The end of the week. Amen.
NASCAR is back. The Daytona 500 is Sunday and should be a dandy. Who will win the race and the NextelSprintWinstonFranceFamily Cup in 2006?
Better yet, if you were a driver who would you be? Fiction or non.............I'd be #52 and a bull in a china cabinet. Watch out passing me on the left.
$hakes might be a good Jeff Gordon or LowesChevyMonteCarlo. Dr. would be the Ghost of Dale. Nation might be Rusty Wallace aka oldasssmartass or junior. Diddy would be Jeff Gordon's girlfriend. The King would be 20.
I remember Nation claiming to be an Olympian the last Olympiad because he was a "luger".
In the spirit of the Olympics, what is your favorite winter sport?
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I am no doubt the best "luger" on this blog if not the entire world.
I would be whoever is car #16. I took that number when I was 8 years old because of Bo Jackson and it took me to numerous championships that most of you have heard a lot about. So I would have to be ole #16. I guess that is Biffle? Not really sure.
Fave Winter Olymp Sport: Either SnowboardCross, Luge(1 man), or anything that has the cute little American SnowBunnies(freestyle Skiing, snowbard pipe, etc..).
Did anyone hear Bryant Freaking Gumble complaining about no blacks in the Winter Olymps?
That stupid son of a bitch needs to realize that BLACK PEOPLE HATE THE COLD!!!!!!! Therfore, no black people snow ski....duuuhh.
I have been skiing out west 3 or 4 times in my life and have NEVER seen a single blackie.
And Bryant Gumble is whiter than I am. WTF is he bitching about?
There was a black gold medalist last winter olympics in Salt Lake City. She did the bobsled or luge or something like that. SHe was also from the greatest state in the world....ALABAMA. Also, there is a black male speed skater on the US team. He is a problem child for the US "TEAM" because he has repeatedly refused to practice with the team. He trains in Canada, because he says the team doesn`t like him and won`t let him show off his skills. TYPICAL!!!!
Bryant Gumble needs to think before he speaks. Did he ever think about the national qualifying competitions for each sport in the Olympics? Most of the people that try to qualify for the team don`t make it...and I`m sure there are some blacks that try out...but don`t make it. Is that the fault of the white man?
They have more colored people in the Summer Olympics than Winter Olympics...Do white people need to start complaining when the majority of the SUmmer Olympic US team is black? I`m thinking yes, if Bryant wants to complain.
I would be #3 or #1 if I had a race car. That would make me Dale E. or Truex, Jr.
I have to say that I have enjoyed Men`s figure skating...The times I have watched someone has busted...and busted HARD.
Favorite would have to be the Snowboard Cross and Speed Skating.
You would Shakey!!! And we know it's not 'cause you like the "busts". It's because you like the "butts".
Daddy - I doesn't surprise me that you would want to be Tom (closet Fag) Cruise. It is all coming together about you two today. My theory is being proven correct.
I forgot about speed skating, that is fun to watch. Although, why don't they haul ass the whole time? Somebody should train to go full throttle the whole race. They would blow everybody away. Just sprint the whole time kind of like the 400 meters in the summer.
Did i read correctly when I saw that a former Bama football player was teaching PE and let students pay him $1 a day so they didn't have to dress out? I guess he played for the Bahr.
(With Jewish accent)..................
"This is Sual, Saul Rosenberg.....I am calling about the dresser you advertised in the paper......yes, I need someone to help me get dressed in the morning."
(Gay Accent)......."Do you have any blue ballooooonssss?"
Yes, the Jerky Boys are great. Donny was a big fan.
P.S. Just kidding about that teacher....not a Bama player.
Daddy is not even Rowdy. He is the other guy (Robin Hood -Men in Tights).
Bulldog - You still got the 88 sticker on the back window of the truck?
That reminds me of that HUGE Cowboy Collar you wore in your football days. You looked like you were 6'10".....LOL
Jerky..."You want me to sell a f-cking tank I'll sell the shit! I take the customer's head and SLAM it in the hood of the Caahh and I say you buy this f-cking cahh you piece of shit!!!"
I am on my 2nd Honda. Not to mention the 2 Toyotas and the Jeep. Just waiting to buy the 350 Z!!!!
Dawg - Darrell just called and said he is taking his Autistic Buddy to the ATL Aquarium. I wish I could get a video of that. Can you imagine Darrell at the aquarium with that guy? So funny.
We should have won that stinking war!!!
Just heard a little on the radio this morning. No details.
Feel free to copy and paste if you got something good. I am too lazy to do anything today.
Dr - you will like this.
There is an argument on Scout.com's premium board about whether or not Taylor Hicks is a AU or Bama fan.
I think he went to AU but lots of people say he is a Bama homer.
They are saying that if he wins American Idol that Bama will claim a 13th National Title.......is this true?
I heard the same thing nation. UAT is already planning a ceremony for the 13th NC just in case Hicks wins the competition. They have a parade planned, and a baloon release at Denny Chimes where Hick will lay his hand and boot prints in the famous Crimson Tide walk of Champions.
I don't care if he likes Bama, AU, or the Fruit Loop Faggot Squad. I jusr thought it was a funny joke about the 13 titles.
Are y'all really gonna watch the Nascar? I thought it was a joke. I really can't say when the last time was that I watched a race. I would like to see Junior pull one out if I had to pull for somebody.
Are there bookies that take bets on races?
I heard from a customer who owns a car repair shop that Nascar knows within 5 drivers who is gonna win. So basically they can place the top 5 in no particular order for every race. If you could somehow get this info you could win tons of money.
Thats cool. I know Dega was down the road but I didnt know you guys were such big fans.
Hey, they filmed parts of Days of Thunder at Lanier Raceway, which is right down the road from me. I think it was the early parts of the movie, when he was a training. I have only been to a couple of races but they are pretty fun. nothing like Talladigggga though.
Oh, there will always be a special place in my heart for PCB!
Found this on the Bama board this morning. Pretty heart warming stuff........
Posted by My name is Earl on February 18, 2006 at 11:28:37:
Last night I took my 7 year old to Dillards to do a little spring shopping. While we were looking around he stops and yells " Hey Dad, look, can I have this? It's an Iron Bowl shirt."
I said no son, we lost that game. He said "But Dad we never beat Auburn!"
I stopped and thought for a minute and realized he was too young to remember us beating Auburn.
Basically, the last several years are his memories and he doesn't know what's it's like to win. How sad is that? I about cried!
So I got down on one knee, looked him in the eyes and said "Son, I promise you we will beat Auburn this year!" He got a big ole smile on his face and said "Do you mean that Dad?" And I said "Son, I promise!"
It was just one of those father, son moments that I will never forget! I hope I can keep my promise!
RTR
What he failed to tell is son is...."Son, and if we lose to Auburn, I will take out my gun and shoot you. Because that is what we Bama fans do when we lose."
Just thought you guys would like such a touching father-son moment.
Nation, That was one of the funniest things I have ever read.
That little boy is gonna think his dad is a big lying bastard if Auburn gives UAT the thumb. Why make a pormise over something you have no control over. Typical, typical, typical.
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