Wednesday, March 08, 2006

SEC Basketball Tourney Pool

I think we could all use a break and some beach time. So lets gamble instead!


Go to secsports.com SEC basketball tournament coverage. The games will be numbered one thru eleven with Game 1 being USC vs. MSU and Game 11 is the Championship game. For $10 buy in, please pick the winners of all eleven games and the ACC tourney winner as the tiebreaker.

Games 1-4 are worth one point.
Games 5-8 are worth two points.
Games 9-10 are worth three points.
Game 11 is worth five points.

Wilber Picks returns to assume the Throne of Tigerland once again...

1 MSU
2 Kentucky
3 Auburn
4 Arkansas
5 MSU
6 Kentucky
7 LSU
8 Florida
9 Kentucky
10 Florida
11 Florida

Tiebreaker: Duke....real original.

Good luck. You will need it against me.

101 comments:

Dr.Feelgood said...

alright ladies, kingdom the score will be cut in half. all you other girls will owe me 10 buckaroos.

1 - USC
2 - KY Jelly
3 - Vandy
4 - Ark
5 - Tenn
6 - ALA - FUCKIN - BAMA
7 - LSU
8 - Florida
9 - Fuck You Rocky Top (UT)
10 - LSU
11 - LSU

Thanks to the Allbarners to be the worst team in the state
1 - UA
2 - UAB (I dare you to comment)
3 - South AL
4 - BSC
5 - Lebos squad

Dr.Feelgood said...

Tie breaker - Are you kidding?? Dukie

chairman-of-the-board said...

hello all you michael bolton wannabees, the chairman is here. i've been sitting on the sideline wathcing you no talent ass clowns ramble on for far too long. so, here are my picks for the sec tourney. i'll let you know where to send my money after i win.

1. USC
2. UK
3. AU
4. UGA
5. USC
6. BAMA
7. LSU
8. UF
9. BAMA
10. LSU
11. LSU

Tie Breaker: ACC Champ - Duke

tigernation said...

And the winners are:

1) SC
2) KY
3) Vandy
4) Arky
5) Tenny
6) KY
7) LSU
8) UF
9) UT
10) LSU
11) LSU

DR - Honest question.....Would you rather be the top team in AL in B-ball or Football? I know my answer, Ha Ha....and I don't dispute the fact that AU b-ball is terrible.

Checks can be made out to Crossroads Sit and Sleep Outlet.

tigernation said...

Forgot the tie breaker - Puke

shakeyour$maker said...

Damn these stakes are high. Having to give up $10 is gonna make me go broke. Let me know when we are gonna start playing for real money.

1-USC
2-KY Warming Sensations
3-Auburn (They are due for a win)
4-Ark
5-UT
6-KY Warming Sensations
7-LSU
8-Florida
9-UT
10-LSU
11-UT

Dr.- Why do you put UAT above UAB? You guys won`t even play the Blazers...so how can you say that the Tide is better? I do believe the Blazers knocked off high flyin Memphis not too long ago. That`s something the Tide for sure could not do.

ACC Champs: Duke

Did anyone see Louisville and Pitt last night? The score was 35-9 at one point with Pitt dominating....I cut the game off thinking it was already over. I cut it back on in the second half with a couple of minutes to play, and UL had made a huge comeback cutting the Pitt lead to 5..but could not do the impossible. Good game to watch....

shakeyour$maker said...

Who is the Chairman?

Dr.Feelgood said...

Are you seriously saying that about UAB? No wins against top 50 RPI teams except for the upset of the cruise control Memphis team at home.

Why do we have to play them?? Does Auburn.

Nation, nice answer, who didn't see that coming

Dr.Feelgood said...

about to send you all some pretty good emails

tigernation said...

I am on top of it today. Somebody was gonna say it so I figured it might as well be me.

I think it would be a fun game if SPUAT played UAB. They are so close to each other it would make for a rowdy game I 'm sure.

Don't you think AU could bead Jack State? I think thats about as far as I'm willing to go with AU b-ball.

Watch out though, if Auburn beats Vandy they might just run the table in the Tourney and end up in the dance!!!

shakeyour$maker said...

It just so happens that UAB is ranked ahead of UAT in the RPI rankings. But I guess that doesn`t mean anything.

No Auburn does not play them...but they did for years in the Hardwood Classic. Mike Gottfried refused to play the Blazers (because he is a puss) and disbanded the hardwood classic all together. Now, it does not exist.

tigernation said...

No, the Hardwood Classic is very much still going on........EVERY NIGHT WITH YOUR MOM , Shakes!!!!!!

Man, I am on a ROLLLLL!!!!

Daddy said...

Thanks for the money guys, for real I appreciate it.

1-MS
2-KY
3-Auburn
4-Piggies
5-Tenn
6-Bammer
7-LSU
8-Piggies
9-Tenn
10-Piggies
11-Piggies

Had to go with the hogs, they usually do well in tournament play, and they have had way too many close games. They are just a couple of games away from being a no. 1 or 2 seed.

Daddy said...

Duke for tie-breake.

Daddy said...

I wish I lived in that cave!

Dr.Feelgood said...

Gamecocks baby - Shakes didn't you used to be a JSU B'ball fan back in the aaron kelly days

Dr.Feelgood said...

Pau had his irst triple-double last night in the Grizzuls win over the Sonics. He is such a Vag

Daddy said...

Dr.,
That sure was a lot of naughty emails....thanks!

Dr.Feelgood said...

Sent them with you in mind Daddy, I know how you love the promiscuous ladies

bulldogbite said...

1.South Carolina
2.Kentucky
3.Vanderbilt
4.Arkansas
5.Tennessee
6.Alabama
7.LSU
8.Arkansas
9.Tennessee
10.LSU
11.Tennessee

Tie: North Carolina!

Fantasy Basketball Game
Georgia 22 Auburn 21 (3OT)

Dr.Feelgood said...

Is this Kingdoms other blog?

http://grouphug.us/confessions/792786258

Dr.Feelgood said...

Taylor Hicks busted a move or two last night

tigernation said...

It says I am not able to view that page Dr.

The only thing I can see is something about farting in a biscuit.....LOL!

tigernation said...

Bulldog:

Post that email and I'll get you some good ones. The good dr. just sent out some of the raunchiest shit I have ever seen.

bulldogbite said...

robjones@uga.edu

Daddy said...

Taylor Hicks is a badass, I dont care what anybody says.

tigernation said...

I only saw a clip of his performance but he sounded really good......the dancing......not so much.

I do hope he wins, even if he did go to AU and roots for bammer. Turncoat!

Dr.Feelgood said...

bulldog - would you like to be added to the mailing list??

Takin it to the streets - I somewhat like the circle arm spin Taylor did last evening

Dr.Feelgood said...

Naders are everywhere this afternoon up here in tennessee

tigernation said...

You know to get Momma and the kids to a ditch or in a bathtub if a Nader is in the area don't you?

I would just leave the livestock out there to fend for themselves, but make sure you get Lisa and 'dem in the shed.

I think we should add the bulldog to the list....I just have WAAAAY to many emails to forward in one day. It may take a while to get my whole catalog to him.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Damnit its not lisa its Jackie (Not short for anything) and Misty and they are curled up with Rusty (the dog)in the tub

Some games that could screw some teams up is
Temple upsetting George Washington
Syracuse beating UCONN

bulldogbite said...

another upset for the #1 spot
Syracuse upsets Uconn in big east play. Who's Next?

tigernation said...

The best thing about my job is the Direct TV. BUT, I can't seem to get the SEC tourney.....I thought it was on JP but I have the ACC. Shit

tigernation said...

Dr, speaking of "Jackie(not short for anything)". I have a buddy whose name is Bobby Andrew Dunagan.....not Robert....just Bobby.

Bulldog you know him. I had to laugh right at him when he told me that the other day.

bulldogbite said...

no way

bulldogbite said...

score one for kid
1 point= sc win
game on

Dr.Feelgood said...

Thats awesome. I would permanently change my name to Robert just to avoid laughs

Dr.Feelgood said...

C'mon Bulldog, I thik everyone but Daddy and Kingdom got that one

tigernation said...

Bulldog, I will dominate you just like I do in "Mario Cart" every time you are in town!!!

I think i am up on Jake by about 48 races. Just like I will be up on y'all by about 48 DOLLARS or more when the tourney is over!!!

Dr.Feelgood said...

Bulldog you are added I will send you all the smut I get

tigernation said...

Dr, what is the weather like over there...still Naders in the area?

I hope the storm passes me by 'cause my trailer will not hold up against another mean old Nader.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Yeah Naders everywhere. Nasty Rain wind possibly some hail. Headed you direction.

When weather is like this real estate/construction business basically comes to a stop, so I am bored to tears in this office

bulldogbite said...

nation
you can have "mario cart", I want you on the bench press!

tigernation said...

OHHHHHHH no you didn't!! I am a bench press MACHINE!!!

All triceps and chest is my goal for the summer. Along with my breathtaking gut and chest jungle! No tan for Nation, just cover everything with enough hair and I look tan.

I pushed a cool 185 in my last set of 6 the other day so you best get to work. I think that translates to a max of about 220 so by June I'm looking at about 300!!!!! No way that happens.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Saint Louis put up 14 points in the first half against Saint Joes

Thats 2 pts less than Louisvilles stellar 16 point first half last night

Dr.Feelgood said...

If my shoulders weren't permanently injured I would take you both down on the press.

tigernation said...

They should be able to score 14 with 2 against 5. Pitiful.


I am about to send another priceless Iron Bowl pic via email......Dr, I know you are waiting on it like Christmas so here it comes.

tigernation said...

bulldog, let me know if you got any of the emails. My Address book won't let me add your name for some reason (maybe because it has UGA in the address). So I have to type the address and I get lost sometimes.

Check out the guy on the right in the Bama pic. His jawline looks like Bulldog's boy ROB CROY!!! Underbite to the max.....bet his mom is his sister.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Nation - that pic you sent in email, check out the way that sissy is shaking his shaker behind the second guy from left

Dr.Feelgood said...

theres a term i like to use for the underbite - "buckled Up"

Daddy said...

Nation,
The people at the nursing home let you lift weights?

tigernation said...

I think the sissy might be a woman.

Or, he could be doing the Pre-Kickoff War Eagle in which he would be "swirling" the shaker. I think it's another kickoff personally!!!!

Either way, it is a pretty sissy looking shake I agree.

And yes, "Buckled Up" is a really funny way to put that. I think I will use that in the future.

tigernation said...

Daddy, I don't know about the nursing home but your Mom and girlfriend love it when I have tight arms and pects!!!

And we know you like it when my butt is tight so I have to work out pretty hard to keep all my bitches happy!!!

Yes, the wieght room in the garage is comlpete with Olympic plates and everything.

Daddy said...

special olympics

tigernation said...

I know you can do better than that Daddy!!!!

Daddy said...

I am looking at the emails Dr. sent me right now. I will be back to tend with grandpa in a little while.

tigernation said...

I hope you are at home because your boss would not want you wanking it at the office now would he?

Dr.Feelgood said...

KY not playing real well right now

Dr.Feelgood said...

That one video link is like instant chubby

Daddy said...

Thats why I havn't really looked at them yet. They were way too inappropriate for my surroundings until now.

Daddy said...

The girl who is washing up needs to go ahead and shave that muffalata a lil bit.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Nader touched down near Lake Pickwick.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Did yall watch Sons and Daughters the other night??

Daddy said...

what is sons and daughters?

tigernation said...

I love a little fur burger every now and then. Also like hair pie and whisker biscuits. I think it makes me not feel so bad about my excessive body hair. Althought the nuts and bolts are trimmed to perfection just in case a lady was to one day see them again.

tigernation said...

"althouGH"


Did not see Sons and Daughters but the previews looked good.

Daddy said...

http://members.tripod.com/Doc5555/photoalbum/index.html

Check this out if you havnt already, pretty damn funny, especiall the bammer story.

Daddy said...

Yeah a nice little grazing area never hurt anyone, but she had too much.

Daddy said...

nation,
People who group up when you did(70's)like the long pubics, I forgot about that.

Daddy said...

Is "sons and daughters" that Lorne Michaels show?

Dr.Feelgood said...

yeah it had some great parts - definitely worth the watch

Dr.Feelgood said...

Ole Miss strong start is wearing off all squared right now

tigernation said...

Looks like Florida and Urban Crier have yet another thug ass black coming to G-vegas......

Lesson: More to recruiting than just talent!!!



Top UF recruit banned

Incidents end prep career
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By Dave Curtis
Gainesville Bureau

March 8, 2006



GAINESVILLE · Florida football signee Percy Harvin's tumultuous high school athletic career ended three months early Tuesday after a series of transgressions and poor sportsmanship episodes in football and basketball.

Two Virginia newspapers reported that the Virginia High School League upheld last week's decision to ban Harvin, a football, basketball and track standout at Virginia Beach's Landstown High, for unsportsmanlike conduct.

Last week, VHSL Assistant Director Tom Zimorski told the Virginian-Pilot in Norfolk that no state player had received such a penalty during his six-year tenure.

Through Florida sports information director Steve McClain, the UF football coaching staff did not comment Tuesday night.

The move adds another conduct problem to UF Coach Urban Meyer's roster.

Last month, wide receiver Kenneth Tookes admitted to police he fired into a Gainesville apartment during an incident after the team banquet. Fellow receiver Andre Caldwell and cornerback Reggie Lewis were at the scene of the shooting, too.

Meyer said through McClain last week that he planned to allow his staff and the team leadership committee to mete out any discipline.

In October, Harvin earned a two-game football suspension for foul language and placing his hands on an official. Harvin claimed a player had spit on him. Despite the missed time, several Internet recruiting services ranked him as the nation's No. 1 prospect.

Then, last month, Harvin and an opponent fought during a basketball game, with both players receiving technical fouls. The incident prompted game officials to halt the game with time remaining on the clock.

Days later, Harvin quit the team, with his mother citing concerns for his safety.

Dr.Feelgood said...

He will be a replica of Fred Rouse at FSU

tigernation said...

I can't wait to get the GAYtors at Jordan-Hare this year!!!

I hope Urban leaves in tears with shitty pants!!!

Dr.Feelgood said...

He left Bryant Denny that way

tigernation said...

Yes, he did.

Do you think the Gaytors will be improved over last year's squad with another year in the faggish offense?

And do you think Bama will beat them like a drum again down in the swamp?

I have no idea what to expect, but I will bet you $100 that UF is in the top 7 in the preseason AP poll. Write it down.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Headed to the C-USA tourney to watch the Tigers. See yall tomorrow

Dr.Feelgood said...

Ladies scores after day one:


The Doctah - 4
Nation - 4
Bulldog - 4
Shakes - 3
Chairman - 2
Kingdom - 2
Daddy - 2

tigernation said...

Total domination in Dodge Ball last night.

I felt like we were much more aggressive and it showed in our winning the first 4 games in a total of about 10 minutes.

Its fun blasting fat guys and watching them fall. Or even better if they try to catch the ball it just goes through their hands and busts them in the head.

Total domintation and a complete team effort. It sounded like a shooting gallery in the GMS gym with all the red rubber balls blasting up against the wall.

Daddy said...

I just won a bid I placed last week on some crowes tickets.I did not think I was going to win so I bidded really low and figured if I won them at that price then it would be worth going. Well damn if I didnt win those fuckers for below face value. So, daddy will be attending the fox show. Everyone get pumped!

Dr.Feelgood said...

Congrats daddy, some old college buddies of mine bought a converted short bus/RV for $600 earlier this year. They drove it back from Pennsylvania. Took a quart of oil for every gas tank

Dr.Feelgood said...

Honest to God just saw another great Alabama tattoo leaving lunch. Guy had BAMA in block letters probably 2.5 in. high the interior of the letters made a rebel flag.

Fuckin' Right Roll Tide

tigernation said...

Where was it on his body? I'm guessing back of the neck.

And does this make you proud?????
I'm guessing no.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Bicep baby.. I could careless what that Redneck gets tatooed and where.

That guy has never stepped foot in Tuscaloosa

tigernation said...

Outer bicep, like in the area of a tribal band?

That is classic.

I bet he had a goatee or some chops. Shaved or balding head is also possible. diving a Ford F-250 of Z-71?

He might have gone to a class or 2 in t-town but I doubt it.

Next time you have to try and get a pic with your phone or something so we can all see.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Tennessee getting beat..This may lead to Chairman having an easy route for the pool

Daddy said...

I guarantee he has at least one more tat, and it almost certainly is in chinese or old english lettering.

Daddy said...

nation,
Have you heard if anyone is opening for the crowes?

tigernation said...

daddy - I don't think they have an opening act. Last 3 times I saw them they didn't.

tigernation said...

For those of you that thought Jim-Bob Cooter had the funniest name in college football I present the new leader of the pack:



Lucious Pusey

Linebacker


Height: 5-foot-11
Weight: 200 pounds
Class Year: Fr
High School: American Heritage


I think he plays for Mizzou. Found this on the Scout board.
Hometown: Delray Beach, FL

Dr.Feelgood said...

What dude gonna call another dude lucious

Daddy said...

Yeah thats what i figured. I am trying to figure out how much time I am going to have to get to atl before the show.

I think that is my favorite name ever.

tigernation said...

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/2006/03/06/bonds.years/index.1.exclude.html

If you guys can copy that link it is a photo gallery of the growth of Barry Bonds since 1983.

If the link doesn't work just go to SI.com and the MLB section and it's not too hard to find.

tigernation said...

Sorry, link didn't work I guess.

Check it out though if you have time.

Dr.Feelgood said...

I saw that the other day. I loved the title "The Growing Legacy of BArry Bonds" or something like that

Dr.Feelgood said...

Looks like it is Chairmans tourney to lose

tigernation said...

I am so freaking bored!!!

And still hungover from the after dodgeball party.

Haven't seen old Shakey around here lately. Must be busy in A-town.

Dr.Feelgood said...

Here's something that may cure the boredom

http://www.killsometime.com/games/Game.asp?ID=438

Shakes has been quite lately. He is scared.

Bama - 22 KY - 15 3 to go in 1st

Dr.Feelgood said...

20-10 into down 23-22 at halftime

Dr.Feelgood said...

Fuckin A man, I am out. Have a good weekend. Ron WHite Saturday night, So I will be full of Jokes come monday.