Any one see the Cleveland fan get body slammed by Steeler's huge LB when he ran onto the field? And for this he will spend Super Bowl weekend in jail.
Yes, Jessica, I agree it is time to look forward to next year.Here are the King's picks. Oh yeah, I have not seen any checks yet, either.
1 LSU
2 OSU
3 Florida
4 ND
5 USC
6 Miami
7 Texas
8 WVU
9 Auburn
10 Lousiville
11 Cal
12 Penn State
13 Georgia
14 South Carolina
15 Michigan
16 Virginia Tech
17 Oklahoma
18 Alabama
19 UCLA
20 Nebraska
21 Tennessee
22 Iowa
23 Oregon
24 Colorado
25 a Arizona
b Texas Tech
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Nations Picks:
1)Ohio State
2)LSU
3)Notre Dame
4)WVU
5)USC
6)Florida
7)Texas
8)Auburn
9)Miami
10)Louisville
11)Michigan
12)Penn State
13)Cal
14)UGA
15)UCLA
16)Va. Tech
17)Oklahoma
18)South Carolina
19)Tennessee
20)Oregon
21)Nebraska
22)Alabama
23)Iowa
24)texas Tech
25)Arizona Stae
Shakey, did you say Crowne Plaza in buckhead?
Yes Sir. Crown Royal Plaza in Buckhead
Shakes Top 25 For the Doctor
1)LSU
2)Florida
3)Auburn
4)UGA
5)South Carolina
6)Tennessee
7)Arkansas St.
8)Temple
9)Tulane
10) Washington St.
11)Arkansas
12)Ole Miss
13)Miss St.
14)Vandy
15) USC
16)Texas
17)Ohio St
18)FSU
19)Mich
20)WVU
21)Nebraska
22)Notre Dame
23)Miami
24)L`ville
25)Bama
Bottom 5
1)La-Monroe
2)Duke
3)FL International
4)Hawaii
5)Texas Tech
LOL!!!! That is awesome! HAAAAHAAA
You should have gone ahead and put Auburn #1.
Just booked a room at the Crowne Royal Plaza. Guess I'll be bringing my new bottle of Crown that I got for my b-day to top off the occasion.
Tux for Shakes? Is daddy going? I sure hope so...and I better see him rocking that Tom Seleck stache!
Shakes will be bringing some Crown as well to top off the weekend. No tux, just a sweet sexy suit for the Shakes.
I can use what I learned in college about racial demographics to determine that there is a 88.7% chance that at least half of the workforce at the Memphis DMV is afro-american.
You know he got a new maroon Astro Van with a white pinstripe on the side to go with his Bammer magnet that says "on my way to see the Tide play."
Jermarcus Ricks is a Tiger. Nice pick up. Auburn needs some linemen, especially on the offensive side. They say he can play guard and d-tackle.
Thank you Mr. Ricks for becoming a Tiger. You made the correct decision.
Shakes,
It's looking like I will be arriving in Buckhead about 6:00 my time. I am going to try and check in before the wedding. I think the hotel and the church are on the same road so that will be very easy. We will have to get on 285 and go 1 exit to get to the reception so we might want to carpool if that is ok. It would save time and gas and keep both of our drunk asses from driving. We could also drive back to the hotel after the wedding and then take a cab to the reception. Let me know what you think about that shit, punk.
Cav Coupe baby! Tell me you are going to put some speakers on the back dash...with no box..just the bare speaker with the wires coming out of the back.
Maybe a "Fear This" sticker and a beaded seat cover on the driver's seat.
Two missing hub caps are a must.
A different color on the passenger door and rust on both bumpers.
Carpet from ceiling hanging down inside and taped above driver's side so you can see.
Driver's door won't open so you have to say "let me get in first, my door don't work, got stuck last week."
Incredibly loud and piercing screaching noise at all times.
Belts old so it sounds like birds chirping when you crank it up.
Blues smoke killing bugs and choking whoever is behind you in traffic.
Cracker crumbs and old food smashed into seats.
A mix of Menthol cigarette smell and stale beer.
Glove box full of parking tickets.
Blood stain on back seat that nobody knows how it got there.
What about the smell of the car? I wonder what yall will come up with for the smell....Maybe a sweet rectum smell along with smoke, and wintergreen skoal.
Car Pool sounds like the way to go to the wedding/reception or whatever. I think we will be arriving sometime in the early afternoon. We will prolly just kick it around town until it is time to go to the wedding. I`ll holla at you tomorrow when we get there, Nation.
No ground effects. The car rides lop sided because of the fat ass beeotch riding on one side eating cheeburgers and hot wangs.
Chinese letteing is a must.
Mexican tassle around the interior is ok if the ceiling carpet stays up.
The smell of the car is menthols, stale beer, dirty diapers, fast food, more menthols, reds, body odor(rectum as shakey would say), breast milk, frum-unda-cheese, and more menthols.
Boy, this sure sounds like my kinda car. Dr. I`m jealous as hell that you went out and bought my dream car.
Coat hanger abortion? That is too much, oh my God that is disgusting. HA HA LMAO! I love this car. Shakey, can you please drive it to the wed? I would love to cruise up in that one.
No hell time. Just 1 really gross thought put into words.
Shakes, I just looked and the hotel is 1.8 miles from the church. We should ride together to the wedding and then back to the hotel. Catch a cab to the reception (8 miles) and then from the reception to the bars or hotel, whatever. I'm not wanting to get on the 285 bypass after drinking at the reception and I'm sure you aren't either.
What does that mean? Bitch get out of the car and walk?
Oh yeah, that was pretty funny. "I'm from the kick yo ass tribe!"
Well, I am honestly sorry to hear that. You are now a "resident VOL" whether you like it or not.
It's amazing the lengths we will go to in order to further our career and make money.
I told a customer the other day that I was "proud of the Dawgs season." Can you believe that? I almost barfed up my lunch.
Nation,
A car pool to the wedding then back to the hotel to catch a cab to the reception is fine with me. I really could care less about driving drunk on 285. If drunk, I`ll just have to pull out my magnent number 8`s to put all over the car, so we can race folks on 285.
Do you think there will be cabs from the reception?
Dr.-Not taxes....I think you meant the anal rape that Easterling gave you.
Shakeyourwangstein,
Yep, there will be cabs from there. They have to. There will be too many drunk folks there to be driving around Atl. Remember, Monk is getting married....that means there will be a Robbs sighting. That fact alone constitutes a mass # of taxi cabs in the area.
But, if you are cool with driving then we can try to make it back to the hotel after the reception. I think the hotel is close to the bars. I told my date I would go out with her afterwards so I guess I have to.
Just got a new weight bench for my b-day from Play It Again. Olympic style baby! I will be SWOLE up top in about 3 months.
It's all about making sure the chest sticks out farther than the gut.
My titties were getting kind of soft and the ladies were NOT happy.
Fear the CHEST!!!
Yea, I guess your right with Robbs` being in attendance, cabs will be plentiful. Fuck the Drunk Driving, we`ll do the cab thing.
Tell me about this date of yours. Age, Sex, Race, Boobies, Booty, etc....???
Oh yea...I forgot. My apologizes for Easterling. I hope he gets that leg settled down. That could be a VERY big problem for him in the future when he decides to settle down with someone. The girl/guy he marries might have to wear shin guards and a cup to bed. Better yet, just full body armor to go to sleep in while sharing a bed with Easterling.
Age...22
Race...White! Finally!
Sex.....yes, of course
Boobies.....ENORMOUS!! Honestly, them thangs are huge.
Booty....Big....not as big as Kim's though...that was freaking HUGE.
She is very good friends with my little bro. She used to think I was the shit when I would come back from college.....before the weight gain. You know, the older guy syndrome....
We aren't dating though so don't ask her how long we have been dating and all that shit.
I can`t wait to meet her. You just wait and listen to what I ask her.
22...Oh I see, going after your brother`s old girlfriends. I would feel "Old" going out with someone that young and I`m 23. I can`t imagine what you feel like at 29.
You are a fucking RIOT shakes!!!!!
For the record I am 26.
I do feel old from time to time when I have to talk about the "O.C." and "Laguna Beach" and "One Tree Hill".
Who the hell names a TV show "One Tree Hill"? Thats like saying "Two Car Garage" or "One Turd Poop".
I'm not going to lie though. I love "Dancing with the Stars". Stacy Keibler is a knockout and Jerry Rice can dance pretty good.
I am also a fan of early American Idol episodes because I love watching people fall on their faces.
You are CORRECT! He is a faggot. Daddy, you too, don't act like you don't remember that time I walked in on y'all after my 10:00 class.
Shawn and Cindyloo will be in attendance when roll is called for dinner at the Clonts household.
Dr.-No, I`m not a faggot, and NO i am not trying out for Idol. Aiken is hot, so I appreciate that Clonts. Did yall catch the bald dude singing "The Letter" by Joe Cocker?
Bilbo Baggins, do not try to act like you aren`t 29. I`m gonna touch your girl`s tit. COWGIRL UP!!!!!!!
Nation- Do you think Granberry might make an appearance Saturday Night? i wonder if he`ll want to go "smoke some grass"?
Cowgirl up is actually her email address! I am not expecting a Granberry sighting, but we may hear that phrase since we are notorious for those types of actions.
Did any of you see the twins from the first night have been arrested for identity theft? They are from ATL....typical.
Daddy- You still going to see Duncan Sheik, Gretchen Wilson, and Ronnie Milsap this weekend? Should be a great show. Wonder what Gretchen is talkin about in the song "All Jacked Up"?
Those black boy twins? I did not know that.
Cowgirl Up...that`s pretty sexy. She like to do the reverse cowgirl position?
Well Ladies, I am taking it to the house for a session. I will see some of you turds tomorrow....others I will see at a later date.
Later old man. Not sure about the "reverse cowgirl." Although, I have enjoyed that one quite a bit with some other sweet ladies.
I know what Gretchen is talking about and it is not good for you at all.
Well, it looks like Schaeffer (sp?) is headed to Ole Miss. Guess he'll be adding a Mississippi prison stay to his Tennessee list of prison visits. He should fit right in with that maniacal, wife-abusing, mongrel of a coach (Ogre!). Guess he'll be tasting the wrath of Auburn's d-line just like he did at UT. Maybe he won't break a bone this time around when slammed by a Tiger. He needs to stay healthy so he can pick up where he left off in his interception tally against AU.
Rivals.com
Auburn is now the team to beat for Hawthorne. "Auburn is No. 1," said Hawthorne. "South Carolina is second and Georgia is third."
I hope it stays that way for a week or so. He said he thinks he can come to Auburn and push for early playing time.
Guess Kingdom was too tired yesterday to give us a new topic so I'll take over for the moment.
With my new found interest in recruiting this year I have noticed that the so called "expert recruiting services" differ in their assesments of players and signee classes in general.
For instance: Scout.com has Alabama's class rated as the #21 overall class in the nation while Rivals.com has Alabama #10. That is just one team and one example.
From team to team and player to player, these so-called "experts" drastically vary in their respective opinions. Personally I think these services are unfair to players and fans as they build expectations up so high that these players are set up for failure. And with the team rankings, fans think that their team should be contending for championships simply due to the fact that Scout.com said they signed the "#7 safety in the nation" or whatever.
Let me know some of your brilliant thoughts on these services and recruiting in general.
Nation- You have made an excellent point in your observation. I don`t think the intention of these scout websites is to set a kid up for failure or to falsely identify one`s playing ability. I think it has become more and more popular as interest in recruiting is at an all time high. This is the same kind of issue we discuss all the time. It is a matter of opinion when it comes to ANY kind of poll. I`m not sure what the deal is with the same team being on two extremes of the scale (Bama #10 and also #21). You would think they would be pretty closely ranked even in two separate polls. I think these websites and recruiting trackers and rankings are somewhat bogus, but at the same time, they give us something to do during the day.
When will Hawthorne make up his mind.
I agree 100% Dr.
Lindy`s is a complete joke with over 80% of their sales coming in the state of Alabama. Pretty interesting, huh!
Recruiting Rankings are a compete joke.
I am not 30 years old for the last time! I am an extremely young 26. I had someone tell me the other day that I looked 22, so there you go.
Shakey had quite a laugh at the wedding when the topic of my actual age was brought up.
Glad I can be a source of entertainment.
I wasn't saying that the services intentionally set the kids up for failure. I was just saying that when you pump a kid up so high, the only place to go is either down, or in a straight line.
I wish they would come out with a listing of players that Jamie fucking Newberg (scout.com) had touted as #1's over the last five years and then how that player panned out. I guarantte he is 50% correct at best.
When was the last time AU was ranked ahead of UGA in recruiting? I can't remember either......but 5 wins in the last 7 meetings tells me they can have all the high ranked recruits that they want. That doesn't always translate to wins.
Just read where Hawthorne backed off of his "Auburn is in the lead" statement. Either make up your mind and stand by your word or shut the hell up.
And that goes for all of these fickle, primadonnas who think that their shit doesn't stink.
I heard he is having a press conference on ESPN to announce his commitment. Exactly my point on building up egos. These kids think they are God's gift only to get to college and realize that they are a small fich in a huge pond. He will be running gassers and puking with everyone else in August. That press conference won't mean shit when Tray Blackmon knocks his ass OUT!
If he decides to come to Auburn then great, if not, then great. Just don't go over the middle in Jordan-Hare cause you will end up breathing turf just like Reggie.
Hello Ladies. All this recruiting talk had me looking up different guys that still have not committed. I came across something that stunned me. Last year, Auburn HEAVILY recruited a wide receiver by the name of Fred Rouse out of Florida. He said Auburn all the way, until the end when he signed with FSU. The bastard just got kicked off the team for violating team rules, the second violation for the true freshman Parade All-American since coming to FSU this past fall. What a loser. I am glad that we didn`t end up getting this guy. Tubbs has been pretty good about keeping "trash" off the field. We`ve had some "trash" in the past, but Tubbs has cleaned it up for sure.
Also heard, Bama`s lock for a recruit in Andre Smith, looks to be heading to Auburn according to a newspaper in Tallahassee. It said something about,"Andre knows he can walk right in at either Auburn or Bama and play immediately. Now, it just becomes a question of: Does he want to play for a championship caliber team or not." Wonder which "Championship Caliber" team they are talking about Dr.?
Nation, Daddy, and Kingdom,
This is the link to the zap of everyone at the tailgate South Carolina.
http://www.partypics.com/ver2/ViewImage.aspx?OrderNo=26108596&Roll=00001&Frame=0108
I think the password is AU03 or 02 can`t remember. Our big picture is on the last page (6).
The picture includes: Burton brooks, Derrick Dennis, Me, EY, Chuckie D, Bilbo Baggins, Gwintz, Emily Watts, Laura Cobb, Haley Howell, Jay Penny, Sam Gwintz, Janis the Manis, Wilbur, and a few randoms girls and a guy that are blurred.
I heard Smith was going to FSU?!?@!
Shut up Dr.
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