But I agree. I don't see them spending the millions it would take to buy out Tub's guaranteed "lifetime" contract. Along with having to offer him a substantial amount more just to peak his interest.

Dr.Feelgood said...

No Fran did not warrant that kind of money. He was getting aid fairly well at Bama, and they like they would have to do for Tubby had to go high to get him.

Except for Fran had little time in Tuscaloosa and was banking off his semi success at TCU

Dr.Feelgood said...

About to take my black ass to NAshvile for a couple of days

Daddy said...

Have fun in Nahville jig.

Dr.Feelgood said...

I am drivin Ray Ray

King of Tigerland said...

so are tix really sold out??

King of Tigerland said...

do they not hold tickets for later in the summer? I thought not as many people bought them

tigernation said...

Season ticket packages are sold out.

They have some 3 and 4 game packages available. BUt no season sets are left.

Daddy said...

How much are season tickets now?

King of Tigerland said...

I got 2 mini season exlucding Fla and Ga for 500.

tigernation said...

I think my 2 are gonna cost me about 1200

King of Tigerland said...

Nation, we are in the upper deck over your left shoulder.......or it might be a ramp year again like 2005...the other tix is for LB so EY should be happy.....I reserved some lower level upper deck but couldnt do it with amex and had to use mamas mastercard.....lostem......$hakes if all falls through I might just watch it on your awesome tube....

King of Tigerland said...

Im just going to go ahead get em thru TUF next year....this was to stressful........what are they in T-town, dr?

Dr., I saw the invite and Ill do it once I get on myspace again.......Im gonna get internet when I get back from Dallas and I think myspace could be a good way to promote the website.

Daddy said...

expensive stuff.

Shakes,
Yall doing anything tonight? Jana and I have to go to her cousins wedding rehearsal dinner tonight, but will be back in town later. If yall get into anything give us a holler, I am tired of sitting around the house and I need some activities.

tigernation said...

I can't wait to do "Afternoon Delight".

Daddy, we got the harmony down and everything on that one. Soooofunny

Daddy said...

Did yall really? Did yall do that after I left? I want to hear it bad.

tigernation said...

Yeah we learned it pretty good. We're only going to do the first verse so it won't be too long but it's gonna be funny as hell.

Daddy said...

Damn, I should have stayed to see that. yall are gonna need to record it so that I can hear it.

tigernation said...

You really would love it. We did some of it that night and some the next day.

Donny is bringing his keys and we are trying to get a drummer also.

Kind of like those old recordings the Crowes did with 2 acoustic guitars, drums and keys, no bass. Should be a good show if we get the drums

Daddy said...

Its a good sound, especially for a wedding reception.

I expect a recording!

King of Tigerland said...

what is the attitude about crashers?

tigernation said...

I would assume that crashers are probably frowned upon there Kingdom.

They didn't invite anyone from AU really. Mostly just parents and friends of parents.

I wouldn't do it if I were you but you are welcome to give him a call and ask him.

He would probably say yes if you asked him but crashing is a bad practice.

tigernation said...

"This here's a tale for all the fellas, try to do what those ladies tell us, get shot down 'cause your over-zealous, play hard to get, females get jealous...."