Back in Business

Internet has finally touched down at the King's Castle. I feel like a free man. No more renegade posts from Panera in the middle of the afternoon. I know some of you may not read the postings so my new goal is to get your attention with quality journalism. Yes, it will be ripped indeed.

Yes, Jessica, it feels good to be back to. What's that, Jess? Yeah, I got a few questions as well. (example quality journalism)

Will the winner of the ND/USC game play in the NC game?

What is Stickman aka Brody's legacy at the Capstone?

Is Fulmer looking at the end? Two years? Three? I can't see that far beyond that.

I have seen a few late night football replays lately and they have made several impressions. Matthew Stafford looks like Fat Freddie Kitchens on the field. Just like him and he may be 235 instead of the listed 225. He has got a gun though. Georgia might not be as good as Bama this year. I wished they played. Alabama's offensive line problems have been going on for years. Double teams between center and the guard have been busted through since Tennessee 2003. Stickman and Pennington("That's my roomate!""He sucks bad!") didn't help either. Neither did the lack of a home run hitter in the backfield. Paris Hilton's new video is pretty cool. No matter what anybody says, I believe Clemson will still lose 3 games. Same with one of the three Florida schools. And one will be undefeated until late in the season, maybe even ACC title game and then go down in flames with one loss. Texas will walk to the Big 12 CG and even go undefeated in what may be 3 team controversy again. Imagine ND, Texas & Auburn undefeated. Or Florida, USC & Ohio State. Please, heavens, no.

Story Time

This afternoon I was sideswiped by an illegal. I checked my mirror, looked over my should and then flipped my blinker. NASCAR. Rubs up against me and tears his mirror off. He puts a dent in the Explorer. I pull over in the QT and the 3 illegals in the car get out and insist on calling the police. Are you serious? It is rush hour ATL and barely any damage. Well, to make a long story short....3 of Atlanta's finest show up in one car. They spoke enough English to know whats up. Mexican woman says she was driving and so they ask me and of course it was the guy driving and not her. Cuffs slap on the beaner real quick. Turns out he has two tickets for driving without a license and the car is not insured. They put his car on a flatbed and the woman and teenage beaner have to walk which they truly deserve. They haul him off to jail while tacking on obstruction, resist, driving w/o a license and uninsured motorist.

It could have been my fault but the office gave me my ID, insurance card & business card with my current address & cell # back to my and says, "Go tell your insurance company you were sideswiped by an uninsured motorist." (not really enough damage to exercise the deductible)

Justice have seen served. Cold.

Ladies, I shall return.