Happy birthday Dr.! I hope you get the pony you wanted.
I awoke this morning to a midget pony. Thanks Daddy
Happy B-day good Dr.
After we left the high flyin Memphis Tigers game last evening, I wanted to go have a few drinks. I was thoroughly dissappointed in the showing of single ladies on V-Day night at the bar. I thought they would be out craving for someone to buy them something. I was mistaken and came home around 10:30ish thoroughly dissapointed.
I grant you Dr. that if Daddy had been up there, he would`ve put out for you. I have seen him in action, wearing a short, short little skirt to the bar. The skirt is so short (and no panties) that you can actually smell his freshly douched pootie by just walking by him. Too bad there were not any girls like him up there to liven your night up.HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE DOCTOR! BIG 23...IT JUST SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY WHEN I WAS SHOWING YOU THE ROPES...TEACHING YOU HOW TO SMOKE A CIG, AND HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS. YOU`VE COME A LONG WAY WITH MY ASSISTANCE.
I cant argue, I do put out on the first date, or actually no date is required.
Correction: Smoking Fake Cigs on top of the RV
Shakes McMoney and Daddy - I hope you guys are planning an awesome welcome home party for me when I come for A-Day.I expect many ladies and other food and party favors. I hope you have begun to make preparations.I would also like an escort of hot women waiting to feed me grapes and massage my feets when I roll into town. Please only 18-21 year old WHITE women. No livestock or wild animals.Daddy - I would also like you to paint a portrait of me wearing a pair of your Koochie Kutters for me to take home as a gift.
You are in luck, I already painted a portrait of you, but you are completely naked.The only girls we know are our girlfriends, but you are welcome to them!
When is A-Day? Kind of sad that I live down here and don`t know.
Weekend of March 18.I think your girlfriends are over the age requirement. I don't fool around with old women anymore. I have a taste for the young ones now. But thank you for the offer.After the 90 year old massage at the wedding I no longer fool with the grannys.Looking forward to seeing Tate run at A-day, also ready to see Blackmon and whoever the new punt returner will be. they say they may have Courtney Taylor returning them this year.
Nation,If you only like the 21 and unders then you are twice the age of most of the girls you want to hook up with.
Yes, you do have a point diddy.I might be the best salesman in Forsyth county, GA. Just talked a guy into a 2 thousand dollar King size when he came in looking for two twin size sets.......whooooooo.
Dr. - Thanks for the cool email pics. That reminds me of Shake's girl Carla the AU Phi Mu.What do these chicks think about when they take these pictures? And more than that, what do their parents think when they see them?That chick is smoking hot. I wonder if those cans are real. they look pretty freaking real to me.
I still have those carla arnette pics.And i will tell you what those girls think about when they get nek and touch themselves....Me!
Bwaaaahaahaaahaahhhaaaaaaaa!!!If I thought that was true I would jump off a bridge daddy!I might take some pics like that.....do you think they would get spread around on the internet???Women would be intsinctivly flocking like the salmon of Capastrano to Gainesville, GA as soon as they saw me in the nude!
Oh they would get spread around the internet, but not for the same reasons as you would think. However, they might do well around the gay community.Are you coming for real to A-day?
Yeah I am coming. I might even come on thurs so I can have more time to record with the boys.Should be a good weekend.
sweet. looking forward to it.
Y'all have got to check out this article about Bear Bryant....www.michiganzone.blogspot.comIt is moving to say the least
I had to post a comment on there. They have some pretty funny stuff.
God I feel like ASS TODAY!!I think it is hilarious how even people in Michigan continue to bring up the Bear. Yet, the dig him up comments go towards Alabama. Amazing Even Michigan people conitinue to bring him up. Roll TideNation that lady in the email has a smokin body
Honest to God story here:Lady just came in to get a key for her house, and since the weather here is schitzophrenic? and it is in the 70s today, she was wearing one of those gross girl wife beaters, when she turned to exit the office on her back was a huge Alabama logo tatooed right below her neck
i wish there was a way to get a picture of that.You must be proud of your fellow Bama fan.
Nice article on the intimidator http://sports.espn.go.com/rpm/news/story?seriesId=2&id=2331021
http://wbhm.org/Tapestry/bands/TaylorHicks.htmlThis is a link to 3 free song downloads by Taylor Hicks. These songs are pretty damn good and groovy. I just downloading them and have them playing on my iTunes. Works perfect.Heart and SoulSoul ThingThose are the best ones to me.
I am going to need more activity out of you all on Friday.
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