Bad weather and working over the weekend was solved by a hot bowl of soup, leather recliner and good TV. We enjoyed the Olympics, Pro Bowl, Gonzaga B-Ball, Patton, and some good History channel. The coolest Olympians are the skiers. They go to unlicenced Mexican doctors, they go out drinking all night and then go down the side of a mountain on mere ounces of fiberglass blades at over 80 miles an hour. Crazieness. So far I have found most of the events enjoyable with the exception of figure skating. Snowboarding is awesome. The Koreans win gold and silver in short track speed skating? Wild.
Daytona 500 next weekend. NASCAR is back. Biffle might do it this year.
USA
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Will Ferrell is making a new movie about a Nascar Driver who races a French Indy driver to see who has the better sport. I think it is called "Talladega Nights: The Story of Billy Bobby". Not kidding about that.
Did anyone see the women's Freestyle Mogul skiing? Every single contestant was HOT!!
Bulldogbite came to town and we got wasted on saturday while my room-mate's brother was caught making out with a married woman at the bar......what a night.
congrats to bo taber on his engagement to Liz
Dr. - I used to work for a company based out of Olive Branch, MS. Right down the road from Memphrica. The other guys used to talk about how great the Platinum was. One of the female reps(who I hooked up with by the way) used to get on stage and get down with the strippers. Apparently, the girls go down on eachother on stage. I'm jealous, I sure do love the titty bar.
Daddy - What is a "plethera" Effe? How can you tell me I have a "plethera", when you don't even know what a "plethera" is?......What movie is that from? And who says it?
Guess everyone is busy this monday so I will answer my own question.........El Guapo from "3 Amigos". ElGuapo = The handsome
Happy Valentine`s Day to everyone. I hope your ladies got you everything you could possibly want for V-Day. I heard Daddy got those crotchless Panties from Victoria`s Secret that he has been wanting.
I`m sorry that I have been absent from the blog lately. My job has kept me busy and away from the computer. I will start making time for the blog. It is much more important to me than these multi-million dollar projects my company is working on. ha ha
I'm glad you have your priorities in order Shakes.
http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/talladeganights/index.html
This is a link to that Nascar Movie with WIll Ferrell. "Talladega Nights...The ballad of Ricky Bobby"
Happy early B`day Dr. What are you gonna do to celebrate?
That movie is gonna be great.
Happy early B-Day Dr. You should have told the ladies at the Platinum that your B-day was coming up. You might have gotten a Freebie.
Do y'all know anybody named Ricky Bobby? Since y'all are from around Talladigga I thought you might know some funny names.
It was 3 years ago and it was uneventful. Actually, the worst age is 25. It is the last stand before the big fall to 30.
A guy named Dale picked up a mattress yesterday but I don't have lots of good ones yet.
I think they are basically making fun of the "Allison Family." Bobby Allison (the dad) was first, then he had a bunch of sons...and if I`m not mistakened one of them was named Ricky...along with Davey.
Just to let yall know how redneck the "ALabama Gang" and fans were....a few days following the death of Davey Allison, his wife (who lived in Hueytown) began dating World Famous, and Dr.`s Favorite singer ever...Mr. Joe Diffy. Diffy moved in with the former Mrs. Davery Allison. A few days after he moved in....He walked outside one morning to find a huge sign in the front yard that read, "GO TO HELL JOE DIFFY, THIS IS THE HOUSE THAT DAVEY BUILT!"
DR.-Nice work on the "TRI-FECTA."
I don`t think I have ever done that before. Mine always seem to run out at different times. The best is when I run out of DO, go to the store to buy another stick...then two days later, I`m out of toothpaste. That is what always seems to happen to me.
Speaking of buying personal supplies. Jacob and I went to the store last night to get some paper towels and shampoo when I stumbled across "Wet Ones". The flushable, disinfectant ass wipes. When I got home I went directly to the bathroom and forced out a dump just so I could use one of my "Wet Ones" wipes. The refreshing feeling was AWESOME! I felt like my ass had been splashed with a cool burst of aloe and chamomile. I suggest everyone pick up a box. They can be found int he paper isle at your local grocery.
"Cause there's something women like about a pickup maaaaaan."
"In John Deere Green, on a hot summer night, he wrote Billy Bob luvs Charlene, in letters 3 foot high."
Thanks for the Allsion family tree Dr. Donnie was the best in my opinion.
"Auburn is without a doubt the greatest city in the world......drink it in , it always goes down smooth." -RB
"Dicovered in 1904 by the Germans, they named it AW - Brin. Which of course in German means, a whale's vagina." -RB
Clifford the big red dog?
"Baxter..you are my little gentleman, I will take you to foggy London town, because you are my little gentleman."
Dr.- Are you MDCrimson on al.com AU forum?
"You woke the bears, why did you do that?!?!"
"What? I don't speak Spanish. In English please."
"I want to lick you! I will lick you in front of everyone to show my joy!"
I just thought the MD might tie in with the Dr. The guy wasn't an obnoxious fan or anything I just thought it could be you.
"You guys kept your head on a swivel. And that's what you have to do when you find yourself in the middle of a vicious cock fight!"
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